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My Tinder experience

ShortStop

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It's not the 1st time I've been catfished but it's the 1st time I've lowered my standards.
I'm glad you guys think it's so funny. I almost feel bad.
Dating after 50 sucks! I wasn't really done yet but it's sure looking that way.
Just waiting to hook that lil youngin. I just haven't been able to close the deal yet...
Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it. Thats why I have a 7 year old on my hip right now. Years ago it use to be deadbeat dad's but now it's the women who are the POS...
 

champ00

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Bumble is better quality but still they use people for food and drinks and yeah some give it up but some you have to put work in
fuck that

I did stumble across some fucked up free site 2 weeks ago and just reading stuff is hilarious in what people are looking for

it’s called. Doublelist. You’ll see what I mean
 

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i still havent done it, im old school, born in 82. its foreign to me. but i realize this is how all modern relationships are starting, the dating sites
id rather just rub up on the ass of the girl that works at the laundromat, but it doesnt work like that anymore
its a shame.
you think you are in a slump. forget it.

'skinny wigger but my dick long, stank puss made my dick soft,' ASAP FERG: SHABBA,
 

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this is so fucking realistically funny. we have all been there. kissing nasty girls, etc. getting blown by nasty girls, fingering nasty girls. comes with the program.

its like the kids that wait to get married before sex, you could have been one of them. they seem stupid,

i just wish i learned to kiss the really fit tight girls asses earlier. i was a late bloomer. i got pussy on my dick before i got it on my mouth.

i wish it was the other way. too much gossip in our culture to pull it off. hope you guys are good, and get some good ones.
 

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I get waaay more play by running at the local parks. Jacked, tall, and tan. MILFs for days or even young females too. Online dating is ok.. but I've fucked way more females just by going out running at the local parks and in my own neighborhood.
 

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i still havent done it, im old school, born in 82. its foreign to me. but i realize this is how all modern relationships are starting, the dating sites
id rather just rub up on the ass of the girl that works at the laundromat, but it doesnt work like that anymore
its a shame.
you think you are in a slump. forget it.

'skinny wigger but my dick long, stank puss made my dick soft,' ASAP FERG: SHABBA,
Too funny. Recently one of my kids mom came around looking for some attention. Not even remotely attracted to her just based on court and shit, I fell to the temptation. About a min into it I can smell her vag. She never had a smell during our relationship, but now it was very off putting.
I went limp and just told her let's just stay parents.
 

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I've met my past two babies mamas on on-line dating... Both 10 year relationships. I've been single for 3 years now so I get it... I'm not as young as I use to be. A little harder to find somebody. I don't really want to take care of another one
I met my first 5 baby mothers at the Jamaican club in my hometown of SE Daygo.
This was back in 1999 thru 2006
In the days when I first discovered the joys of the mast/tren/test stack. Those days I lived and fucked females like a rockstar.
The days of the tech bubble and stated income mortgage loans.
 

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My first GF, one I would go on to marry, I met in person during a college class. Other than that, most have been online. I get plenty of matches, but 99% of the time it's fat girls. Unfortunately. I've been with the same girl now for almost two years, so I haven't had to deal with that recently. Befote that, one of the last girls I was texting with from that app, asked for a video of me pissing into the toilet and wanted me to poop on her chest. No joke.
 

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I'll admit I have done the online dating thing. I met a few who I made the sexs with but they always turned out to be wayyyy different once I actually spent time with them. I might have dated one or two but they never lasted. Every relationship I have had that was worthwhile happened when I wasn't looking for it or by accident. My girlfriend now is girl I grew up with who I always thought was the perfect woman. She sent me a DM on Instagram, word for word
Said "Are you single? , if you are we are going on a date this weekend ". I said yes , yes I am. Everyday I think "how the hell did I land a 10?"

Some of these posts are hilarious, keep the stories comming!
 

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Let me know what you guys think. When I was in a committed long term relationship girls would give me their number or seek me out online. I would hear single girls bitching about not finding a good dude who has a job, exercises and is a good person. Now being single it seems harder to get numbers or meet girls online and the girls always bitching about never having a good man don't know what is right in front of them and would rather date the same dueshbags. I guess that kind of makes find a compatible partner all that better and important when you finally do.
 

