Definition of Guts and Balls, applies to more than just the gym.

[hotttsauce]

We've all heard about people having guts or balls to do something. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you better informed, I wanted to give you the definition for each ...

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "YOU'RE NEXT."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

 

[buffbabeca]

Ummmm first off aren't u supposed to be working??

Second don't get any ideas baby!!! Neither one of those will get u very far with me! U walk in the u will b meeting my fist across ur cheek before u can speak

 

[hotttsauce]

U know that will never happen with U from me!

 

[buffbabeca]

Awwwwwwwwwww ur too sweet baby!!!!


Better stop before we gross out "some" people on the board lol

 

[hotttsauce]

 

[buffbabeca]

Awwwww u have 69 posts hehehehe