Locker rooms

[TODouble2]

i once saw a guy in a gym locker room standing there completely nude by the sink dying his mustache!

 

[Cast Iron]

Women are just as bad as the old men but it's mostly the hot younger ones that do it.
We walk around naked giggling and talking, we blow dry our hoo-hoo's, prop our legs up on the bench like a feminine capt. morgan. I mean enough already of tits and ass on hot young hard, tight bodied girls!!!

more details plse.

 

[jpsstar]

I really dont understand why you cant wrap a towel around your waist! Its in your hand most of the time!

 

[BA69]

The gym I go to right now has a huge locker room problem because of these old creeps. I'm releived to read this thread, it's the first gym I've been to with this kind of old man nakedness. They will have full blown conversations completely nude. At one point, wrap yourselves up!!! The captain Morgan move, I'm pretty sure this must be some kind of sign between homosexuals, it just seemed staged.

 

[w8s4me]

I really dont understand why you cant wrap a towel around your waist! Its in your hand most of the time!

X2

 

[aussiebulldog]

we have one old creep that sits naked on anything left on the benches.....
fresh clothes .....warps..

 

[EMC]

man im gunna have to suppress my rage in this explanation lol.

there are a bunch of old guys in this instance but i wont go there. theres this one piece of shit in particular; hes like a pale bulimic retard that always walks around naked. whether hes coming out of the shower or standing at the urinals with his butt naked bulimic pale wrinkley ass hanging out. regardless, what really bothers me is like those 'HELLO' moments(no homo). whether im washing my hands or getting out of the toilet cubical, or even walk into the mens room, this guy is fucking always popping out of no where.

i just wanna rage and be like "put a fucking towel on bro." LOL @ capt. morgan haha..

 

[SteaknAle]

As a 50+ year old guy who doesnt give a rats ass about 'covering up,' I'm going way out on a limb on this thread.

At this stage in my life, I just dont give a flying fuck. My junk is no diferent than my ear, my hand, or my foot...it's a body part for chrissakes, nothing more and nothing less. I dont expect anyone is staring at it anymore than I'm straing at yours. Trust me...you young'ns are not the center of the universe.

So...for all the comments on this thread from 'your' perspective, here's the other side of the coin:

What the fuck is it with young guys who work out? They still act like a bunch of giggling 10 year old pre-pubescent adolescents who have to hide their pee-pees in case anyone sees (OOH! I saw his PEE pEE! giggle giggle!)

What is it with young guys who work out? They'ree either all a bunch of homophobes or terribly repressed closet cases in denial, becase they're SURE everyone is looking at them and hitting on them. Lemme let you in on the secret: you aint as hot or desirable as you think you are.

Grow up guys. In my five decades I've hung out naked on beaches in gthree continents, at bonfires in parties in my own backyard, and yes, in locker rooms. It's a human body, nothing more, nothing less, and hardly worth more than a yawn. Grow up, America....in Europe, nudity is normal and accatable...while we, as a young nation, still act like embarassed schol kids.

A resident Geezers perspective...

 

[S2N]

^^^ naked creeper alert

 

[hanquin]

As a 50+ year old guy who doesnt give a rats ass about 'covering up,' I'm going way out on a limb on this thread.

At this stage in my life, I just dont give a flying fuck. My junk is no diferent than my ear, my hand, or my foot...it's a body part for chrissakes, nothing more and nothing less. I dont expect anyone is staring at it anymore than I'm straing at yours. Trust me...you young'ns are not the center of the universe.

So...for all the comments on this thread from 'your' perspective, here's the other side of the coin:

What the fuck is it with young guys who work out? They still act like a bunch of giggling 10 year old pre-pubescent adolescents who have to hide their pee-pees in case anyone sees (OOH! I saw his PEE pEE! giggle giggle!)

What is it with young guys who work out? They'ree either all a bunch of homophobes or terribly repressed closet cases in denial, becase they're SURE everyone is looking at them and hitting on them. Lemme let you in on the secret: you aint as hot or desirable as you think you are.

