Top 10 things NOT to ask a BBer

[hank]

This thread is so True! Anotherquestion I always get is:

What type of vitamins you take?

I usually tell them that I take Flinstones just empty the bottle and take all the BAM BAMS!

 

[buffbabeca]

This thread is so True! Anotherquestion I always get is:

What type of vitamins you take?

I usually tell them that I take Flinstones just empty the bottle and take all the BAM BAMS!

bwahahahahahahaha good one... u gotta admit those things were damn good when u were a kid

 

[hank]

HA! HA! They sure were!

 

[hotttsauce]

1. Do you work out?
(course not stupid.. it's genetics in motion baby)
2. So, are you an athlete or something?Do you run track?
(nah.. bodybuilders aren't athletes.. did you forget that!!! haha)
3. How much can you bench press?
(from the looks of things in my eyes.. more than you can...)
4. Wanna arm wrestle?
(nah.. I might hurt myself...)
5. What can I do to get abs like those?
(work out.?????!?!?!?!?!)
6. My friend competes. Her name is____... Do you know her?
( I won't even go there)
7. Can you flex for me?
(Nah.. gun show is closed for the summer....)
8. So do you have to like diet when you get ready for a show?
(Well.. I'm sure alcohol is considered a weight loss formula right)
9. I bet I can squat more than you!
(yeah.. and I 'm sure you can bull shit just as much as me too..you're doing a fine job of that right now)
10. Can I see you pose?
(how much you gonna pay me?)

# 7


When a chick asks me to flex my arm for her so she can feel I just say will you pull up your shirt and let me feel your boobs? That usually ends it or makes it VERY interesting.

 

[buffbabeca]

# 7


When a chick asks me to flex my arm for her so she can feel I just say will you pull up your shirt and let me feel your boobs? That usually ends it or makes it VERY interesting.

hahahaha pervert...

 

[MattyFSU]

Funniest DAMN post......

I really can't stop laughing at this post......i have read it 3 times and i can't stop laughing.... all of these things have happened to me and its amazing what complete strangers will ask you!!!!


good post buffbabeca!!!!!!!!!!

 

[nausea]

# 7


When a chick asks me to flex my arm for her so she can feel I just say will you pull up your shirt and let me feel your boobs? That usually ends it or makes it VERY interesting.

LMFAO! i wish i had thought of that one!

when i get asked dumb questions i offer bowflex answers, lol. "this is a bowflex body, baby!" or "i can lift 6 power rods!"

 

[hendosmoke]

My favorite is when I get "the guy at the GNC told me I should take product x, product y, and product z but its not working where did i go wrong?"
me: "so you took advice from the guy at GNC?"
them "yeah"
me: "what did he look like?"
I never get a reply but the expression I always get makes me believe in evolution

 

[BIGCHIEF78]

I get #3 all the time. Who gives a shit? When asked "how much do you bench", I always say "once a week" and walk away. When asked "do you you work out," I just say I got stung by a bee and had an allergic reaction. There are some dumbass questions out there.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

I get #3 all the time. Who gives a shit? When asked "how much do you bench", I always say "once a week" and walk away. When asked "do you you work out," I just say I got stung by a bee and had an allergic reaction. There are some dumbass questions out there.

Funny story, I was helping some friends in their yard when a guy came to deliver their new sofa and he said "you guys must have some nasty bees out here... you're all swollen!"

As far as the "how much do you bench" yeah, I think we all get that too much. And everyone always tells me about how much they used to be able to bench before their injury, or their marriage, or whatever apparently stopped them from working out

 

[Big B]

The thing I hate the most is that idiot who would ask you this:

"I want to workout but I dont want to be real big like those guys you see in magazines"
WHAAATTTTT

you wish if it was that easy.