Weirdest thing anyone has offered to pay you for

[lookslikesausage]

I drove a taxi at night years ago, 4pm to 4am. So many more BAD stories than good. I picked up this native girl from reservation around 5pm and she just got paid. They all get monthly or quarterly checks from the tribe and blow it faster than it came in. She says hey lets go get a drink. We end up at strip club and she tells me to come in. I said, sorry but I gotta make money and pay for this car. So she pulls out a $20, hands it to me and says lets go. OK, I can be friends but gotta run the meter on you, lol. She bought me a drink, lap dance, dancer was sucking on who big tits right in front of me. Then I said it was time to go, she pulled out another $20! I ended up spending about 2 hours with her I think.

whose tits were getting sucked on?

been hit on plenty in bars and clubs, part of it is where i live, but the only one noteworthy for this thread is when a guy i knew from the gym asked if he could watch me and my then lady friend have sex. you know..."i'll just watch from afar" kind of thing. i politely declined.

 

[STUMPY]

Yeah, seems like a lot of us got hit on by men. Being fit and muscular seems to attract a certain kind of person.

Oh, I forgot to mention that I had an 80s movie star hitting on me big time. Stephen Geoffreys. I was working at GNC and he came in.

When I was engaged to my wife way back in '98,she worked for UBS Warburg on Park Ave in NYC and she was a manager in the graphic design dept which consisted of 10ppl and 4 were gay. She had a few pics of us in her office on her desk and all 4 of the gay gentlemen would make comments about "how handsome and muscular your fiance' is,when do we get to finally meet him?!".

Well I surprised her for lunch one day at her office and as she introduced me to her colleagues,I met the 4 gay dudes. I swear I felt like I was being violated by all four in their minds. Was very awkward and started to get uncomfortable after a while. They were all respectful but I could just tell from the way they stared they wanted some lol. She took a job a year later closer to home and her office threw her a party before she left,after a few drinks 2 of them approached me and confessed how they had "a serious man-crush" on me and said "if you ever change teams,heres my number". I laughed it off awkwardly but,I was like WTF dude?
My wife still fucks w me to this day and busts my balls about some of the stuff they would say to her about me lol.

I also seem to attract fat women in droves,been happening for years lol.

 

[tripleOT]

Interesting stuff. Its threads like this that remind me of how boring and non eventfull my life has really been. Keep em coming guys.

 

[LoweRider]

I'd often get replies from my ads on craiglist (back when they had personals) from gay dudes offering blowjobs. I've even been offered money for used underpants from gay guys.

Weird fucks.

 

[btails]

Interesting thread... not sure whether to feel ugly or lucky as I've never gotten any offers even close to any of these lol.

 

[Deleted member 121863]

whose tits were getting sucked on?

It was the stripper who pulled out the tits of my female passenger and was sucking on them. The dancer had small tits and my passenger had big giant sloppy tits

 

[Matsuo Munefusa]

Interesting stuff. Its threads like this that remind me of how boring and non eventfull my life has really been. Keep em coming guys.

I know right, this is awesome. And here I have been just chillin with my girlfriend and son, having dinner on a saturday night, going to bed early. When all along I could be watching my taxi passengers getting their tits sucked and making bank selling cialis to douchebags and then entering rooms that sound like they are basically porno sets

 

[EWRECK]

I got offered a box of almond cookies to teach an off the boat Chinese waitress how to kiss. She worked at a friends restaurant. Funny my dad married her 3 years later.

 

[maldorf]

Yea, it really is the truth. And they don't really have to fear any recourse except from the guy themselves because society wouldn't dare call it harassment. My housemate is gay and so are tons of my friends but they know deep down that they know they can get away with way more than we ever would if we acted like that towards a woman.

Yes, society has changed. Those of us that have taught in schools know it well. Here is an example of what happens these days.

Teacher charged after video shows him lifting teen, carrying him out of classroom

While the teen's father said the student was not right for what he said to the teacher, he still wanted to pursue charges.

abcnews.go.com

 

[maldorf]

When I was engaged to my wife way back in '98,she worked for UBS Warburg on Park Ave in NYC and she was a manager in the graphic design dept which consisted of 10ppl and 4 were gay. She had a few pics of us in her office on her desk and all 4 of the gay gentlemen would make comments about "how handsome and muscular your fiance' is,when do we get to finally meet him?!".

