Date fail

[pimpman]

Yo a friend of mine inject that shit and ended in the er with a hard on that wouldn't go down. And he said it hurt so much having such a hard erection .they had to cut at the bottom of the shaft to Bleed it out.

I never take a chance I take 40mg of calls and it never fails
Only one time I was extremely horny but my shit wouldn't get hard but I was on a shit load of cocaine.never again touch that shit.

I take prescription percs for pain. And I tell you I go for hours banging with out busting a nut. I do have 3sums often with 2 females and I wear the shit out of their pussy.leave them sore as fuck.but they think I'm a fucking stud.they know I take the pain medication and thats what keeps me from busting a nut.I eventually bust one but hours into it.and I stay hard the entire time.

 

[ShortStop]

Injecting somthing in your penis for sex is the sickest thing I ever heard - whoever does this has major problems

Never say never... Whats is true today might not necessarily be true tomorrow.. I'm not there yet but definitely would consider it.

 

[ShortStop]

This lady doctor has the patient use a pump afterwards to help increase performance. He says " I just feel a little prick" when she injects his penis.

Lol... A hot lady doctor. Stay doc help me out.

 

[Mr. Mxyzptlk]

Injecting somthing in your penis for sex is the sickest thing I ever heard - whoever does this has major problems

Oh without a doubt I know I have some issues which I see a therapist for, Injecting Tri-Mix to fuck women to sleep is not one of them.

You're on an anonymous message board discussing about how to get bigger using homemade compounds made with god knows what, by god knows who, in god knows what sterility conditions.

Please look into the mirror and tell it to yourself.

 

[TheOtherOne55]

This trimix injection sounds super interesting.
The scary part is "low dose" though.

Knowing that all of us are BBers, we have a slight addiction to, "eh, ill try a little more" and that sounds like a quick way to have to go to the ER because of this shit.
I mean telling your wife/gf/rando that you need to go to the ER at 3AM after sex is definitely ALSO going to be date fail lol

 

[goback2013]

Yo a friend of mine inject that shit and ended in the er with a hard on that wouldn't go down. And he said it hurt so much having such a hard erection .they had to cut at the bottom of the shaft to Bleed it out.

I never take a chance I take 40mg of calls and it never fails
Only one time I was extremely horny but my shit wouldn't get hard but I was on a shit load of cocaine.never again touch that shit.

I take prescription percs for pain. And I tell you I go for hours banging with out busting a nut. I do have 3sums often with 2 females and I wear the shit out of their pussy.leave them sore as fuck.but they think I'm a fucking stud.they know I take the pain medication and thats what keeps me from busting a nut.I eventually bust one but hours into it.and I stay hard the entire time.

re: painful erection caused by caverject

i had the same thing circa 2005.. i believe i pinned 15mcg.. shit started getting too panful after say 2hrs..
at the time i just took 75mg of ephedrine and it went down...
so yeah, 5mcg seems to be the right dose for me at least.
havent touched it since then. although i did try PGE-1 from a research site circa 2012.. didnt work at all.

 

[nozeryder]

@ShortStop I feel your pain.

This thread is cringy AF only because it hits close to home since I had my own failure to launch last year. I had never had this happen at any point in my life. Closest was coming off of deca about 20 years ago. I'd just broken up with my gf so the only problem was not being able to rub one out.

Last year I met a recently divorced gorgeous woman on the Bumble app. We went out for drinks on the first date and really hit it off. A few days later she hit me up and invited me over to Netflix and chill. I get over to her house and we start off by making cocktails getting more comfortable. Over the course of 2 hours I had 2 margaritas and 2 shots of Patron which is pretty standard for me. As we're sitting on the couch talking, she asks me how I feel about MedicalMJ, but more specifically edibles. I told her that I didn't smoke anymore but was always curious about gummies. 2 seconds later she breaks out a box with an assortment of chocolates and gummies. I'm so giddy I can hardly contain myself. This chick is a total smoke show, financially independent, almost finished grad school and she's 420 friendly? Holy fuck it was almost too good to be true.
I ate a gummy and we get down to business making out and some heavy petting. This went on for about an hour and since I wasn't feeling anything I popped another gummy. Normally at this point I'd have a raging boner but I was a limp as a wet noodle.
We go to her bedroom and I went down on her and still nothing. I roll over and she climbs on top and starts blowing me and I figured that would do it. Nope. After about 1/2 hour she stops and asks me if there's a problem. She really thought it was her fault and that I wasn't turned on by her body. My attempt at making things better only worsened the situation. I told her that this had never happened before and she took interpreted it as somehow her fault. The look of disappointment and sadness on her face crippled me. To say it was humiliating would be an understatement. I felt like the biggest loser!

