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A man walks into a bar with
a pet crocodile by his
side.
He puts the
crocodile up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished
patrons.
'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's
mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the croc will close
his
mouth for one minute.
'Then
he'll open his mouth
and I'll remove my unit
unscathed.
In return for witnessing
this
spectacle,
each of you will buy me a
drink.'
The crowd
murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the
bar,
dropped his trousers,
and placed his Johnson and
related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.
The croc
closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped.
After a
minute,
the man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked
the
crocodile hard on the top of
its head
The
croc opened his mouth
and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered,
and
the first of his free
drinks were
delivered.
The man
stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try.'
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the
bar.
A blonde
woman timidly
Spoke up..........
'I'll try it
-
Just don't hit me so hard
with the beer
bottle!'
a pet crocodile by his
side.
He puts the
crocodile up on the bar.
He turns to the astonished
patrons.
'I'll make you a deal. I'll open this crocodile's
mouth and place my manhood inside.
Then the croc will close
his
mouth for one minute.
'Then
he'll open his mouth
and I'll remove my unit
unscathed.
In return for witnessing
this
spectacle,
each of you will buy me a
drink.'
The crowd
murmured their approval.
The man stood up on the
bar,
dropped his trousers,
and placed his Johnson and
related parts in the crocodile's open mouth.
The croc
closed his mouth
as the crowd gasped.
After a
minute,
the man grabbed a beer
bottle and smacked
the
crocodile hard on the top of
its head
The
croc opened his mouth
and the man removed his genitals
unscathed as promised.
The crowd cheered,
and
the first of his free
drinks were
delivered.
The man
stood up again and made another offer. 'I'll pay anyone $100 who's
willing to give it a try.'
A hush fell over the crowd.
After a while, a hand went up in the back of the
bar.
A blonde
woman timidly
Spoke up..........
'I'll try it
-
Just don't hit me so hard
with the beer
bottle!'
