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My Tinder experience

maldorf

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Lol... Yeah, who knew. Now you tell me.. I tried to fuck her like a skinny girl. Never again.
I couldn't even imagine what position would have worked for me..
Next time be sure to wear your weightlifting belt and some wraps.
 

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Next time be sure to wear your weightlifting belt and some wraps.
Lol...also chalk up and before doing the deed, break that ammonia capsule-sniff one long one and scream and beat your chest and slap your face to psyche yourself out.

Take care.
MS
 

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Lol...also chalk up and before doing the deed, break that ammonia capsule-sniff one long one and scream and beat your chest and slap your face to psyche yourself out.

Take care.
MS
Sounds like a lot of work! Certainly will break a sweat.
 

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There was a giant food next to a gym I trained at and one day the rather homely and ginormous check out girl asked if I wanted to "come over and bag some groceries." I said, "but ma'am, I'm already in your line." And then she stage whispered/yelled, "No muscleman, that is my codeword for rough-dirty bed breaking freaky sex after my shift!"

On a whim after a trainers' meeting the next week I said, "see you later fellas, gotta go bag the groceries." Oddly most of the guys seemed to know exactly what I was talking about but just looked around nervously and remained completely zip lipped.
 

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I use to have two side girls. Both their men treat them like shit. Beat on them. Cheat on them and they both just got married the year before. Makes me sick. I would have partnered up with either one of them no problem. I went over a year without sex for the 1st time in my life. Its never been this hard before but I'm also a single dad now. Plus my age puts me in a serious dating pool deficiency.
Yeah. I kind of lost faith dating a married girl. I should say we dayed and I found out she was soon to be married. Makes you wonder why people get married in the first place.
 

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Yeah. I kind of lost faith dating a married girl. I should say we dayed and I found out she was soon to be married. Makes you wonder why people get married in the first place.
Same here. I found out one got married through Facebook and I thought I just had my dick in you the month b4. I've been sleeping with her since high-school. She'll be back..
The other one I slept with b4 she got married and while she was married. She married for money to some city councilman. This guy's already beat her ass again. Shoved a shotgun in her mouth and broke her eye socket. She's living in his 400 thousand dollar home and he can't even come within 500 feet of it now. He lost his job and hes got to pay all her bills. She's already collecting child supoort off 3 different babies daddies. Must be nice to have a pussy between your legs and live off your children. She was just a tatted up stripper and now she's on her high horse on the PTA in her community because of his connections. Now she's talking about how sorry he is. No way honey. This guy is plotting your death. I guarantee it.
 

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This story was fkn awesome!!! I would have had fun with it if it were me. Not a big dating app guy. Never had a problem getting a woman. But joined to see what’s out there and it seems like 70% are fake or plants.
 

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Did you have to pay this girl for the meet-up? Just wondering. I know what Tinder is, just never looked into it outside of the porn I see online, lol!

I've never had a problem snatching up women....but who knows now that i'm older. I look younger than my age according to most people who know me. I've had a beard for over 1.5 years now....kind of wondering what I look like underneath it all now, lol! All of this I guess doesn't matter since i'm married.....
 

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No, she was very large........lol
As in a couldn't lift her up to do it, and she didn't really fit in the tub to do it, so we had to do it on the floor............
Didn't you see she was very fat in the apartment before you took her upstairs im confused
 

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Did you have to pay this girl for the meet-up? Just wondering. I know what Tinder is, just never looked into it outside of the porn I see online, lol!

I've never had a problem snatching up women....but who knows now that i'm older. I look younger than my age according to most people who know me. I've had a beard for over 1.5 years now....kind of wondering what I look like underneath it all now, lol! All of this I guess doesn't matter since i'm married.....
Free sites. You can pay to get more options but no need to do that.
Ok cupid, Tinder, Plenty of fish, Bumble, and Chat and date all free dating sites
I've meet a quite a few women on Plenty of fish years ago but for some reason I can't get anything on there anymore and now Tinder. I've met quite a few on Tinder as well just haven't got laid until now. I have a few youngins that are now on my Facebook page which are now my long term projects.
 

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Yeah. Im at 8.
Did you ever think about wearing a condom, LOL.. I got no room to talk myself because I didn't.
I was wondering what your child support payments are like. I'm struggling raising one. I'm glad my oldest is out of the house and working now...
 

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Did you ever think about wearing a condom, LOL.. I got no room to talk myself because I didn't.
I was wondering what your child support payments are like. I'm struggling raising one. I'm glad my oldest is out of the house and working now...
at one point it was 4k per month court mandated. its now $0 court mandated.
all my kids are grown or emancipated.. 3 living with me(more or less).
 

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Lmao poor alcohol it always takes the blame 🤣
To make it even better, she had just left the Convent.....her plan was to be a nun but quit. I didn't know that until later though.
 

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Hi Ronnie. Hope your back is feeling better!
Ha. Yeah. Thing is i totally landed on my feet and live a very good life.
All the exes and wives have ran through all the court awarded monies. Im now living life.. have a new 4500sq ft house. New cars trucks. The whole bit.
But I've always been able to thrive even though I was paying out the ass. Now no money is heading out the door I can splurge on me and whoever.
 

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