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I ain't even going to lie. That woman was my max lift. After trying to hold her up with my arms and catching a cramp in my hamstring. After 20 minutes and I think I'm being really generous with myself with the time. I was at total muscle failure, LOL.
You have to approach scaling a mountain differently than climbing your average hill................technique needs to be adapted to the task at hand my friend.
 

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You have to approach scaling a mountain differently than climbing your average hill................technique needs to be adapted to the task at hand my friend.
Lol... Yeah, who knew. Now you tell me.. I tried to fuck her like a skinny girl. Never again.
I couldn't even imagine what position would have worked for me.. 🤔
 

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Let me know what you guys think. When I was in a committed long term relationship girls would give me their number or seek me out online. I would hear single girls bitching about not finding a good dude who has a job, exercises and is a good person. Now being single it seems harder to get numbers or meet girls online and the girls always bitching about never having a good man don't know what is right in front of them and would rather date the same dueshbags. I guess that kind of makes find a compatible partner all that better and important when you finally do.
I use to have two side girls. Both their men treat them like shit. Beat on them. Cheat on them and they both just got married the year before. Makes me sick. I would have partnered up with either one of them no problem. I went over a year without sex for the 1st time in my life. Its never been this hard before but I'm also a single dad now. Plus my age puts me in a serious dating pool deficiency.
 

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I use to have two side girls. Both their men treat them like shit. Beat on them. Cheat on them and they both just got married the year before. Makes me sick. I would have partnered up with either one of them no problem. I went over a year without sex for the 1st time in my life. Its never been this hard before but I'm also a single dad now. Plus my age puts me in a serious dating pool deficiency.

Hey, those 40 something divorcees who never did anything with their life so they scrape by as a gas station clerk still need some love. Kidding bro, but man, it's a bitch to weed through them. I'm 36 and haven't really put myself out there in terms of dating sites. Women lie to your face bad enough, I can't imagine how bad they do it on the internet :-D I'm also at that age where you start getting attention from the 40s. Normally, they've been through the wringer several times AND shoved others through it. I still get attention from the younger audience, but I honestly don't know what's worse... Some hot 20s girl that doesn't know shit, doesn't wanna know shit and sure as hell is never gonna actually DO shit or a still somehow hot 40s one who has been divorced three times, taken three different men's shit and already spent all the goddamn money.

We're no better. The lengths we'll go to are absolutely unreal lol
 

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Hey, those 40 something divorcees who never did anything with their life so they scrape by as a gas station clerk still need some love. Kidding bro, but man, it's a bitch to weed through them. I'm 36 and haven't really put myself out there in terms of dating sites. Women lie to your face bad enough, I can't imagine how bad they do it on the internet :-D I'm also at that age where you start getting attention from the 40s. Normally, they've been through the wringer several times AND shoved others through it. I still get attention from the younger audience, but I honestly don't know what's worse... Some hot 20s girl that doesn't know shit, doesn't wanna know shit and sure as hell is never gonna actually DO shit or a still somehow hot 40s one who has been divorced three times, taken three different men's shit and already spent all the goddamn money.

We're no better. The lengths we'll go to are absolutely unreal lol
I've gotten a lot of attention from women my age but they've raised there children. They do want to go out and travel and have fun. Their not looking for booty calls though. Their looking for relationships. My son has been a deal breaker in a lot of cases young and old and the reality of it is I'm looking for a potential mother for him. Which makes things even more complicated. Being a single dad is way different than being a single mom. I'm on 6 dating sites just casting a line trolling waiting for that booty call. I just don't have time to give these women the attention they need and they are some needy creatures.
 

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I got 45 different pieces of ass in 46 days last year. It’s a goldmine boys.
It use to be for me as well when I was younger. I feel like I stepped in some bad ju ju... This is the worst slump of my life. I'm almost ready to pay for it.
Listcrawler escorts
 

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Bumble is better quality but still they use people for food and drinks and yeah some give it up but some you have to put work in
fuck that


I did stumble across some fucked up free site 2 weeks ago and just reading stuff is hilarious in what people are looking for

it’s called. Doublelist. You’ll see what I mean
We use to call it courting.
 

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