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- Jun 5, 2002
OKAY, since i have cycled on and off over the last years i have not had any morning wood....none. even when i am post cycle and feeling recovered , i still have no morning wood.. my little guy (i am painfully irish) just lays there...nothing. but, the other day i woke and i had wood, OH GLORIOUS DAY!!!. i was so impressed with my self that i just had to strut around the bedroom acting like nothing special has happened.. my wife look at me with disgust and said "what the heck is wrong with you?" acting as though i did not know what she meant i replied " what are you talking about?" she says "you know damn well what i am talking about...your thing" OH GLORIOUS DAY!!! she noticed. aside from the look of utter disgust, i would venture to say she was impressed!! today i also woke up and there was my purple helmeted warrior of passion giving me the salute...i had it again!!! ANOTHER GLORIOUS DAY!! beside the wrecked knees, torn pec, non existant rotator cuff, and general lack of energy... i feel 18 again!!! i walked into the bathroom where my wife was getting ready for work...strutting my stuff i might add i walked in to where she was putting on her make up and she was bending over the sink...i gave her a non chalant whack on the ass with it...just to let her know in a suddle way that i was there..she spun around and looked down at my love sword and said "your pathetic" with the utmost of disgust and then spun around and continued putting on her make up.... it matters not, my friends, for....I HAVE MORNING WOOD AGAIN!! and she can not take that away from me.....OH GLORIOUS DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!