Moderator / FOUNDING Member / NPC Judge
- Jun 5, 2002
okay..let me set the stage..my in laws come over tonight and decide to stay and eat dinner with us. now, my wife and her parents are very close and she is diffinitely "daddy's little girl". i can never complain about my wife.. she is the best wife a guy could ask for but, she really does not want to dissapoint her parents in any way... so anyway, we are eating dinner and everything is going great. as i look up from across the table i see my wife and she is looking at me..she winks then, the ultimate look of horror comes over her face... this automatically makes me turn around , fully expecting to see satan himself walking down my hall..as i turn to look in the direction of her stare, i noticed my little 1 year old angel, walking towards me with mommy's vibrator in her hands..i automatically lapse into a dream sequence, then come too. i have never in my life moved so quick without tearing every muscle in my body. i jump up, and as god is my witness, my feet did not touch the floor. i pick her up quickly and run to the bedroom..apparently my wife was cleaning out the closet in my bedroom and placed her many objects on the iron board in the bedroom...and yes, we found out that our little angel can now turn door knobs. as i returned to the dinner table i hear my mother in law say "whats wrong with him..is he sick??". my wife stutters "i , i ,i dont know ill check" before she gets up i am in the room sitting down..thank god they were not in the line of vision..or so i thought.. my wife breathes a sigh of relief and we finish dinner.. as we are walking them to the car, i am talking to her father and he says "well, we better be going..we have a bout a hour drive ya know.." he then turns to leave and says "by the way, you might want to lock your unmentionables up. the kids have obviously found them" i stood there absolutely mute... and then just kinda laughed. ya know, that nervous laughter that comes with knowing that your father in law now knows that you violate his little girl "ten ways till tuesday". as they pulled away. my wife laughed, "thank god you got her before mom and dad saw her..i would never be able to face them again..especially my daddy." i did not have the heart to tell her....YET.. just another day at my house...