This thread is so True! Anotherquestion I always get is:
What type of vitamins you take?
I usually tell them that I take Flinstones just empty the bottle and take all the BAM BAMS!
1. Do you work out?
(course not stupid.. it's genetics in motion baby)
2. So, are you an athlete or something?Do you run track?
(nah.. bodybuilders aren't athletes.. did you forget that!!! haha)
3. How much can you bench press?
(from the looks of things in my eyes.. more than you can...)
4. Wanna arm wrestle?
(nah.. I might hurt myself...)
5. What can I do to get abs like those?
(work out.?????!?!?!?!?!)
6. My friend competes. Her name is____... Do you know her?
( I won't even go there)
7. Can you flex for me?
(Nah.. gun show is closed for the summer....)
8. So do you have to like diet when you get ready for a show?
(Well.. I'm sure alcohol is considered a weight loss formula right)
9. I bet I can squat more than you!
(yeah.. and I 'm sure you can bull shit just as much as me too..you're doing a fine job of that right now)
10. Can I see you pose?
(how much you gonna pay me?)
# 7
When a chick asks me to flex my arm for her so she can feel I just say will you pull up your shirt and let me feel your boobs? That usually ends it or makes it VERY interesting.
# 7
When a chick asks me to flex my arm for her so she can feel I just say will you pull up your shirt and let me feel your boobs? That usually ends it or makes it VERY interesting.
Funny story, I was helping some friends in their yard when a guy came to deliver their new sofa and he said "you guys must have some nasty bees out here... you're all swollen!"I get #3 all the time. Who gives a shit? When asked "how much do you bench", I always say "once a week" and walk away. When asked "do you you work out," I just say I got stung by a bee and had an allergic reaction. There are some dumbass questions out there.