A guy I knew from high school comes up to me the other day and he's maybe 170lbs and he tells me he's on his first cycle of test E and winny then starts in: "man i'm getting jacked, it's just so hard eating all this food" to which i ask how much is he eating, "200g's carbs 200g's protein"
. Oh ya i say, trying not to laugh as he tells me his breakfast "I ate like 6 eggs and a couple pieces of bacon, i was STUFFED then i came to the gym and trained like an animal". I just burst out laughing at him.
My favourite, i was working at a truckshop years ago with my brother and we were sitting down for a break and we were drinking weightgainer shakes and we have two alcoholic, chain smoking co-workers look over at us and say "that shit'll kill ya", as they puff away.
And here is some general stupid shit:
"I wanna look extra lean for my vacation in a month so i started cutting my water intake inhalf"
"I deadlift slow and don't touch the floor because i'm a bodybuilder not a powerlifter"
"If i did as much crank as that guy i'd be just as big if not bigger than him"
(personal trainer looking at picture of Jay Cutler)
"deca should be the base for all your cycles, and you should start abusing insulin and gh as soon as possible" -has been juicer giving me advice on how to get huge
Another one from the same guy "why aren't you 300lbs yet? I hit 300lbs in my first year on the drugs, you just need to stop caring and start abusing" wow lol
This guy is now 55, 280lbs, has the aesthetics of a fridge, is a diabetic, impotent, has a torn rotator cuff, and bicep i doesn't want to bother fixing and walk around the gym between his sets randomly approaching young guys that are obviously on gear and saying shit like "your on steroids" lmao I can't make this shit up, the guy is something else.
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