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I KNOW YOU GUYS have seen these freaks!! ahahhaha
THE SIX FREAKS--YOU always see at BODYBUILDING SHOWS!!!
Whenever badguy attends bodybuilding shows, fitness shows, or expos I ALWAYS encounter at least one of these freaks!!
Here are the 6 freaks I'm talking about( in no particular order):
1) Fat Bloated Chicks in Spandex---MMMMMMMMMmmmmm goood! Twinkie fattie?
2) Hoe Fitness Babes--Here kitty kitty? Got milk in those implants? Must take a couple of hours at night with an ice pick to take all the make-up off your face!
3) Freak-a-wanna-bees--150lbs punks with arms flared out and walking like they have 50 inch thighs.
4) SnobMuscle--These are the guys in shape with an attitude. Hey--I think badguy wants his nipple pierced and have it sticking out through a mesh sweater too! NOT! Ohh and don't forget to throw in Fitness Hoe attached to his right arm. She's the one with the black eye because she was getting more attention to her than him.
5) Joe KnowItAll--the guy in the audience who rips on everyone! Never ever did a bodybuilding show but has the balls to talk sh*t about all the competitors when their up on stage.
6) Mr.IusedtolookLIKEthat--the guy who sits in attendance with his girlfriend or typically his wife. Trys to rekindle the moment and tell his loved one he used to look like that. Sad to say after his slip and fall accident at the local buffet he can't train anymore. So honey please look at the men and picture my face on them--bwhahahahhah!!
There are more but these are the main 6!!
THE SIX FREAKS--YOU always see at BODYBUILDING SHOWS!!!
Whenever badguy attends bodybuilding shows, fitness shows, or expos I ALWAYS encounter at least one of these freaks!!
Here are the 6 freaks I'm talking about( in no particular order):
1) Fat Bloated Chicks in Spandex---MMMMMMMMMmmmmm goood! Twinkie fattie?
2) Hoe Fitness Babes--Here kitty kitty? Got milk in those implants? Must take a couple of hours at night with an ice pick to take all the make-up off your face!
3) Freak-a-wanna-bees--150lbs punks with arms flared out and walking like they have 50 inch thighs.
4) SnobMuscle--These are the guys in shape with an attitude. Hey--I think badguy wants his nipple pierced and have it sticking out through a mesh sweater too! NOT! Ohh and don't forget to throw in Fitness Hoe attached to his right arm. She's the one with the black eye because she was getting more attention to her than him.
5) Joe KnowItAll--the guy in the audience who rips on everyone! Never ever did a bodybuilding show but has the balls to talk sh*t about all the competitors when their up on stage.
6) Mr.IusedtolookLIKEthat--the guy who sits in attendance with his girlfriend or typically his wife. Trys to rekindle the moment and tell his loved one he used to look like that. Sad to say after his slip and fall accident at the local buffet he can't train anymore. So honey please look at the men and picture my face on them--bwhahahahhah!!
There are more but these are the main 6!!
