OT / Finally Gave in and did something sexy for the old lady

[intensed]

So my old lady suggested I get something sexy for the room for a change. I decided to surprise her, and went to kmart to pick up some men thong underwear. I have been putting it off for at least 6 months. I felt like a idiot checking out at kmart, the guy behind the checkout looked at me like I was queer!
Got home and took a few deep breaths wondering what the hell I was doing, this has to be against the man code! Changed into these bad boys in the bathroom. God Damn they feel good! Great Support... no restriction! Prancing around the mirror like a wanna be stripper, but in my case a little too much in the belly. Flexed a few times in the mirror to check out the new image. This may sound odd but I was actually checking out my ass how they looked in my under Wear. This freaked me out, this has gone too far, flicked off the light and headed to please.
I was hoping for the big gasp from the girl, the uncontrollable urge to attack me. Instead there was this stare of what the hell did I ask for! Did I really ask for a man in a thong! I'm hairy as Sasquatch, I can only imagine the hair splitting the sides of the thong. Hell.. Could have gone over better... But damn this Under Wear is comfortable...

 

[legaljuicer]

Lmao! Too funny

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[Krunkkid13]

That cracked me up big time. In fact we are slow drilling so everyone in the dog house seen me crack up nOw they are cracking up too. Thanks for the laugh bro it made my night

 

[sbc5966]

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[TeknoViking]

thank you for that bro, haha just read it to my girl and both had a good laugh.

 

[animal eater]

I like your honesty mate. Nothing risked nothing gained.

 

[mymre21]

So my old lady suggested I get something sexy for the room for a change. I decided to surprise her, and went to kmart to pick up some men thong underwear. I have been putting it off for at least 6 months. I felt like a idiot checking out at kmart, the guy behind the checkout looked at me like I was queer!
Got home and took a few deep breaths wondering what the hell I was doing, this has to be against the man code! Changed into these bad boys in the bathroom. God Damn they feel good! Great Support... no restriction! Prancing around the mirror like a wanna be stripper, but in my case a little too much in the belly. Flexed a few times in the mirror to check out the new image. This may sound odd but I was actually checking out my ass how they looked in my under Wear. This freaked me out, this has gone too far, flicked off the light and headed to please.
I was hoping for the big gasp from the girl, the uncontrollable urge to attack me. Instead there was this stare of what the hell did I ask for! Did I really ask for a man in a thong! I'm hairy as Sasquatch, I can only imagine the hair splitting the sides of the thong. Hell.. Could have gone over better... But damn this Under Wear is comfortable...

haha funny shit right there..

 

[Tom]

I thought it was a little uncomfortable till I realized I had them on backwards!
LOL!!! J/K

 

[phani]

thats hilarious. thanks for sharing lol

 

[method2madness]

Very entertaining! Beter luck next time

 

[panzerfaust]

Thanks for the laugh bro, took a lot of courage to post that. A friend of mine had a date with this chick he heard was a little freaky so he bought some edible undies, only he put them on B4 he left the house, by the time they got down to biz it was all stuck to the inside of his pants.

 

[AlphaMaleDawg]

lmfao!!! thanks for helping me wake up to this gem of a post

 

[Jizzmo]

I thought it was a little uncomfortable till I realized I had them on backwards!
LOL!!! J/K

at least you know you dont have to up your HCG dosage lol!

 

[Mini Truck]

Great Post I

Like others, very funny, especially the hairy thought.

Just wait 'til those hairs turn gray !

Maybe flowers next time.

Peace,

MT

 

[norm1220]

Damn.... Kmart underwear is going all out bro !!

 

[BALDYLOX]

Lmao! Maybe you should of kept this one to yourself, ha ha.

 

[Pbfanatic321]

hahahahhahahahah

 

[The One]

are there really still Kmarts around???

 

[Cito33189]

k mart hahahahaha

this was awesome

 

[renewlyf]

MANGROOMER - Welcome

They sell these a Target! Not sure about Kmart!

Great story!