Grow up guys. In my five decades I've hung out naked on beaches in gthree continents, at bonfires in parties in my own backyard, and yes, in locker rooms. It's a human body, nothing more, nothing less, and hardly worth more than a yawn. Grow up, America....in Europe, nudity is normal and accatable...while we, as a young nation, still act like embarassed schol kids.

A resident Geezers perspective...

more power to you, man, but i have to say - i'm 41, not a homophobe, i'm straight, and i don't think everyone's hitting on me and BELIEVE me, there are plenty of homosexuals in my gym. but i cannot tolerate the fellas who insist on bending over bare naked RIGHT IN FRONT of me, the blow-drying of the nutsack, or any of that other stuff you don't want to be around in close proximity. i personally take offense to it as an invasion of my personal space, and take great care as to not do it to someone else. i think it's somewhat disrespectful. not saying that everyone should be like me, but 2 places i try not to socialize are the bathroom and the locker room.

 

[nickels]

I remember going to the gym late one night for some reason. I was in the locker room beginning to get changed quick, and I hear giggling and wet feet patting the ground. It's guys giggling, but very feminine. They are getting closer and I'm thinking WTF are these guys drunk? Nope. I look over and see two butt naked guys with their dicks hard chasing each other in the locker room. I didn't get changed. Packed my stuff back up and I now stick to regular hours.

Aw man... I hope you reported that shit.

 

[SteaknAle]

i personally take offense to it as an invasion of my personal space, and take great care as to not do it to someone else. i think it's somewhat disrespectful. not saying that everyone should be like me, but 2 places i try not to socialize are the bathroom and the locker room.

Well, in 'our locker room,' just about everyone socializes...the conversations carry over into the gym and then back to the locker room...it's just normal (remember, ancient Greek gymnasiums were 100% naked....so this is definitely a cultural, rather than an 'objective,' discussion)

The point, I think is that the gym is NOT your personal space...its public space, and you can be a stuck up douche and ignore everyone, or you can be part of the fitness CLUB. I guess in some clubs guys dont offer to spot, or offer advice, or help with negatives...and in others, they do. I'm in a very 'collegial' gym where we all know each other by sight and/or name. I think each gym develops it's own 'atmosphere,' and guys who expect or want something 'different' are the odd-man out - whether they're talkers in a quiet gym, or more private in a more public club.

 

[BigNShredded]

This is the funniest thread ive ever read, on any forum!

 

[Steve123]

Well, in 'our locker room,' just about everyone socializes...the conversations carry over into the gym and then back to the locker room...it's just normal (remember, ancient Greek gymnasiums were 100% naked....so this is definitely a cultural, rather than an 'objective,' discussion)

The point, I think is that the gym is NOT your personal space...its public space, and you can be a stuck up douche and ignore everyone, or you can be part of the fitness CLUB. I guess in some clubs guys dont offer to spot, or offer advice, or help with negatives...and in others, they do. I'm in a very 'collegial' gym where we all know each other by sight and/or name. I think each gym develops it's own 'atmosphere,' and guys who expect or want something 'different' are the odd-man out - whether they're talkers in a quiet gym, or more private in a more public club.

Now listen, I appreciate your balls in this thread...But that doesn't mean I want to see them any more than necessary. Also, I respect the hell out of your Right to party naked in your backyard and swing your tackle indiscriminately at beachs on all 7 continents if you've taken a liking to such things. It's all good man.

I just don't like this kind of shit going on at my gym. I mean, I'm not some early 20'something still affraid that I might be Gay. I'm 42, I'm straight and would be perfectly comfortable at a gym full of homo's. I once attended a Gay AA meeting because I couldn't find another one that night. I got over that whole thing years ago...

So here's the thing. It's your right to show us all your tackle, bend over so we can get a good look at the old bullet-wound and even blow dry your sack at the sink next to me when I'm trying to brush my teeth.

It's my right not to really dig it there pops! That don't make me a bad guy either. So I give up!!! I now lift at home.

So, just because we don't share your sense of Respect for Athenian Gym practices, doesn't make us adolescent homophobes...

Peace out bro and hurry up... someone must be firing up a bon fire somewhere tonight!