I don't know if it was the booz, the gummies, old age or prior AAS usage or a combination of everything. FWIW I'm not a heavy user by any stretch and stick mostly to TRT doses and 2ius/GH.

 

[pimpman]

@ShortStop I feel your pain.

This thread is cringy AF only because it hits close to home since I had my own failure to launch last year. I had never had this happen at any point in my life. Closest was coming off of deca about 20 years ago. I'd just broken up with my gf so the only problem was not being able to rub one out.

Last year I met a recently divorced gorgeous woman on the Bumble app. We went out for drinks on the first date and really hit it off. A few days later she hit me up and invited me over to Netflix and chill. I get over to her house and we start off by making cocktails getting more comfortable. Over the course of 2 hours I had 2 margaritas and 2 shots of Patron which is pretty standard for me. As we're sitting on the couch talking, she asks me how I feel about MedicalMJ, but more specifically edibles. I told her that I didn't smoke anymore but was always curious about gummies. 2 seconds later she breaks out a box with an assortment of chocolates and gummies. I'm so giddy I can hardly contain myself. This chick is a total smoke show, financially independent, almost finished grad school and she's 420 friendly? Holy fuck it was almost too good to be true.
I ate a gummy and we get down to business making out and some heavy petting. This went on for about an hour and since I wasn't feeling anything I popped another gummy. Normally at this point I'd have a raging boner but I was a limp as a wet noodle.
We go to her bedroom and I went down on her and still nothing. I roll over and she climbs on top and starts blowing me and I figured that would do it. Nope. After about 1/2 hour she stops and asks me if there's a problem. She really thought it was her fault and that I wasn't turned on by her body. My attempt at making things better only worsened the situation. I told her that this had never happened before and she took interpreted it as somehow her fault. The look of disappointment and sadness on her face crippled me. To say it was humiliating would be an understatement. I felt like the biggest loser!

I don't know if it was the booz, the gummies, old age or prior AAS usage or a combination of everything. FWIW I'm not a heavy user by any stretch and stick mostly to TRT doses and 2ius/GH.

I feel you bro.I was so fucking disappointed with myself and felt like a looser.went from a bedroom stud to a limp wet noodle like you.luckly for me I have been banging this chick for 5 years now.I still am.so she knew it wasn't normal. But still felt like a donky

 

[nothuman]

Never say never... Whats is true today might not necessarily be true tomorrow.. I'm not there yet but definitely would consider it.

I definitely made a similar post about injecting in the dick being crazy years ago and before you know it, I was doing it myself after a few erection fails. So happy I did.

 

[ShortStop]

@ShortStop I feel your pain.

This thread is cringy AF only because it hits close to home since I had my own failure to launch last year. I had never had this happen at any point in my life. Closest was coming off of deca about 20 years ago. I'd just broken up with my gf so the only problem was not being able to rub one out.

Last year I met a recently divorced gorgeous woman on the Bumble app. We went out for drinks on the first date and really hit it off. A few days later she hit me up and invited me over to Netflix and chill. I get over to her house and we start off by making cocktails getting more comfortable. Over the course of 2 hours I had 2 margaritas and 2 shots of Patron which is pretty standard for me. As we're sitting on the couch talking, she asks me how I feel about MedicalMJ, but more specifically edibles. I told her that I didn't smoke anymore but was always curious about gummies. 2 seconds later she breaks out a box with an assortment of chocolates and gummies. I'm so giddy I can hardly contain myself. This chick is a total smoke show, financially independent, almost finished grad school and she's 420 friendly? Holy fuck it was almost too good to be true.
I ate a gummy and we get down to business making out and some heavy petting. This went on for about an hour and since I wasn't feeling anything I popped another gummy. Normally at this point I'd have a raging boner but I was a limp as a wet noodle.
We go to her bedroom and I went down on her and still nothing. I roll over and she climbs on top and starts blowing me and I figured that would do it. Nope. After about 1/2 hour she stops and asks me if there's a problem. She really thought it was her fault and that I wasn't turned on by her body. My attempt at making things better only worsened the situation. I told her that this had never happened before and she took interpreted it as somehow her fault. The look of disappointment and sadness on her face crippled me. To say it was humiliating would be an understatement. I felt like the biggest loser!

I don't know if it was the booz, the gummies, old age or prior AAS usage or a combination of everything. FWIW I'm not a heavy user by any stretch and stick mostly to TRT doses and 2ius/GH.

That sucks! Thats the worst feeling ever. I think we've all been there as men. It's happened to me even b4 I started taking AAS..

 

[Lathe Crasher]

when limp dick happened to me it was when i was blind drunk. then this one time i was tongue bangin a woman's ass, oh she loved that. had a cute little gape goin on sitting on my face, then pfffft! blew a toot right in my kisser.
so i was all turned off then. so she tried fuckin me, sittin on my dick, but i was hammered and now not in the mood.
silver lining to face fart was, when i got home i found blood down there, so she started her period.
if she wouldnt've tooted whilst i was tongue fuckin that ass, id'a ended up with her period on my chin.
silver lining.

