AMAZING DEVICE! HAHAHAAHA
I WISH I WOULD HAVE HAD ONE LAST WEEKEND. WE HAD OUR 2ND FIGHT IN 6 YEARS. GET THIS.....SHE SAID, "I REALLY LIKE THE FALL".......MY RESPONSE WAS,..."YEAH, I AM FINALLY NOT SWEATING ALL THE TIME!" APPARANTLY THIS WAS NOT THE RESPONSE SHE WAS LOOKING FOR. WHAT SHE WAS THINKING WAS ....AH FALL, WHEN WE FIRST STARTED DATING, THE LEAVES WERE CHANGING, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL! I GUESS I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE READING HER MIND. I HAD TAKEN HER TO DINNER, BOUGHT HER MOM A BIRTHDAY PRESENT, HAD SEX WITH HER TWICE....BLAH BLAH BLAH.....BUT SINCE I DIDN'T SAY SOME THING ROMANTIC ABOUT FALL WEATHER....I WASN'T A ROMANTIC GUY! LONG STORY SHORT....WHEN I ASKED HER WHAT I'D DONE WRONG I GOT THE SILENT TREATMENT. I MENTIONED ALL THE NICE STUFF I'D DONE....AND HER RESPONSE WAS...."IF YOU ARE GOING TO RAISE YOUR VOICE, I AM LEAVING"....THIS PISSED ME OFF. THEN AS SHE WAS GOING, SHE ACCIDENTLY SHUT THE DOOR ON ME. I THEN LOST IT.....'[NEVER HAVE DONE ANTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE...STUPID BEHAVIOR] AND PROCEDED TO SMASH HOLES IN THE DOOR AND THE WALL BEHIND IT. LUCKILY, I DIDN'T HIT A STUD AND BREAK MY HANDS......AS IT IS MY HANDS ARE SWOLLEN AND SORE. PLUS, IVE GOT SCABS AND SCRAPES UP TO MY ELBOWS. ITS FUN EXPLAINING THESE TO EVERYONE AND THEIR DOG. I ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF STUPID ASSHOLES WHO PUNCH THINGS. ....GREAT, NOW I AM ONE. NEVER AGAIN. WISH I'D HAD THE FEMALE REMOTE CONTROL THAT DAY.