 

[EMC]

your entitled to your opinion streak, and i respect you for that, but do we walk around naked on the streets? obviously, what is considered 'natural' and what is considered 'politically correct' are two different things.

because we're not use to seeing(and most dont want to see) anyone else's cock except our own, when you see a bunch of old dude flaunting, it its like seriously? there are guys that walk out with towels, then dry up outside (naked), which is respectful but when someone walks around back and forth in the nude, thats a bit too much. that being said, when some of these guys also seem like they are on the 'other side of the fence'(not that im a homophobe by any means), like someone previously said, its basically like "advertising" yourself.

its not about maturity, its about common courtesy.

 

[kingpeon]

Well, in 'our locker room,' just about everyone socializes...the conversations carry over into the gym and then back to the locker room...it's just normal (remember, ancient Greek gymnasiums were 100% naked....so this is definitely a cultural, rather than an 'objective,' discussion)

The point, I think is that the gym is NOT your personal space...its public space, and you can be a stuck up douche and ignore everyone, or you can be part of the fitness CLUB. I guess in some clubs guys dont offer to spot, or offer advice, or help with negatives...and in others, they do. I'm in a very 'collegial' gym where we all know each other by sight and/or name. I think each gym develops it's own 'atmosphere,' and guys who expect or want something 'different' are the odd-man out - whether they're talkers in a quiet gym, or more private in a more public club.

Do your thing man, it must not be too big of a problem or gyms might put up some signs "No being naked for more than two minutes!" or some crap like that.

If you believe the history books, ancient Greece was a nation of bisexuals, the men that is.

I'm just glad I train at home and don't have that visual everyday.

 

[TheTank]

Maybe these old naked creeps resort to this behavior because they can no longer achieve an erection and now have no sex life due to old age.

Maybe this sort of locker room behavior is the closest thing they can get to sex. They still want some sort of genital acknowledgement from other people that they used to have back in the day.

These people who usually do this from my experience seem to be 65-70 years old or more, at this age they are basically finished as far as having a sex life, even with the advent of Viagra and similar drugs. Unless they are on hormone replacement which very few probably are they probably are more interested in a nice glass of prune juice than a nice piece of ass.

 

[Steve123]

Maybe these old naked creeps resort to this behavior because they can no longer achieve an erection and now have no sex life due to old age.

Maybe this sort of locker room behavior is the closest thing they can get to sex. They still want some sort of genital acknowledgement from other people that they used to have back in the day.

These people who usually do this from my experience seem to be 65-70 years old or more, at this age they are basically finished as far as having a sex life, even with the advent of Viagra and similar drugs. Unless they are on hormone replacement which very few probably are they probably are more interested in a nice glass of prune juice than a nice piece of ass.

Well, I agree with you man. I'm sure I'm going to be called an imature, homophobe but when I see these old guys going out of their way to make DAMN SURE everyone gets a look at their naked ass, I really have to beleive this is their way of finally breaking out of that closet. God bless them for that!! I mean it. Just don't subject us to it. Like EMC said, a little courtesy goes a long way man!

 

[Dionysusedge]

Well, in 'our locker room,' just about everyone socializes...the conversations carry over into the gym and then back to the locker room...it's just normal (remember, ancient Greek gymnasiums were 100% naked....so this is definitely a cultural, rather than an 'objective,' discussion)

The point, I think is that the gym is NOT your personal space...its public space, and you can be a stuck up douche and ignore everyone, or you can be part of the fitness CLUB. I guess in some clubs guys dont offer to spot, or offer advice, or help with negatives...and in others, they do. I'm in a very 'collegial' gym where we all know each other by sight and/or name. I think each gym develops it's own 'atmosphere,' and guys who expect or want something 'different' are the odd-man out - whether they're talkers in a quiet gym, or more private in a more public club.

Different strokes, for different folks...and YES the pun is intended.

If hanging out with a bunch of naked guys is what gets Steak off, then more power to him.

Personally, i dont socialize with naked dudes.

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

I knew this one guy who had to be in his mid 50's, would shower often at my gym. Stand there butt naked and dry off, then walk over to the urinal and stand there naked pissing. Think thats bad? He stood there BARE FOOTED on the floor drippings around the urinal. Made me wanna barf every time I saw him do that.