Since this is a Phidias lovefest
Here are some little known facts about Phidias
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Phidias could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Phidias invented the hammer when he was tired of using his forehead to slam nails into wood.
Phidias blood type is WD-40.
Phidias irons his shirts while he's wearing them.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach Phidias to fish and he will rid the ocean of all perceivable life forms.
- Phidias is so strong; his Bodybuilding endorsement sponsorship is with Lockheed Martin.
- Phidias is so strong; the tsunami experienced in Southeast Asia 2 years ago was the result of his ill-fated attempt to take a dump in the Atlantic Ocean.
- Phidias is so strong; his mother was awarded the Purple Heart after his birth.
- Phidias is so strong; the United States went to war with Iraq because it had evidence that Saddam was seeking massive quantities of Phidias’s clipped toenails in Africa.
- Phidias is so strong; he once entered a competitive eating contest... there were no survivors (this happened right after his last show).
- Phidias is so strong; his toilet paper is sheet metal.
- Phidias is so strong; his off-season workout regimen includes blue whales, the English Channel, and lightning.
- Phidias is so strong; the "World's Strongest Man" competition has been re-named "The World's Strongest Man Not Named Phidias."
- Phidias is so strong; there are now six permanent members of the U.N. Security Council- China, France, Russian Federation, the United Kingdom, the United States, and Phidias.
- Phidias is so strong; the North Atlantic Jet Stream consists of a fart he cut after a Protein shake 8 years ago.
Just a little fun. actually since I have been on this board (which is a very little time) phidias has been very encouraging and helpful to all. GOOD PEOPLE LIKE THIS ARE HARD TO FIND.