Extreme idea in maintaining a (+) nitrogen balance

[Reload]

Small diameter NG tube feeds at a 30 degree bed position...
Nasopharynx and esophagus would take a beating initially but sterile technique not required. Mucosal lining would eventually adapt to the irritation. NG pump set at 75ml/hr. Synthepure/EFA mix to infuse at night.Urinal at bedside secondary to increased urine output = less trips to the bathroom rolling your IV pole to and from.

Bodybuilders wanting to increase muscle mass need to consume a protein rich meal every 2 to 3 hours during day light hours. Consider this...an NG regimen would allow an individual to consume another 4 meals (while they're sleeping). Over a 7 day period that's an extra #28-30 nutrient dense meals. Over a year it's an extra 1400 meals. Convienient...no, comfortable initially...no, a way to take the sport to the next level...absolutely!

Or you could simply get up every 2 to 3 hours at night and pound a shake

 

[Mr Pickles]

wait a second here.... with all these tubes being inserted and fluids being pumped it.... fluids need to come out... will this require a tube shoved up my pee-pee hole or could i just pull a Cartman and rubber band some condoms on my wang and throw it away in the morning

 

[gravityfighter]

I think we've reached a new low here..................

 

[Mr_Magoo]

on the contrary, we havent even begun to defile ourselves

 

[Reload]

Urinal at bedside...one of these things Pickles (see attachment). Come on, work with me here!
Lets create a monster with the sole purpose of reaching an extreme level of muscularity. Lets say 500 lb's...contest ready. We do it through a little modern chemistry using the latest in IV therapy incorporating, Testosterone and it's derivatives, Insulin, R3-IGF, HGH, Interlikin-15. Possibly a little gene therapy. Our experimental recipient wouldn't work thus no need to expend calories on mundane tasks. He would eat, sleep, and crap "BODYBUILDING". No women, no parties, no hitting up the strip clubs on the weekends with the guys. His only goal is to train, eat and sleep. He'll train with Marius on heavy days and Ronnie on light days.
Lets give this guy an implantable port like those used for outpatient chemotherapy treatments. Easy access for IV therapy with less damage to muscle tissue through repeated injections. Now lets employ Dante, Chad, and.....Phil as his trainers. These individuals would prove most valuable in contest preparation as our individual will most definately be utilizing volume expanders, EPO, diutetics and the meriad of other chemicals needed shortly before stepping onto the stage.
OK...who wan't to be the guinne pig?

 

[gravityfighter]

on the contrary, we havent even begun to defile ourselves

Was that a great movie or what?..."Tell um I'm comin and Hell's comin with me!"....The peacemaker....thats the only hint.Any guesses?

 

[FRKNHUGE]

im sayin the movies tombstone
and ill be the guniea pig, i figure with those techniques employed my frame would hold 400+lb in contest condition
pleeeeeease lemme be the guinea pig lol