HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[patk]

Okay, here's the problem......My work does random drug testing. They threatened to test me for steroids.........I thought naaaaaa......they won't right??????........Well, THEY DID!!!!!!!

What in the hell am I supposed to do now. Find a doc to write a script by tommorrow, FAT CHANCE!

What can I say or do?????????????

This is my fucking career right here..............

Can anyone help??????????????????????????????????????????????? PLEASE.......................

 

[Campeon]

(1) Start drinking tons of water.

(2) fill a Visine bottle with liquid bleach. When you piss in the cup put a few drops of bleach in the urine sample to throw off the test.

 

[Mr.Huge]

what did the test consist of?

How do you know they tested for a/s? Tell em your on prohormones. Also you can say you use testragel from gnc etc those things give false positives when tested. Now your prob is what they find in your system and what they are looking for along with the cutoff levels of the testing. How much you have in your system at the time of urin analysis. You already took this test correct?

Mr.Huge

 

[draven]

relax

It sucks but been there ............look at that tool Jeff Summers Website...order shit today from it and depending on what you did take blame it on that stuff. Let them dispel the truth....they wont or cant....all the gear we get, some guy finds a prohormone to supposedly mimic that drug....EQ, Deca, Test, Winny, Anavar etc.... bring in the bullshit literature and the bottles half used and let them sort it out..... just take it as it comes but dont freak out

 

[rAJJIN]

drug test

out of curiosity what kind of test do they have to do?
I thought it was expensive and they had to do a blood test?

can they detect aas thru a Ua?

 

[draven]

nope....

A panel uninalysis can detect it to....

Kane is 100% right about them singling you out........but if your a gov or municipal employee..........and the city has home rule or a mickey mouse police fire board plan on getting axed anyway....they do whatever they want as regs are unbelievably loose ..but then if your smart get them into a real court and a nice chunk will come back.....but plan on a 2 year ordeal. Bloodwork yes...but peeing I did and popped. A primo metabolite---and I thought shit was bunk...

 

[xcelbeyond]

They are probably just going to test your testosterone to epitestosterone levels. This will only give an indication if your taking something.

It's VERY expensive to try and determine "what type" of steroid you're on. Don't panic do as the others said - blame it on prohormones and if they aren't actually watching you pee, you can easily add a "little" bleach - too much will be obvious.

 

[Conan21]

i did not think it was illegal to have them in your system. they just need to catch you in the act of buying them.

like others said. with supplements out today, they are more like Pro-steroids. So just say you are taking that Impact Nutrition shit, Mag-10 by biotest, or that 1-test stuff, say your taking a few things. I'm sure your nervouse but i think things will work out for u.

 

[Conan21]

also

tell us what you are currently on or have taken recently and we can tell you which pro-hormones convert to that particular compound

 

[draven]

conan........

govt employment if thats what it is..u can be canned...in your system means you use illegal substances

 

[Sandblaster]

What field are you in? That is what is going to matter as the others have said....

SB

 

[Willy]

thAT SUX

From post it sounds like they allready did the test? did they? If not do like the other post said and try to water down and take any of those clearing substances. if they did I wish good luck, maybe telling them your using the prohormones 1 ad etc, promise them that u will not take them any more if it is a issue, once again good luck, I hope it works out.

Willy

 

[MikeS]

From what Im getting you were already tested. Good idea - say you took prohormones. I wouldnt even mail order-takes too long. Go get something from a Vitamin Shoppe or something.
Why in the hell would your job test for that?!? Assuming you havent changed jobs/career lately. Sounds like lawsuit time...

 

[Maverick]

Bro,

Listen to MikeS , Mr Huge and the rest of these guys. They have all given you the right advice. Say to them " There are so many prohormones out today that you can just say you took these over the counter supplements from GNC that was supposed to increase natural testosterone levles and mimic steroid use. But its 100% legal becuase I bought it at GNC".

Thats it nothing more. Look at it this way. They can't say your a liar because you can fail a drug test by eating popy seeds so it is withing the realm of legitimacy that you could be taking these supplements. I wouldn't sweat it bro. You will be fine and if they do make an issue out of them, you can always sue thier asses. I know how you must be feeling bro but really just tell em it was pro hormones from GNC, if they even mention it at all.



Maverick

 

[tattoojr]

Bro, I would do that Pro-hormone thing and get a lawyer or some serious union rep and find out why they targeted you for this. If its because your huge ,then that might be a discrimiation thing. If they are not submiting everyone to this same test then they are singling you out. J.R.

 

[DIEZEL666]

Pat, a test for steroids is EXTREMELY expensive, considering that unless they already know what you're on, they will have to test for ALL steroids. If they just test the testosterone/epi-testosterone ratio that can easily be explained away, and won't hold up in court. I was in the Navy and saw this many times. Mostly it is a scare tactic used to see if you will slip up. PM me if you want some more info.

 

[draven]

$ of test

The asshole place I worked spent 1400 on the test....broke down a list of 30 or so compounds...sent it to a lab overnight in California. Doggtales went through same thing....All depends what you do bro.....like I said public job and they do what they want just make sure a competent lawyer handles your lawsuit.

 

[Ashop]

Why they care if you on juice? This should be a problem no matter in what field you work.

 

[big-al]

If ut was a urinalysis "all" they can test for is the test/epitest ratio as others have said. I have been tested govt and private. If they try to do individual tests they have to take blood and it is VERY expensive. "Prohormones" as others have said, is your excuse. Also as others have asked, what is your company's policies about this. Were you singled out? was it routine? Also if they have singled you out, do you live in a "right to work" state?

 

[Mr.Huge]

one other thing!

Deny Deny Deny! They sometimes try to intimidate you to get you to break down just like the pigs. Tell them it is absolutely impossible your are positive for steroids! Tell them you have never tried or for that matter even seen steroids in your life. I have a friend who failed a piss test b4. Unfortunately, it was for a recreational drug ie: cocaine some time ago. He denied, denied and denied they ended up having him sign a release to his doctors for meds he was on. Luckily enough the antehistimine (containing septocaine,and lidocaine) he was getting injected into his gums for some dental treatment was a derivitive of cocaine and his doc told them it can show up in approximately 3-10% of your urine.

Now if you ask any health professional about pro-hormones and there abilities to show up in a/s testing I can assure you they will say something similar or simply state it is very possible however that are not absolutely certain and they would direct them to the appropriate people to provide this info. Anyway good luck~! Don't admit it no matter what though!


Mr.Huge