The differance between Guts and Balls

[Gunsmith]

Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
About people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference
Between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS : Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
Your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
Cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS : Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
Perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
And having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking
There is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

 

[njpooldude]

lmao!

i would usually call that crazy... or nucking futs

 

[DrivingForward]

PRICELESS

Someday I hope I have enough of either to try those lines out!

 

[Goody]

LOL...that was good...

 

[scrapper13]

that was great!

 

[Gunsmith]

closest thing I've done to that was after pestering the wife for a couple days for nookie , the last time I simply said

"don't say I didn't ask you first"

that went over like a fart in a divers helmet

 

[Ashop]

Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
About people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference
Between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS : Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
Your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
Cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS : Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
Perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
And having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking
There is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

Thanks for clearing up the confusion That was great!

 

[alecaf]

fantastic! ROFL

 

[JETHRO TULL]

I laughed at that last part.

"Your next chubby". lol.

Thank heavens I don't drink or have to beg for sex.

 

[7_Deadly_Sins]

closest thing I've done to that was after pestering the wife for a couple days for nookie , the last time I simply said

"don't say I didn't ask you first"

that went over like a fart in a divers helmet

LOL

I like the classic, don't make me ask you twice.

 

[totalrecomp]

That is classic.

 

[burman]

that was a good laugh i needed that.

 

[Huuuge]

hahaha quality!

 

[Rich81]

man............. thats awesome....

 

[Big_Ed]

LoL now that got me laughing. "Your next chubby." I'd like to see someone try that!

 

[Thor]

Holy shit thats funny

Ha ha I gotta remember those.

 

[tl2001]

hahaha, my dad's been saying the "going for a ride?" comment to my mom for years.

 

[Earthworm]

LOL!

Wow that was so f@#kin funny!

 

[triathloncoach]

Hey JT

"Your next chubby". lol.

Thank heavens I don't drink or have to beg for sex.

Will you just shut the F#@* up you lucky duck!

Where have you been?

Gunsmith - that was classic. I forwarded it to my wife and GF.

 

[SOCOM]

Medical Distinction Between Guts and Balls

There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard
About people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference
Between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS : Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
Your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still
Cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS : Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
Perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
And having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking
There is No difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

LOL, I love this.