OT: I found the source of the swine flu!

[thebrick]

who would have thought?

 

[dropshot001]

LOL

 

[ENraged]

who would have thought?

Oh for the humanity!!!!!

 

[kcbuilder]

I heard it started in Tijuana.

TOP STORY FROM ASSOCIATED PRESS:

Swine flu origin found today in Tijuana Mexico strip club.

Sources close to the investigation say the epidemic started shortly after club employee Manuel the Donkey called in sick with a cold. With no other well endowed donkeys in the area at the time club owner Jesus Martinez proclaimed "the show MUST go on!!!!!"" at which point they hired Jorge the Hog to perform.

Jorge passed the clubs STD screening, but this screening did not check for flu strains and the virus was then passed to the co-star, female prostitute, Sylvia Gomez.

Sylvia then spread the virus to to an estimated 456 college students from around the world in the following 48 hours.

She died one week later. The cause of her death is still under investigation but authorities say it was not from the flu, but most likely from her last show with Chavez the Elephant.

Now that the source of this outbreak has been pinpointed the World Health Organization is one step closer to solving this epidemic.

 

[michelin]

who would have thought?

haha, nice one mate

 

[Pharm_Fed]

haha