waaaaay O/T

[Mr Pickels]

so my boy is leaving town tonight and last night was his going away party... .everybody is drinking heavy and for many a hour..... its 5am and they are all eating pizza.... there's a few people over that i dont know, but everyone else does so cool... i'm drunk as a skunk so i go pass out on my couch.....

i wake up... everyone is gone i go to poop and there's puke everywhere... in the sink, floor (ok, that was my bad ) everywhere.... so as i'm cleaning this stank rancid shit ( our AC was off so it baked i the heat) i notice there is ham and pizza crust in it

so i call my boy and asked who ate the ham pizza... he tell me "oh that was so and so"... i asked him for his addy....

i pooped in a plastic shopping bag and priority mailed to him with a thank you card from hallmark

i think its funny as hell..... now my boy said that was outta line.. i say its not cuz i had to clean his fermenting puke cuz he was too chickenshit to clean it himself.... no he can clean my poopies up

opinions please


BTW... i'm dead serious...this is not a joke some guy stole El Pollo Loco's (from the UG) parking spot the one night, we called to have him towed but it took 3 hours for the guy to tow him and we had to sit there with out groceries the whole time so we could park once he was towed...so i shit on his car

 

[IRON37]

LMFAO thats funny as hell that it actually made it to him...priority mail of course

 

[totalrecall54]

shitting bandit !

HAHAH LOL ! that's great pickels !

man.. wish i could drop a load... feel like a bloated toadddddd

-totalrecall54

 

[C_Horse]

opinion

poop in paper, not plastic

 

[xcelbeyond]

LMFAO thats funny as hell that it actually made it to him...priority mail of course

Apparently Mr Pickels is not hazardous or potentially harmful!

xcel

 

[Got Juice]

you are one sick, twisted, funny bastard.. thats all i can say about that!!

Later,


Todd

 

[Big Fucker]

I feel for his mailman.. Poor bastard is going to have a stinky ass mailtruck...

 

[Mr Pickels]

Re: opinion

poop in paper, not plastic

well i knew if i just shit in the priority mail box that they would never deliver it cuz it would leak through and stink to a high hell.... i had to use plastic... lesser effect, but still worked...

i'm just glad i could recycle waste material for a good cause

 

[drgoodbody]

Fuckin' sick bro - but funny as shit! (hey, now I finally get that expression, "funny as shit" - thanks Pickels)

DrG

 

[Steak Helmet]

You should have just sent it regular mail...

then the heat could have baked it and when he opened it he probably would have passed out.....BUT DAMN GOOD JOB

I hated hosting parties and having that shit happen. SHit go outside and puke all you want.

 

[preist943]

you da man Mr Pickels I have done shit like that myself .im glad to see someone else does too lol

 

[Steak Helmet]

Another thing to do is make some home brew CHERRY and PRUNE beer and invite him over for a few...I am sure he would hate you for a whole day.

 

[Vegeta]

LMAO ! Damn bro you don't f- around do ya ! That was too funny !

 

[Kane]

LMFAO... Would be better if you sent him a watery shit instead.

 

[DamageInc]

LOL I love how he shit on the guys car that stole El Pollo's parking spot becasue the tow truck was taking too long! LOL You are the man Pickels. I have never thought of that one.