LYNX!!! I DEMAND YOUR HELP!!!!

buselmo · Feb 1, 2009

please tell me what this is, and how to make it...
My belly is filing for divorce unless i give it this...

themidge · Feb 1, 2009

I'll tell you what that is. Death.

Looks like pizza with chocolate baking chips on top.

Actually, not chips, but you understand, they sell them in bulk at grocery stores. Don't die on us.

buselmo · Feb 1, 2009

if that's what death looks like, i'd welcome it with open arms.... and an open mouth... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

MAD_SCIENTIST · Feb 1, 2009

buselmo said:
if that's what death looks like, i'd welcome it with open arms.... and an open mouth... mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Looks delish. Don't forget to brush and floss.

MS

themidge · Feb 1, 2009

It'd take you less than a half an hour to make this though I'm sure the nutritional value is less than desired. By all means give it a shot.

lynx · Feb 1, 2009

buselmo said:
please tell me what this is, and how to make it...
My belly is filing for divorce unless i give it this...

Lol! Holy cow that is an old picture!! How in the heck did you run across it?
I made that for the food festival back at my old job. It was a Chocolate Hazelnut Pizza. (It did win the dessert category.

)

It's very easy to make. The crust is just a plain pizza crust (you bake it first), the "sauce" was Nutella (mmmm) then you sprinkled milk chocolate, semi-sweet chocolate and white chocolate chips on top. Pop it in the oven until the chips get soft, not long like...10 mins or so I think. And voila!

rAJJIN · Feb 1, 2009

Im not sure about that one but I can tell you her German coconut Brownie deserts are
DANG GOOD!

Phidias · Feb 1, 2009

lynx said:
The crust is just a plain pizza crust (you bake it first), the "sauce" was Nutella (mmmm) then you sprinkled milk chocolate, semi-sweet chocolate and white chocolate chips on top.

rAJJIN said:
Im not sure about that one but I can tell you her German coconut Brownie deserts are
DANG GOOD!

Why am I opening this thread the day I decided it was time to stop chocolate?

Well... it's also true I've been saying this to myself evey damn week for the last 9 months or so...

VanR__ · Feb 1, 2009

Damn that looks tasty.
Next cheat day is Valentines Day.

deadlift0 · Feb 1, 2009

Oh what the hell. Thats just mean

lynx · Feb 1, 2009

rAJJIN said:
Im not sure about that one but I can tell you her German coconut Brownie deserts are
DANG GOOD!

Lol! Thanks rAJJIN.

You almost didn't get those as they are one of JT's favorites.

Mr.Pickles like them too, where in the heck has he been?

rAJJIN · Feb 1, 2009

lynx said:
Lol! Thanks rAJJIN. You almost didn't get those as they are one of JT's favorites. Mr.Pickles like them too, where in the heck has he been?

My understanding is Pickles is around But No longer wants to be known as
MANGINA

rAJJIN · Feb 1, 2009

Tell me that guy wasnt a HOOT. Crazy ass Pickles!
I do think he is here in the shadows....
If anything will bring him out it will be to comment on the mangina

Dusty Hanshaw · Feb 1, 2009

That looks awesome. I'm sure it's low carb....RIGHT????????????

rAJJIN · Feb 1, 2009

Dusty Hanshaw said:
That looks awesome. I'm sure it's low carb....RIGHT????????????

Pickles Mangina

or the desert. j/k

Got Juice · Feb 1, 2009

rAJJIN said:
My understanding is Pickles is around But No longer wants to be known as
MANGINA

Holy shit raj!! i haven't seen that pic in years, thank god

Funny stuff, yeah he was always a funny dude, wonder what happened to him.

Big A · Feb 1, 2009

Got Juice said:
Holy shit raj!! i haven't seen that pic in years, thank god

Funny stuff, yeah he was always a funny dude, wonder what happened to him.

He's here, just under a diff name. That crazy ex of his (the one that showed me her boobs) was going to use his posts against him.

buselmo · Feb 2, 2009

lynx said:
Lol! Holy cow that is an old picture!! How in the heck did you run across it?
I made that for the food festival back at my old job. It was a Chocolate Hazelnut Pizza. (It did win the dessert category. )

It's very easy to make. The crust is just a plain pizza crust (you bake it first), the "sauce" was Nutella (mmmm) then you sprinkled milk chocolate, semi-sweet chocolate and white chocolate chips on top. Pop it in the oven until the chips get soft, not long like...10 mins or so I think. And voila!

for the past two years, every damn cheat day i had, that picture would pop up into my mind and i'd think "what the hell does that taste like... i bet it's a slice of heaven"...
this thursday i'll know

... wonder what a little caramel on top would do

Phidias said:
Why am I opening this thread the day I decided it was time to stop chocolate?

stop chocolate? pfffff... yeah right... that's like saying you wanna stop having sex with women...

Dusty Hanshaw said:
That looks awesome. I'm sure it's low carb....RIGHT????????????

sprinkle some DNP on top and you're good to go... LOOOOL!

JETHRO TULL · Feb 2, 2009

Busemelo, imagine the cheat days around here!

She is always making me stuff like that. My only request from her for my birthday? Monster Cookies! Trust me....you'd like those too.

Oh, I only have one change to the recipe for you. Don't bother with the oven. You live in Saudi Arabia! Your ecosystem has provided all the heat necessary for melting your goodies.

buselmo · Feb 2, 2009

JETHRO TULL said:
She is always making me stuff like that. My only request from her for my birthday? Monster Cookies! Trust me....you'd like those too.

Oh, I only have one change to the recipe for you. Don't bother with the oven. You live in Saudi Arabia! Your ecosystem has provided all the heat necessary for melting your goodies.

I only let my wife cook the main diet meals (she insists)... but when it comes junk food and sweets, I LOVE TO COOK THEM!!
In your case, i'd just quit bodybuilding and take on powerlifting to have an excuse for eating all those goodies in between meals

(no offense to powerlifters, but if my only concern was to break my PR, i wouldn't give a shit about the way i look)

As for the oven... if it's august, i'd have to use the oven to avoid burning the thing to a crisp from leaving it outside for 5 minutes!!!! LOL!
these days it's between 8-12 C at night, and around 20 in the afternoon... a month ago it was awesome... around 14C in the afternoon and 4-6 in the evening.
June, July, and August is a different animal... let's say all the thermometers outside read 49C because by law, no one is allowed to work outdoors if it goes above 50C .... and yes, the fucking meters are rigged

God... i miss montreal... 30 degrees C at 1 pm on the hottest day of summer... that's just heaven!!!