CANNED TUNA

[ape of god]

lots o tuna

I'm deathly allergic to eggs, bad like I can't be in the kitchen when they're being cooked. Swell the esophagus up so it cuts off the trachea bad.

So, starting way back in about '82 or 83, I started eating tuna, 2 cans a day. Ive eaten tuna so many different ways I forgot some of them.

In the last 32 years, I've probably eaten close to 20,000 cans of tuna... probably ingested my share of dolphin too, before they all started saying they were dolphin-free.

I know my bones should be riddled with mercury and whatnot, but I seem to be alive and well.

Can you imagine back in the '80s, all your protein powders were made with eggs.... when they came out with good whey protein it was like a miracle.

 

[Deleted member 121863]

mayo and hot sauce!!! Adding some veggies like green onions, diced tomato, celery, advocado, that helps break up the texture too, plus adds nice flavor

 

[TigerWoodz]

I like poll and troll caught tuna by Wild Planet it doesnt even need anything to mix to it and its way better for you. They have it at Costco for a good price. I saw it on a Meadows video I've been eating it ever since.

I found the Wild Planet tuna today at Krogers of all places...

Best I have tried so far....

 

[anabolic2k]

Back before my last show (2004) when tuna was cheap here in the UK i just used to throw 2 cans in a blender with a can of Pepsi Max, 1 TblSp EVOO, mix it and down it!

Cant stand the taste so this was easy for me. I havnt eaten Tuna since that time though, its niow just as expensive as chicken breast and even the smell will turn my stomach!

Stew

 

[machomadness22]

I found the Wild Planet tuna today at Krogers of all places...

Best I have tried so far....

Dude yeah its amazing by itself, only thing is its pricier especially when purchased singly. But if you can find it at Costco or a Sam's I bet you can get a good deal on it. That's where I go.

 

[TigerWoodz]

Dude yeah its amazing by itself, only thing is its pricier especially when purchased singly. But if you can find it at Costco or a Sam's I bet you can get a good deal on it. That's where I go.

Yeah it was pricey but now that I know it superior in taste IMO I will have to see if my SAMs club carries it.

Thanks again...

 

[Deleted member 121863]

Back before my last show (2004) when tuna was cheap here in the UK i just used to throw 2 cans in a blender with a can of Pepsi Max, 1 TblSp EVOO, mix it and down it!

Stew

A canned tuna, pepsi shake? Are you serious? How do I make a smiley face throw up?

 

[QuietStorm]

canned tuna gives me heartburn so its off the table for me but I don't mind the taste of it. The smell on the other hand :naughty:

 

[ANDRE THE GIANT]

I like the tuna and oj!

THANKS

 

[malcom young]

You guys are making this waaaay hard, drain the can, then put two spoonfuls in your mouth, mix a large swig of water and just swallow it with a few chews.

Repeat a few times and it's gone in less than a minute, continue your day.

I don't really enjoy it, its just more of a habit; easy and FAST,..... Not so cheap anymore though.

 

[way2tense]

I just swallow it with alittle Gatorade...like its a pill.
don't drain it too much so its still a little moist.
put a forkful in your mouth...put gatorade in your mouth...swallow without chewing.
start with small amounts and work your way up...

I can drain and consume a 7oz. can of tuna in about five minutes.

IMO drinking tuna and orange juice doesn't work too well.

You guys are making this waaaay hard, drain the can, then put two spoonfuls in your mouth, mix a large swig of water and just swallow it with a few chews.

Repeat a few times and it's gone in less than a minute, continue your day.

I don't really enjoy it, its just more of a habit; easy and FAST,..... Not so cheap anymore though.

this is the best way to go about it...
if you smash it real good with your fork you don't even have to chew it...
if you do it with Gatorade you cant taste it...at all.
as far as drinking tuna with o.j. or coke or whatever...youll get better results if you eat it.

 

[irish_sd]

2 cans of Tuna
1 Top ramen (flavor of your choice)
8 Full eggs (scrambled)
1 cup cottage cheese

Mix and ready to serve (makes 2-3 meals)

Been eating this for years and damn tasty

Azcats,
Do you drain the water in the ramen and just do flavored noodles?
Or keep it soupy?

 

[OuchThatHurts]

What's the point of dry tuna fish if you're just going to wash it down with sugary orange juice or some 4-per-dollar ramen noodles and cottage cheese?

Eggs I could see maybe but tuna is more money/protein gram. If I'm doing tuna/fish, I'm going to go protein/fat meal with some fiber and save the cheap carbs and cheap protein for after workouts.

 

[G.I.Bro]

What's the point of dry tuna fish if you're just going to wash it down with sugary orange juice or some 4-per-dollar ramen noodles and cottage cheese?

Eggs I could see maybe but tuna is more money/protein gram. If I'm doing tuna/fish, I'm going to go protein/fat meal with some fiber and save the cheap carbs and cheap protein for after workouts.

Ditto. OJ is bullshit anyway. It's super sugar water, might as well have a regular soda. Don't even reply with VitC, folic acid or some other bs. OJ is not healthy, it's a Sugary drink. Sugary fruit juices don't belong in a strict diet IMO.

I mean if you want PWO sugar fine, I guess. But I'd rather use that special allowance for cereal or something more rewarding lol.

 

[OuchThatHurts]

Ditto. OJ is bullshit anyway. It's super sugar water, might as well have a regular soda. Don't even reply with VitC, folic acid or some other bs. OJ is not healthy, it's a Sugary drink. Sugary fruit juices don't belong in a strict diet IMO.

I mean if you want PWO sugar fine, I guess. But I'd rather use that special allowance for cereal or something more rewarding lol.

Exactly what I was thinking. Might as well woof it down then eat a candy bar. Congratulations, you just got fatter LOL

 

[NY Muscle]

I don't mind tuna the brown is easier to het down but I prefer to eat the solid white tuna. Some seasoning helps but believe it or not a handful of peanuts mixed in really makes it more palatable.

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[biglizard225]

The best recipe I've found for the shit is 3 cans of tuna 1 liter of water. Take a bite of tuna, then slosh it down with a big gulp of water. There you have it best recipe for tuna ever invented

 

[Damaar]

dude, tuna and salmon are best foods in existence, and eggs...and beef...

 

[d public]

tuna potato salad

Tuna Potato Salad

12 oz can of light fin tuna not albacore(too dry)
2 tbsp light mayo
some finely chopped onion or green onion
8-10 oz waxy potatoes like red or yukon gold

boil the potatoes until they are tender but not mush.

then, just combined all ingredients in a bowl lightly with a fork. Don't mash the potatoes - just break them up a bit.

add fresh cracked black pepper at the end.

Honestly, I don't think you can do much better with tuna. You could also replace the tuna with crab if you are trying to take this to another level.

 

[Damaar]

Tuna Potato Salad

12 oz can of light fin tuna not albacore(too dry)
2 tbsp light mayo
some finely chopped onion or green onion
8-10 oz waxy potatoes like red or yukon gold

boil the potatoes until they are tender but not mush.

then, just combined all ingredients in a bowl lightly with a fork. Don't mash the potatoes - just break them up a bit.

add fresh cracked black pepper at the end.

Honestly, I don't think you can do much better with tuna. You could also replace the tuna with crab if you are trying to take this to another level.

nice!