Television Commercial
An overweight man sees an ad on his TV, for a guaranteed 5 lb. a week weight loss program. He decides, "what the hell", and calls and purchases it. A week later a beautiful woman shows up at his door wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes, a smile, and a sign around her neck which read, "if you can catch me you can have me", and she started running. He followed. This continued everyday for that week, guaranteed, he lost five lbs. After that, the man saw an ad for a 7 lb. a week weight loss program, which he signs up for. The next day, an even more beautiful woman shows up at his door in similar conditions, and she started running. But this time, he almost caught her. But, guaranteed, he lost 7 lbs. that week. He then signs up for the MAXPRO 10 lb. a week program. The next day, a 300 lb. muscle man shows up at his door wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes, a raging erection and a sign around his neck which read, "If I can catch you, I can have you." The man lost 17 lbs. that week