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- Feb 28, 2003
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- 55
I started 2 weeks ago and my bis hurt like hell. So the story goes: I am sitting in church sunday listening intently and unconciously massaging my right bicep. The more it hurt the better it felt so I squeeze real hard for one last blast. While squeezing OIL SHOOTS OUT OF SITE AND HITS LADY SITTING INFRONT OF ME IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD. (one of those prim proper types) She jumps up and starts freaking and I am sitting there with a deflated bicep in my hand (looked kind of like a empty water baloon hanging there) and oil dripping from my elbow. The only word I could mutter was what. At this point I didnt realize my bicep was nothing but an empty sack. As the people seated around me start to scurry away at the site of freak holding a popped arm in one hand and the look of sheer terror on my face I awake to histerical laughter. It was a dream but oh so real. I laughed for at least a half hour. I knew I should have spent my money on that damn penis pump that Phil is pushing. Mr.clean101