Friend thought he was going to jail today...

[myosin]

So for the first time ever my friend was about to draw up his first syringe of T. Just then a knock comes to the door. "Who's there?" "An officer of the court." Ummmm, "Let me get dressed."

He opens the door and a female officer shows him her badge. It was funny because he actually seemed to make her nervous then (my friend is 6' and 220). She was actually there to evict his neighbor for not paying his condo association dues and was asking if my friend had seen him around.

 

[lynx]

Lol! Poor sucker, bet he was nervous! What a weird coincidence!

 

[oldfella]

LOL I'll bet he had his heart in his throat!! LOL that is funny.

 

[RONJON]

Wow bet he pissed himself..i sure would have

 

[njpooldude]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

 

[JuiceJunkie]

Funny you say that, when i first started with AAS my friend and I were at his parents house and no one was supposed to be home until later. Friend was shooting in quad when someone tried opening the bedroom door we were in, he jumped and tightened up bending the needle, it was his mom home early wanting to know what was going on, his leg was sore for days

 

[maxmuscle925]

I remember a day along time ago when i was in highschool i was at a buddys house and his parents just left on vacation so we are sittin on his couch smokin a bunch of weed then a knock comes from the door and its a guy from the FBI talk about trippy as hell turns out he was investigating their neighbors

 

[Beachmuscle]

I remember a day along time ago when i was in highschool i was at a buddys house and his parents just left on vacation so we are sittin on his couch smokin a bunch of weed then a knock comes from the door and its a guy from the FBI talk about trippy as hell turns out he was investigating their neighbors

Woah, scary shit man... probably made him paranoid for days... lol

 

[Chrisco915]

Yeah, yeah, yeah...was she hot? Do you know how many porns start that way?

 

[VanR__]

LOL. Poor bastard.

True story--first time I went to the PO to get my first pack, there must of been a bomb threat or something because it was wall to wall cops in a small town PO.

 

[Showy0023]

So I was helping a good friend through his first cycle / fear of injecting himself. I gave him his first quad pinning. I had him come over drop his pants and sit in my home office chair. I was giving him the shot when my wife walks in........there I was kneeling down with my back towards her and my buddy is sitting in my chair with his pants down. My wife was like "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?" It must of looked a little "odd".

 

[Muay Thai]

one of my first times pinning a while ago i hit a veign in my shoulder and when i pulled out the needle my blood squirted a straight line 3 ft to the wall it looked like special effects from saw 5 lol

 

[kfrost06]

LOL, funny arse stories here!

 

[myosin]

Artery?

one of my first times pinning a while ago i hit a veign in my shoulder and when i pulled out the needle my blood squirted a straight line 3 ft to the wall it looked like special effects from saw 5 lol

Woah- that may have actually been an artery!

 

[Philthy]

So I was helping a good friend through his first cycle / fear of injecting himself. I gave him his first quad pinning. I had him come over drop his pants and sit in my home office chair. I was giving him the shot when my wife walks in........there I was kneeling down with my back towards her and my buddy is sitting in my chair with his pants down. My wife was like "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?" It must of looked a little "odd".

I'm sure that was a little awkward. What did she say afterwards?

 

[Showy0023]

Well my wife is awesome and supportive of everything I do. She knew what I was doing......she just started laughing afterwards.

 

[smootheavy]

I'd-a-shit!

 

[robbie1375]

your a lucky man to have a wife that is very understading and supportive!!

 

[microbrew]

Happen to me one time. Had a knock at the door and there were two guys dressed in normal clothes standing at my door, but I could see the chain around their neck that has a badge attached to it that was underneath there shirt. They took their badges out and told me they were from the sheriffs department and asked if I was the owner of the house. Right there I almost passed out I was so nervous, I'm sure they could see the guilt in my my face and the way I looked. They were also carrying a vanilla envelope that I thought for shore had pictures and info of everything I ordered in the last so many years.

They asked if I was the owner of the house and if they could come in. I let them in and told them I wasn't the owner, my roommate owns the house. I called my roommate from down stairs.

They opened the envelope and asked us if either of us was so and so which we weren't. They were looking for this guy that use to live in the basement apartment which was a fugitive.

Just amagine standing at the door when they took their badges out and said they were from the sheriffs apartment. I'm surprise I didn't go down right then and there.

Happen the other day to, had a knoch at the door looked outside it was actually the sheriffs department in their uniform. Didnt want to answer the door, which is obvious. He was serving divorce papers to my girlfriend. LOL
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[myosin]

Happen to me one time. Had a knock at the door and there were two guys dressed in normal clothes standing at my door, but I could see the chain around their neck that has a badge attached to it that was underneath there shirt. They took their badges out and told me they were from the sheriffs department and asked if I was the owner of the house. Right there I almost passed out I was so nervous, I'm sure they could see the guilt in my my face and the way I looked. They were also carrying a vanilla envelope that I thought for shore had pictures and info of everything I ordered in the last so many years.

They asked if I was the owner of the house and if they could come in. I let them in and told them I wasn't the owner, my roommate owns the house. I called my roommate from down stairs.

They opened the envelope and asked us if either of us was so and so which we weren't. They were looking for this guy that use to live in the basement apartment which was a fugitive.

Just amagine standing at the door when they took their badges out and said they were from the sheriffs apartment. I'm surprise I didn't go down right then and there.

Happen the other day to, had a knoch at the door looked outside it was actually the sheriffs department in their uniform. Didnt want to answer the door, which is obvious. He was serving divorce papers to my girlfriend. LOL
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Wow- now that is scary.