drug test

[SVFootball]

does anyone have any way of passing a drug test that i know will be testing for AAS?

any more information concerning the test can be supplied if it helps.

thank you in advance

 

[nosmas]

What is the test for SV?

 

[SVFootball]

you have a PM

 

[nosmas]

Your gonna think this is crazy but I have friends who have used this product with success.
Keep looking for all the options you can but it could come down to this.

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[SVFootball]

Your gonna think this is crazy but I have friends who have used this product with success.
Keep looking for all the options you can but it could come down to this.

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lmao...im sure that worked for some people

but im observed taking the test...i think they'd notice

but thanks for the attempt... haha

 

[nosmas]

Well, you could always do like Latimer from the movie "the Program" and have some dude change out your urine.

 

[SVFootball]

a guy did that in that ESPN show "playmakers" that aired a few years back....

hmm...

 

[Tyrone]

If it's for sports in any school, it very well could be towards aas. If it's for a job...prob. not.

 

[Deepsea]

Your gonna think this is crazy but I have friends who have used this product with success.
Keep looking for all the options you can but it could come down to this.

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That's a good idea but a lot of the urine tests look at temperature. There is this stuff i've used that you could buy at head shops. It's synthetic urine and comes with a heating pad that will keep the synthetic urine warm between 90-98 degrees for up to six hours. There is also a drink that you can take that temporarily covers up anything in your urine. You drink the drink and then chase it with two bottles of water, piss once and then after that you will pee clean for four hours or so.. Go to any local head shop (place that sells pipes, water pipes..) they will be able to help you. I used this method for 1 yr while on probation.

 

[SVFootball]

That's a good idea but a lot of the urine tests look at temperature. There is this stuff i've used that you could buy at head shops. It's synthetic urine and comes with a heating pad that will keep the synthetic urine warm between 90-98 degrees for up to six hours. There is also a drink that you can take that temporarily covers up anything in your urine. You drink the drink and then chase it with two bottles of water, piss once and then after that you will pee clean for four hours or so.. Go to any local head shop (place that sells pipes, water pipes..) they will be able to help you. I used this method for 1 yr while on probation.

the problem with that is that the test also tests for urine manipulators...and if the sample is too dilute i have to stay there until i can produce a strong enough sample...even if it takes hours

 

[maldorf]

One sure fire way I know to beat any test would be to insert a catheder into your urethra and inject someone else's urine into your empty bladder. You would urinate and empty your own bladder and then put someone elses urine in your bladder. Read about this and it makes perfect sense. I think it would be a bit painful, but if you use some KY on the tubing it should go in just fine. Ive seen it done when my wife gave birth, sucker goes right in. You would have to know when the test is being given and do this shortly before you go for the test. The urine would adjust to your body temperature and be good to go. I did read how someone flunked the test because they used their girlfriend's urine and it tested positive for HCG!! This is how they found out that she was pregnant, what a surprise.

 

[abadseal]

One sure fire way I know to beat any test would be to insert a catheder into your urethra and inject someone else's urine into your empty bladder. You would urinate and empty your own bladder and then put someone elses urine in your bladder. Read about this and it makes perfect sense. I think it would be a bit painful, but if you use some KY on the tubing it should go in just fine. Ive seen it done when my wife gave birth, sucker goes right in. You would have to know when the test is being given and do this shortly before you go for the test. The urine would adjust to your body temperature and be good to go. I did read how someone flunked the test because they used their girlfriend's urine and it tested positive for HCG!! This is how they found out that she was pregnant, what a surprise.

OMG, that is the most extreme example of passing a test I've ever heard of!!!! Make sure that 'friend' is clear of AIDS before he's clear of metabolites.
Apparently you've never personally had it done. I've inserted into patients and have had it inserted into me. The shit is uncomfortable and stings like hell no matter how much lubricant you put on it(it must be water based for obvious reasons). The pain of childbirth probably masked your wifes pain of the catheter insertion. Get a balloon filled with some clean friends piss and get some air tubing that goes to a fish tank aerator. Put the piss filled balloon under your arm pit and take the tubing down your chest, down your stomach and down your groin then finally under your penis and have a little plug to pull out and let the pee flow when you need to. They have very elaborate kits that amazingly simplify this. Unless someone is actually watching you pee with their eyes 6 inches from your dick you can't really tell at all as long as you're smooth about it.

 

[Tyrone]

Hypothetic situation....What's wrong with using very short esters(if any) timed before the season and times you feel confident through out??

 

[SVFootball]

Unless someone is actually watching you pee with their eyes 6 inches from your dick you can't really tell at all as long as you're smooth about it.

thats pretty much the situation....and ive thought about the exchanging piss thing...i would find out about the test 48 hrs in advance...but im kinda scared to do that to myself

and tyrone...the problem is previous use of deca...which will be in my system for quite some time...

 

[Tyrone]

thats pretty much the situation....and ive thought about the exchanging piss thing...i would find out about the test 48 hrs in advance...but im kinda scared to do that to myself

and tyrone...the problem is previous use of deca...which will be in my system for quite some time...

Damn bro! I either forgot or didn't see where you dipped into the "dark side" brother. Sorry to hear you were influenced in such a way to use nanderlone. Let's figure out the best way to help ya out bro.

 

[SVFootball]

yea i know....but i never planned on playing sports again so it wasnt a big deal...this kinda just came up

 

[Tyrone]

yea i know....but i never planned on playing sports again so it wasnt a big deal...this kinda just came up

Well, you can pm me with the last time you used and/or all the details if you'd like. Although, I'm certainly not the expert on decieving tests.

 

[SVFootball]

you have a PM

and maldorf...do you have any idea where you could get one of these kits or something?

 

[maldorf]

you have a PM

and maldorf...do you have any idea where you could get one of these kits or something?

Sure you could probably order the catheder tubing online somewhere, should be able to find some kind of bladder to connect the tubing to. I cant really help, ive never done the procedure. It should be rather simple though, but as the other guy said it will hurt. I would search the web. Not sure what gauge tubing you would use to fit the urethra.

 

[scott123456789]

You are talking to me (the guy who installs, trains staff and repairs Lab equipment including Urine testing devices). Here is the deal. You can set up the machine to test for Different Rec Drugs and Steroidsandf many others. For preemployment the Lab companies I work with usually use a reagent kit for Rec drugs such as marijuana etc. They simply take small amounts of your urine and add reagents and heat etc to test it. It costs these companies $ for each test. It is not like they put a sample of urine and a monitor screen shows all the chemicals in your urine like CSI on TV. You have to program the machine to specifically look for a drug and use the correct reagents for that test. This machine is used in MANY labs. It has 10 bays so they can test 10 samples at once. Some places havemany of them and they are very accurate. I took the liberty to see what Reagent test kits they have the most of and it is for Rec drugs. Steroids tests are done but far less.