I've already got it planned, y'all. First, I'm taking off my shirt. I'm gonna find some old raggedy blue jeans and leave them unbuttoned, with the zipper half way down. This will be to entice her and make her curious as to what kind of surprise I'm packing. I'm gonna spritz myself with a light mist of water. My sparkling body will have her loins aching. I'm gonna look into the camera with "hungry eyes" and I'll gently pout my lips. At this point she'll start tingling a little. Next thing you know she'll be filling up my pm box and we'll set up a meeting.
I don't know if it will go like I said above, or if the camera flash will just reflect off of my bald head and the pics will show up as a glare with only my feet showing. Either way though, she'll see I'm the man.