Haha nice. I got peed on once and then she ripped a monster queef when she thought I was asleep. Honestly though it was her weird shoes that made me never call her back.

 

[jaxino]

So I was on a date yesterday with this hot 28 yr old, I’m 34. She was weird AS FUCK, like all talking about music and 3rd eye energy. Whatever. We went back to her place and we were drinking, she was listening to music, said she wanted to get comfortable, goes and changes in a robe, NOTHING under it.

climbs on top of me, and starts taking off my clothes. For the life of me I couldn’t get an erection. I suck at life lol.

Im on test and EQ, but I think it was mostly the alcohol and lack of food that day.

maybe I will get a chance to redeem myself. Lol

off topic, just needed to vent my pecker failure. And I have cialis on the way. Next time I’m slamming 100mg test base and 20mg cialis and gonna fuck shit up.

That third eye shit would kill my penis too....

 

[maldorf]

Never say never... Whats is true today might not necessarily be true tomorrow.. I'm not there yet but definitely would consider it.

Exactly! Things change big time the older you get. I am becoming my father! I used to think I'd always want to drive a sports sedan as my main vehicle, but now I want to buy a SUV. Porsche Cayenne is my next choice. More comfort and easier to get in and out of.

No more real spicy foods, low Na. Thought I would never deal with this crap.

 

[TheOtherOne55]

Exactly! Things change big time the older you get. I am becoming my father! I used to think I'd always want to drive a sports sedan as my main vehicle, but now I want to buy a SUV. Porsche Cayenne is my next choice. More comfort and easier to get in and out of.

No more real spicy foods, low Na. Thought I would never deal with this crap.

hahaha agreee. I used to like sporty tiny cars. Now only SUVs. Was looking at the Cayenne before x-mas (wife needed a new car) and got the Jaguar F-Pace instead. LOVE IT.

Back to dick injections—honestly, I'll try anything once (drug wise lol). I've done literally every regular/street drug on the planet (minus heroin and meth) just to feel its effects. I've done almost every muscle building drug. And guess what, when you play with muscle building, you play with your dick too. Gotta have the best of both worlds right?
PLUS, being married and kid-less, for now...means I still have time to keep it fresh and crazy.
I saw the truest meme ever the other day on IG.
It said something like, "Me and my wife used to take ecstasy and lick cocaine of each others genitals. Today, we had a heated argument because I lied to the dog. Life comes at you fast."

 

[MR. BMJ]

This lady doctor has the patient use a pump afterwards to help increase performance. He says " I just feel a little prick" when she injects his penis.

LOL, I just kept laughing every time she said penis LOL @ I the little prick comment by the guy. I just couldn't take any of this seriously, but the girl is decently pretty, so.....i'd probably feel weird if I was him. He just kept his serious straight face the whole time.

 

[Ironman 580]

LOL, I just kept laughing every time she said penis LOL @ I the little prick comment by the guy. I just couldn't take any of this seriously, but the girl is decently pretty, so.....i'd probably feel weird if I was him. He just kept his serious straight face the whole time.

Lol man

 

[pheenix]

Prob happened to almost every dude i know.. at least once. Alot of times its mental obviously.

 

[Cito33189]

I’m laughing at these comments. Injecting your penis with a tiny ass insulin syringe is so crazy to some people. But loading up synthol is normal.
How you think porn stars fuck now days this shit is so widely used. People who have never tried it have no idea. This shit is so nuts.
If I was given a choice to have steroids or trimix I’d go trimix all day. Women climb the walls with this shit. They’ll sit at your door step crying to dick them down

 

[aphextwin]

So I was on a date yesterday with this hot 28 yr old, I’m 34. She was weird AS FUCK, like all talking about music and 3rd eye energy. Whatever. We went back to her place and we were drinking, she was listening to music, said she wanted to get comfortable, goes and changes in a robe, NOTHING under it.

climbs on top of me, and starts taking off my clothes. For the life of me I couldn’t get an erection. I suck at life lol.

Im on test and EQ, but I think it was mostly the alcohol and lack of food that day.

maybe I will get a chance to redeem myself. Lol

off topic, just needed to vent my pecker failure. And I have cialis on the way. Next time I’m slamming 100mg test base and 20mg cialis and gonna fuck shit up.

Did you get a chance to redeem yourself?

 

[UsmcOldSchoolMuscle]

These are my go to options to prevent such occurrences:

Proviron
Shilajit (Primavie)
Black Ginger Extract

You mentioned ordering cialis so I listed the other items that I taked besides it.