Drug charges dropped after suspect refuses to poop for 47 days in custody

[johnjuanb1]

This is an update on the guy who refused to poop because he swallowed the drugs to keep po-po from charging him.

https://apple.news/AI_bVqM3KQV-f6lF6qYPIpQ

 

[need4tren]

Respect

 

[thethinker48]

Lmaooo [emoji23]

John, You've been following this dude's journey for a while...

He's a Savage tho

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[johnjuanb1]

Lmaooo [emoji23]

John, You've been following this dude's journey for a while...

He's a Savage tho

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I’m in awe because i poop 3-5 times a day. This guy has some serious control. Hahaha

 

[Ashop]

I’m in awe because i poop 3-5 times a day. This guy has some serious control. Hahaha

This guy wasn't playing around was he? I cant imagine how he went 42 days without a bowel movement though unless the drug he swallowed was IMODIUM A-D.

 

[maldorf]

The article said he ate food too. That is the part that really amazes me. He must not have eaten much. Simply amazing that he held out that long. I didn't think the human body was capable of that!

 

[Samson250]

I suspect he found opportunities to crap. They can’t watch you ALL the time.

 

[TODouble2]

Amazing


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[1bigmofo]

im calling bullshit. Guy would of gotten a bowel obstruction and died from sepsis.

 

[maldorf]

I suspect he found opportunities to crap. They can’t watch you ALL the time.

The article says they kept watch on him at all times. I think he never went. Its possible I suppose. Bet his health was really suffering though. I think the only way he would have cheated is if a guard or two were dirty and let him go without telling the higher ups.

He must not have eaten much at all, just enough to sustain. Here is a post that shows one guy went supposedly 13 years due to a medical condition and finally died. He must have gone some though.

https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-longest-a-human-has-ever-gone-without-pooping

 

[FrancisK]

No shit?

 

[Samson250]

The article says they kept watch on him at all times.]

Yeah it’s just that I’ve been incarcerated and it’s just not possible to watch someone ALL the time. I’ve seen guys on “24 hour watch” and the guard stood outside the closed curtain when they showered. Guards don’t shower with the dudes or stand there and watch them shower. Just saying there’s no such thing as truly being watched all the time the manpower doesn’t exist and guys on the inside are experts.

He would have been in to much pain to go that long anyway.

 

[Phidias]

im calling bullshit. Guy would of gotten a bowel obstruction and died from sepsis.

My feeling too.

A friend of mine has had AIDS since the 90's, and though she's doing pretty good now thanks to more and more efficient meds, she still catches her share of illnesses and spends a lot of time in the hospital. One of the main side effects of her condition is constipation... but I mean really BAD constipation. This bad that a few times a year, after not being able to poop for a full week, her doc sends her directly in the hospital again in order for them to remove everything that's "trapped" in her intestines, for otherwise it could cause a serious case of blood poisoning, should the faeces somehow find their way out by perforating her colon.

So 42 days...

But hey, then again the body is such a magnificient machine, you never know what it's capable of...

 

[Marvin Martian]

It’s really rare to see a drug dealer that has kept his shit together like this.

 

[Sides]

Obviously not a bodybuilder to go without pooping for so long. Although those last few weeks pre-contest can be stressful and it was much more difficult with a restricted food intake.

 

[get it in ya]

It’s really rare to see a drug dealer that has kept his shit together like this.

hahaha

 

[Marky Boy]

Fucking hell. That would kill me..serious.

I can only hold farts in for a few hours nevermind holding a shit in for 47 days lmao.

 

[jstrong20]

Am I the only one curious of what happens when he did actually go. Lol Had to be a record sized log.

 

[jp4355]

A Cute Fairy Tale, but Absolutely Impossible to do without Dying.

The Guards were Corrupt, and it wouldn't be the 1st time............ JP

 

[Thaistick]

Damn. I went over 2 weeks after I was gutshot. When I finally went it was like an out of body experience. All the painkillers that were sitting in my gut moved around where they could be absorbed, it was indescribable.