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Have you ever seen these 6 Freaks?!!

badguy

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I KNOW YOU GUYS have seen these freaks!! ahahhaha

THE SIX FREAKS--YOU always see at BODYBUILDING SHOWS!!!

Whenever badguy attends bodybuilding shows, fitness shows, or expos I ALWAYS encounter at least one of these freaks!!

Here are the 6 freaks I'm talking about( in no particular order):

1) Fat Bloated Chicks in Spandex---MMMMMMMMMmmmmm goood! Twinkie fattie?

2) Hoe Fitness Babes--Here kitty kitty? Got milk in those implants? Must take a couple of hours at night with an ice pick to take all the make-up off your face!

3) Freak-a-wanna-bees--150lbs punks with arms flared out and walking like they have 50 inch thighs.

4) SnobMuscle--These are the guys in shape with an attitude. Hey--I think badguy wants his nipple pierced and have it sticking out through a mesh sweater too! NOT! Ohh and don't forget to throw in Fitness Hoe attached to his right arm. She's the one with the black eye because she was getting more attention to her than him.

5) Joe KnowItAll--the guy in the audience who rips on everyone! Never ever did a bodybuilding show but has the balls to talk sh*t about all the competitors when their up on stage.

6) Mr.IusedtolookLIKEthat--the guy who sits in attendance with his girlfriend or typically his wife. Trys to rekindle the moment and tell his loved one he used to look like that. Sad to say after his slip and fall accident at the local buffet he can't train anymore. So honey please look at the men and picture my face on them--bwhahahahhah!!

There are more but these are the main 6!! :D
 
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hey guy ,man you got that one right....they must all travel by bus cause they are all at each show everytime..well just the local shows so knowone can show them up .....keep your eyes open for the used to be bodybuilders hanging around shaking there heads at the up and coming competitors......
 

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That #6-MrIusedtolooklikethat! They are all over infesting society
when ever they talk to you or anyone with a descent build.
 

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I thought that group just attended the shows I go to :)

I work with one of those #6's. He tells me he used to look just like me when he was in the service :p

xcel
 

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....

#6....

i only ever encounterd one guy that i actually believed when he told me this...
 

marianna komlos

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which one were you?? LOL (jk) :D

I wonder how many of those peeps post on these boards......

too funny.....

marianna:D
 

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wolverine said:
You forgot the "I know someone like you, but he's bigger" guy.
Wolv-thats the fraternal twin of #6. Both should die painful deaths. :mad:
 

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lmao this shit cracks me up so true thx badguy great stuff!:D
 

badguy

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I'm glad you guys enjoyed this.
I will post some funny other stories in the following days!!
 

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THAT ONE GUY.......

YEAH, THE ONE WOLVERINE MENTIONED........."YEAH, I KNOW A GUY, HE'S BIGGER THAN YOU"..........IN MY STATE<MONTANA> I'D KNOW THE GUY! THERE ARE ABOUT FIVE GOOD LIFTERS IN THE WHOLE STATE. HAHAHAHAHA.........WELL, I MUST CHANGE THAT...THERE ARE SOME GOOD POWER LIFTERS.......NOT TOO MANY BIG DUDES THOUGH.:D
 

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