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How do you reach your glute?

DrZaius7

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Glute injections are smooth as cake but as my cycle progresses I am having more trouble twisting and reaching the proper spot. I can't even hit the left glute anymore. Usually I will twist around and do it in front of a mirror.

How does everyone else hit the glutes?
 

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i think its just the way you hold the syringe. I assume you're trying to use both hands to inject correct? there is a very simple way to do all this with only one hand and without having to turn or tork your body in any weird directions. try this: take a capped syringe and try holding it in various positions in your hand and see if you can find the way im talking about, you should be able to find a good way to hold the syringe, aspirate and inject with only one hand. Heres how I do it: hold the syringe (im assuming your using a 3ml) with your thumb and pinky (or ring finger) just under the 'T' for leverage and use your pointer and middle finger for the plunger in order to aspirate. once u aspirate just simply push the plunger in with your pointer or middle finger. sorry if this is confusing. i checked out spotinjections.com and it doesnt even do it this way...lol in fact its pretty much the reverse way of how it shows to hold the syringe.
 

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lay down in bed on your side, kick a leg over making a "L" shape, and then making sure all dogs and cats are out of the room before they hop on bed to see what you are up too
 

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lay down in bed on your side, kick a leg over making a "L" shape, and then making sure all dogs and cats are out of the room before they hop on bed to see what you are up too
hmm...ya i guess that'll work too :)
 

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czarr

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hmm, i too am having this same problem, never occurred to me to lay on my side....learn something all the time :)
 

tenny

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what has happen........is this

you have become TOO huge!!!

its a common problem

let me ask you this

how do you wipe your ass????....do you lay on your side??
does your "girl" do it????hahaha

you guys are too much........but GREAT for a laugh!!!

i can see it now.......i'm on the bed....in the classic "L" shape
WITH PILLOWS (to help prop me up).....harpoon in hand
in comes the wife......WTF!!!?????
hahahahaha

:cool:
 

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lay down in bed on your side, kick a leg over making a "L" shape, and then making sure all dogs and cats are out of the room before they hop on bed to see what you are up too
lol....every time I sit on my bed to do a thigh injection I have to remember this. My cat gets a little too interested.

To the original poster: You must be one massive dude if you can't reach your ass.
 
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Michaelthomasj

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what has happen........is this

you have become TOO huge!!!

its a common problem

let me ask you this

how do you wipe your ass????....do you lay on your side??
does your "girl" do it????hahaha

you guys are too much........but GREAT for a laugh!!!

i can see it now.......i'm on the bed....in the classic "L" shape
WITH PILLOWS (to help prop me up).....harpoon in hand
in comes the wife......WTF!!!?????
hahahahaha

:cool:
hahaha lmfao:headbang:
 

Jarconis

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what has happen........is this

you have become TOO huge!!!

its a common problem

let me ask you this

how do you wipe your ass????....do you lay on your side??
does your "girl" do it????hahaha

you guys are too much........but GREAT for a laugh!!!

i can see it now.......i'm on the bed....in the classic "L" shape
WITH PILLOWS (to help prop me up).....harpoon in hand
in comes the wife......WTF!!!?????
hahahahaha

:cool:
haha I'm a man of leisure, I don't want to have to work hard for this shot ;)
 

Gpit

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I started doing gluteus medius injections and those have helped tremendously
 

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lay down on your side.

I did this once and got propositioned by the window cleaning guy. Never made that mistake again! :D



(or stand in front of a full length mirror so you can see, you dont need to be able to reach your crack. just the side of your cheek)
 

BOOMSHAKER

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i can see it now.......i'm on the bed....in the classic "L" shape
WITH PILLOWS (to help prop me up).....harpoon in hand
in comes the wife......WTF!!!?????
hahahahaha

:cool:

I think her reaction was more towards the guy standing next to the bed playing the violin while wearing a tuxedo and a rose in his mouth!!!! ! :D :headbang:
 

PsyT

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what has happen........is this

you have become TOO huge!!!

its a common problem

let me ask you this

how do you wipe your ass????....do you lay on your side??
does your "girl" do it????hahaha

you guys are too much........but GREAT for a laugh!!!

i can see it now.......i'm on the bed....in the classic "L" shape
WITH PILLOWS (to help prop me up).....harpoon in hand
in comes the wife......WTF!!!?????
hahahahaha

:cool:
holy fuck ahahahaha I read this forum just because of your posts

wanted you to know that bro :D
 

BigSwole

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what has happen........is this

you have become TOO huge!!!

its a common problem

let me ask you this

how do you wipe your ass????....do you lay on your side??
does your "girl" do it????hahaha

you guys are too much........but GREAT for a laugh!!!

i can see it now.......i'm on the bed....in the classic "L" shape
WITH PILLOWS (to help prop me up).....harpoon in hand
in comes the wife......WTF!!!?????
hahahahaha

:cool:
LOL

I can shoot my glutes but I don't. I end up shaking which jiggles the needle around and it hurts the next day so I get the girly to do it. She also hits the lats for me which I have no idea how I would do myself.
 

packing_it_on

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what has happen........is this

you have become TOO huge!!!

its a common problem

let me ask you this

how do you wipe your ass????....do you lay on your side??
does your "girl" do it????hahaha

you guys are too much........but GREAT for a laugh!!!

i can see it now.......i'm on the bed....in the classic "L" shape
WITH PILLOWS (to help prop me up).....harpoon in hand
in comes the wife......WTF!!!?????
hahahahaha

:cool:
Hahaha. Now that would make a good avatar pic :D

-Pack
 

packing_it_on

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I did this once and got propositioned by the window cleaning guy. Never made that mistake again! :D



(or stand in front of a full length mirror so you can see, you dont need to be able to reach your crack. just the side of your cheek)
Hahaha. Coffee just came out of my nose... You guys always come through with morning comedy to start my day off with a smile. :cool:
 

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