Competitive Eating

Hypertrophyguy · Jan 16, 2004

Any of you guys seen this?? haha its incredible!! The International Fedoration of Competitive Eating (I.F.O.C.E) has the best slogan I have ever seen "Nothing in Moderation"
This sushi place my girl and I frequent has a monthly sushi eating contest. Im thinking of entering for fun. I figure if I go bust out a big leg day that morning and then break into my girls weed stash about an hour before the show I could do some serious damage.

Also if I really want to put the hurt on them, Take a little insulin about 30 mins before and let my blood sugar dip. I get the munchies like a lunatic when I go slightly hypo.

(I dont think I will try the insulin thing, I've only smoked weed 3 times in my life and haven't done so since highschool and dont know how it interacts with insulin. but I really want to try this contest). The last time I got high I was a junior in highschool and I ate half a gallon of Guacamole with tortilla chips....... not a good idea.

ANy of you characters big sushi fans??

crackerjack414 · Jan 16, 2004

yeah love sushi this summer this killer upper scale sushi place opened on the beach and had a sample nite it was like 15$ a person and it was all u can eat lets just say those little asian women were shocked on how much i ate

Hypertrophyguy · Jan 16, 2004

Oh god... no...more....food......My girl got high and I was just hungry and we did a number at the steak house. Oh god I will never eat steak kabobs again. ohhhh man. I honestly look like im pregnant right now. My laptop is all tilted on my stomach.

Entity · Jan 17, 2004

Eating sucks...but I love it!!!

Im getting pretty sick of eating every 2-3 hours but if I miss a meal or two everyone better stay the fuck away cuz I get psychotic and I get so hungry that I could eat anything in sight. That happened once on my birthday when my girl at the time and I went out for dinner but every place we went had an hour+ wait so we went to this all you can eat chinese food place and I must of eaten like 5 lbs of general TSO's chicken and 10lbs. or shrimp and crab meat then they had this fresh slab or juicey roast beef and there was a guy that would stand there and cut slices off for you and I just stood there with my plate out while this guy piled slice after slice of roast beef on it, I could tell he started to get kinda pissed after a while but fuck him it all you can eat isnt it.