Road rage

[LEX]

I was just following some guy that was going like 15 mph under , swervn all over ....maybe I was a little close behind him...we get to the light and of course hard ass gets out and starts yellin....I stay in the car and just thow my hands up...this seems to make him yell more so I get out......I got really dark windows...just wearing a tshirt...HA is about 5'7 180... I will certainly cherish the look on his face and the all most unavoidable invouluntary step backwards when he sees me. No yellin for a sec.... my daughter is in the car so anyone coming near the car to do anything is fighting me for thier life.....so I dont move from my car I just put my hands out and shrug at him....so I start to get back in and I hear "steroid motherfucker....I dont care Ill fight ya"....Step back up...."I'm right here"....again silence....and mumbling....then he speeds away but we get stopped at the same light down the road...nothing...he aint ever looking in his mirrior....

My question....how can you get out of your car and want to fight someone and then back down? Was he tring to impress the 300lbs fat trucker next to us....he just take a piss and realized that life isnt fair and some people get deal a short hand? I dont' understand it...

Well I'm off to beat the fuck outta my heavybag....at least I get a good workout outta the whole deal.....

 

[Max55]

One thing I’ve learned as I get a little older is that, well, people suck! Most people are dumb, self centered, rude and just don’t realize there’s a world going on around them. In my early twenties I would have been the jackass and beat the shit out of that guy. Even though he was the jackass you were right to get out with that fucker coming towards your car with your daughter in there. Had he tried something then of course fuck him up. But he was at least smart enough to back away and I respect you for restraining yourself, as hard as if probably was. I know I’ve gone home and beaten on the bag many times myself. Better to go home and get in a workout than be thrown in jail.

 

[Rob Roy]

Ha Ha! You know, the classic move is, stepping out with one leg in the ride and other out with hand jestures pointing down, yell out "I will Bury You!" usually does the trick also. LOL. It would've been hard for me to resist from burying that dude.

 

[Putin]

lol Same thing happen to me. Some dumbass Somali 45yr old pulled over cuz I told him to and when we both got out of the car, the look on his face was just priceless, he was shaking lol

Another time when I waited for a parking spot and so was some BMW with 4 teenagers in it, since I was waiting first, I drove in right in front of them and they started yelling shit out the window. (this was outside the gym), as soon as I stepped out of the car, SILENCE. lol

 

[LEX]

Ha Ha! You know, the classic move is, stepping out with one leg in the ride and other out with hand jestures pointing down, yell out "I will Bury You!" usually does the trick also. LOL. It would've been hard for me to resist from burying that dude.

this is the kinda pussified world we live in...my biggest fear now...in a situation like that is him actually touching me ....me doing my thing...and him sueing me ...and winning....and me loosing my assets....

 

[maldorf]

Yeah, one of the nice things about being big and strong is the fact that you usually dont even have to fight. One look at you and they back down. Dont have to expend any energy at all, I kinda like that!

 

[nosmas]

Just two days ago here, a woman cut off another car in traffic. The guy followed her until she stopped and got out and started going crazy on her. She pulled out a gun and shot him.
Its the same story around the country these days.

 

[oldfella]

Yea happens here in OZ a lot. Inconsiderate mother fuckers that seem to think they have sole rights to the road. A guy cuts me off one day to the point that I had to nail the brakes hard and lock up the wheels. Totally oblivious to this I was very quick to point out that he changed lanes on me without even looking. he gets very irate and makes some serious threats so I do the fine then let's pull over and settle our difference of opinion. he pulls over and begins to step out of his car and I'm now doing the same. At 6' 250lbs I keep getting out and he gets a good look! Fucking priceless is all I can say, He shits his pants jumps into his car and almost takes out another car getting the fuck back on the road!! All I was going to do was explain to him his error in judgement on two counts. The first was watch where you are going and the second, do not make threats you can not carry through!! I was laughing my ass off on the side of the road as he sped off. Now I usually just put on of my arms out the window and they don't even pull over .

 

[Malic777.com]

cars somehow bring out the worst in people...my driving is much more pleasant since i installed 2 air horns like the ones they use in trucks...the sound is sharp and unbearable! i dont take my hand off the horn until justice is served and im a big guy nobody says/does shit they just quickly scramble out of my way so the god awful noise stops! ...i dont hear it so loudly from the inside but outside my car its like a 747 engine to the ears...its almost like therapy a quick and non violent way that works even on the craziest of people...alex

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

LEX, you did the right thing brother. You had your daughter in the car and thats more important. Don't worry, you'll definatly run into him again, and this time you won't have family with you. Just make sure you bitch slap his ass good! Don't give him the time of day with a closed fist. BITCH SLAP HIM GOOD!

moral of the story is : don't start no shit, won't be no shit! period!

 

[Larry Bowie]

Lex, you did more damage than you can imagine

you crushed his ego and stripped him of his manhood without opening your mouth or touching him.


you're the Alpha male, he's your bitch. you both know it.

when he was at the next light and didnt look at you, you know he knows it too



Good guys = 1, Cockmasters = 0

 

[thebrick]

I love that line in that old movie "Kindergarten Cop" when that old woman gets clobbered by the woman cop with a baseball bat (after the old woman had tried to run the cop down with her car) and says "you're not so tough when you don't have a car!"