o/t...your laugh for the day

[mark mcgwire]

I'm pretty stressed out with xmas, work, etc. so this stuff makes me laugh, if only for a minute.


The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:


You're a Siamese twin.

Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.

You're not.

He has a date coming over today.

But you only have one ass.

Feel better?

 

[Geoffke]

It's sick that you laugh with people that are siamese twins.

 

[Ivan]

Well

I thought it was funny, what about if the other "straight" one had a date with a girly but the gay side took the penis responsibilities? You would have to have gay porn on to perform!

 

[stackdizzy]

Also you couldn't research ways to chop the head off becuase he would be right there. Man that sucks. Also I think maturbating would make me feel dirty becuase what if you have the "good" hand and he always wants to do it?? Thank god you don't have another head attatched to your shoulder