don't ya just love kids...

[JustWannaBeHuge]

me, my fiance and our daughter(3yrs old) were out buying some food, and thats when I felt the dreaded protein fart building up in my belly.

My first thought was to go outside for a sec, but I said "what the hell, not many people in here" so I walked over to the side where noone was, and let it go. Out of nowhere my lil girl runs up to me with a kid's meal asking if she can get it, but before she even finished her sentenced, she made a weird face and said "whats that smell?" so I told her to hush and was trying to get outta that area asap hehe. she then yells "Mommy we need to go home, I think daddy pooped his pants"

Let's just say more then one nosy ass person walked out of the other aisle just so that they could take a look at me. I just felt like choking those nosy bastards to get rid of my frustration hehe


JW

 

[HOUSE OF PAIN]

Oh Yeah, you'll have that! I was standing in line at the grocery and my son says " DAD LOOK AT THE HUGE BUT ON THAT LADY"
of course she turns and looks at me and I gave her the " oh well"
I almost died laughing cause it's not like he was making it up-- Ass must have been three feet accross!!

 

[Paul Bunyan]

LMAO

My son bumps my side in the store so I lean over to listen. He points at this hot girl and says "hey dad, she's got some nice jugs". I nearly died. I'm glad he was discrete enough to whisper it in my ear instead of yelling it out.

PB