take the square root of your bodyweight in lean mass, and use that as the x-coordinate on the cartesian plane, then take the cube root of the difference from your fasting blood sugar and total time under tension in bulgarian time units. do that 2 more times but instead of resting blood sugar do it based on 10min and 30min past 100g dextrose ingestion. Use those three points and run a regression analysis to find the best fitting parabola. Then choose the number on the x-axis which contains the number of carbs you will be consuming and find the coressponding time value, with zero being the beginning of the workout, where it will be optimal to drink your shake. then run around the gym clucking like a chicken and make sure to wear your weight belt on your head.
lol. i was just bored. I bet if this was copied and pasted to bodybuilding.com with some fake references, you'd see every kid in america with a calculator at the gym.