Well I surprised her for lunch one day at her office and as she introduced me to her colleagues,I met the 4 gay dudes. I swear I felt like I was being violated by all four in their minds. Was very awkward and started to get uncomfortable after a while. They were all respectful but I could just tell from the way they stared they wanted some lol. She took a job a year later closer to home and her office threw her a party before she left,after a few drinks 2 of them approached me and confessed how they had "a serious man-crush" on me and said "if you ever change teams,heres my number". I laughed it off awkwardly but,I was like WTF dude?
My wife still fucks w me to this day and busts my balls about some of the stuff they would say to her about me lol.

I also seem to attract fat women in droves,been happening for years lol.

I sometimes wonder if women feel like how you did when they are around some men. Sometimes I'll see a good looking woman in public and hope that I dont put out those vibes.

 

[Deleted member 121863]

I know right, this is awesome. And here I have been just chillin with my girlfriend and son, having dinner on a saturday night, going to bed early. When all along I could be watching my taxi passengers getting their tits sucked and making bank selling cialis to douchebags and then entering rooms that sound like they are basically porno sets

Some are better lived as stories through others. This woman with big cans was native american, pretty ugly to me and a bit thick. I would not call her goods "premium" at all. It was interesting to be there, not something I wanna live again.

I did pick up young porn star Kennedy Leigh one night on a flag from bar. She was showing me her pics (nude) which are all over internet. Unfortunately she did not offer me any money (or tail) besides the fare. Was her, sister and some other dude her sister just met and wanted to bang.

 

[Adr805]

I got offered a box of almond cookies to teach an off the boat Chinese waitress how to kiss. She worked at a friends restaurant. Funny my dad married her 3 years later.

seems like your dad took the box of almond cookies!

 

[maldorf]

HBO used to have that great series "Taxi Cab Confessions". Great show. Crazy things happen. I'd worry about getting robbed though.having your back facing customers would make me nervous.

 

[USMuscle9403]

I sometimes wonder if women feel like how you did when they are around some men. Sometimes I'll see a good looking woman in public and hope that I dont put out those vibes.

I would never, ever wanna be an attractive woman. Because I know what's going through guys heads... Like mine!

 

[maldorf]

I'd often get replies from my ads on craiglist (back when they had personals) from gay dudes offering blowjobs. I've even been offered money for used underpants from gay guys.

Weird fucks.

Yuck! Sell them some with a big Hershey highway in them.

 

[Deleted member 121863]

HBO used to have that great series "Taxi Cab Confessions". Great show. Crazy things happen. I'd worry about getting robbed though.having your back facing customers would make me nervous.

If I was in a bad area I had my 9mm under right right leg, safety off, one in chamber. If somebody go to hanging on my neck from behind they were getting blasted through the seat. I had a fare from duplex, bad area and my pistol was out. The kid broke up with his gf, packed some clothes, tools in the back of car and we went to ATM for him to get money. After he got cash I told him, " I like passengers like you. All your stuff is here so you ain`t running on fare without it and you went to Atm. Then showed him my pistol in case things were different. He just said "I don`t blame you". LOL. Was shitty way to think and live for a short time.

 

[taz]

was once offered $200 for my underwear at a nightclub. also, dude asked me to bang his wife as long as he could be in the room and watch.
both answers were NO

 

[Adr805]

Don't get me started on that shit, every fucken gay guy that walks across me has a comment or gesture for me. Look you're gay good for you I don't care how you live your life but come on have some respect for someone not being gay, anytime a gay guy is around me they think they have an automatic invitation to be a pervert just because they are gay. If I acted towards girls the way gay guys acted towards me I would be in jail or at the very least on the sex offenders list....

i agree with this 100% ive been hit on by gays multiple times. Have had to tell them to leave me alone. And they seem to take it offensively, but theyre the one harassing you. Have also had woman hit on me in a sexual manner, but im sure if i would have approached them the same way Id end up with some sexual harrasment charges. Im happy to get hit on by the woman like that although, just not gay guys lol

 

[Adr805]

One other thing that happened to me (wasnt offered money for this) but a girl approached me and a friend and asked if we’d be willing to run a train on her, i said no. Another girl id be down for, but 2 guys is a no for me

 

[Cinder]

Guys often yes often send me messages to eat "muscle poop"