Ten things that prove you are a bodybuilder.

[Dusty Hanshaw]

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Top ten ways to know if you are a bodybuilder...
1.You consume more food in one sitting then entire family eats in one day

2.The line between “use” and “abuse” no longer exists

3.You have no problem whipping down your pants to show everyone the striations in your "glutes"

4.Breakfast lunch and dinner are known as meals 1,3, and 6

5.You carry a gallon of water so you don’t dehydrate

6.You don’t want to marry a petite woman because you’re afraid she has bad genetics

7.Having juice with your breakfast involves jamming needles into your ass

8.You can no longer walk past a large window without checking yourself out

9.At the gym you wish people would quit wasting your time and theirs and go home

10.The term "bitch tits" no longer makes you think of the female anatomy

 

[MAINEVENT]

Sad but true.

 

[littlejames]

ha ha

now that was funny i like #3 and #7 .

 

[mrsoul]

lol. #4

 

[Rob Roy]

Dusty, shouldn't this list include your wardrobe that you wear every day, the fanny bag (murse), crazy wear pants and the string T-back tank top?

 

[roadcrayon]

1.the bigger you get the smaller size shirt you buy!
2. The US is fighting for eclusive oil rights to your ass and legs

 

[Ashop]

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Top ten ways to know if you are a bodybuilder...
1.You consume more food in one sitting then entire family eats in one day

2.The line between “use” and “abuse” no longer exists

3.You have no problem whipping down your pants to show everyone the striations in your "glutes"

4.Breakfast lunch and dinner are known as meals 1,3, and 6

5.You carry a gallon of water so you don’t dehydrate

6.You don’t want to marry a petite woman because you’re afraid she has bad genetics

7.Having juice with your breakfast involves jamming needles into your ass

8.You can no longer walk past a large window without checking yourself out

9.At the gym you wish people would quit wasting your time and theirs and go home

10.The term "bitch tits" no longer makes you think of the female anatomy

I like number #6

 

[Dusty Hanshaw]

Dusty, shouldn't this list include your wardrobe that you wear every day, the fanny bag (murse), crazy wear pants and the string T-back tank top?

You are just pissed that I own such an impressive collection of Zubas

 

[Rob Roy]

You are just pissed that I own such an impressive collection of Zubas

What's even more impressive is how they tuck into those Otomix so perfectly.

 

[norm1220]

I gotta disagree with number 6, petite women rock! My fiance weighs less than half what I do and isn't much over 5' 1". Makes me look huge....lol.

 

[TooPowerful4u]

umm

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Top ten ways to know if you are a bodybuilder...
1.You consume more food in one sitting then entire family eats in one day
i eat more in a sitting than most people do in a day lol, its just not too healthy

2.The line between “use” and “abuse” no longer exists

3.You have no problem whipping down your pants to show everyone the striations in your "glutes" lol are you referring to an old pic i posted last year dropping my pants in times square NYC hahaha (im such a retard, i was high off the junk food)

4.Breakfast lunch and dinner are known as meals 1,3, and 6

5.You carry a gallon of water so you don’t dehydrate

6.You don’t want to marry a petite woman because you’re afraid she has bad genetics Gotta agree with Norm here...im 2.25x my gf's weight, shes so lil its cute haha, but still got an apple booty

7.Having juice with your breakfast involves jamming needles into your ass no comment

8.You can no longer walk past a large window without checking yourself out hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha (so true )

9.At the gym you wish people would quit wasting your time and theirs and go home

10.The term "bitch tits" no longer makes you think of the female anatomy

 

[JuiceRoad.com]

thats funny

 

[Dusty Hanshaw]

I gotta disagree with number 6, petite women rock! My fiance weighs less than half what I do and isn't much over 5' 1". Makes me look huge....lol.

I'm with ya. I'm almost three times HF's weight and will be early 08.

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

More things that prove

You are a bodybuilder.

1. your wife tells you to take out the trash and all the way to the sidewalk you are pressing or curling the trash bags.

2. you change into your gym clothes to fix a simple leaky faucet.

3. you yell at the kids to remember to rack their toys again.

4. in any conversation your loosing at you spin it around to talk about the gym just to shut them up for a change.

5. you wear your gym belt cause it fits better then your leather dress belt.

6. at a restaurant you ask the waitress if she can heat up the food you brought with you.

7. every year for your kids science project you always want to be the specimen he brings to school, just so you can take off your shirt again in front of the class.

8. when ever the lid on the mayonaise jar is tight again they automatically assume it was you!

9. eating off of fine china plates just doesn't have the same taste as a tupper ware bowl does.

and the number 10 top reason why you know your a bodybuilder is:

10. while having sex you angle the mirror just so you can see all your hard work in the gym!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dalvare1]

11) You refer to Saturday as "Leg Day"

 

[HUTCH]

1. When you see a sign that says vote Prop 100, you think about how much you love testosterone.

2. your favorite jerk off material is Musclemag swimsuit edition

3. your 5 year old can go through all mandatory poses but doesnt know their ABC's

4. You have a different favorite shirt for every body part you workout.

5. You feel guilty for eating a sugar free popsicle while dieting

6. you cook all your food for the week in one day

 

[Sassy]

When someone ask you what day it is, you reply leg day. (Which every body part you are working that day.)

Edit... ok maybe I should have read further down... dalvare1's reply. lol

 

[BrooklynBB]

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Top ten ways to know if you are a bodybuilder...
1.You consume more food in one sitting then entire family eats in one day

2.The line between “use” and “abuse” no longer exists

3.You have no problem whipping down your pants to show everyone the striations in your "glutes"

4.Breakfast lunch and dinner are known as meals 1,3, and 6

5.You carry a gallon of water so you don’t dehydrate

6.You don’t want to marry a petite woman because you’re afraid she has bad genetics

7.Having juice with your breakfast involves jamming needles into your ass

8.You can no longer walk past a large window without checking yourself out

9.At the gym you wish people would quit wasting your time and theirs and go home

10.The term "bitch tits" no longer makes you think of the female anatomy

Looks like it was written by a high school kid who spends too much time reading the boards and wondering why he doesn't have muscle because he's not training.

He's also observing "Tony Too-Tough" and "Sam the Speaker" and "Joe the Jerkoff" who try to "look" like bodybuilders by carrying around the gallon of water, checking out thier abs after every fucking set of bench presses or curls because that's the only bodypart they can "see", talking about women like their trash, talk about eating 6 times a day but have no clue what they just ate, etc. This describes the jerkoffs at the gym that account for about 80% of the male population at any given time anywhere in the U.S.

I just have one requirement for someone to consider themselves a bodybuilder: LOOK LIKE ONE.

And that's harder than most think.

 

[dalvare1]

When someone ask you what day it is, you reply leg day. (Which every body part you are working that day.)

Edit... ok maybe I should have read further down... dalvare1's reply. lol

Haha, at least im not the only one!!!!

 

[norm1220]

Looks like it was written by a high school kid who spends too much time reading the boards and wondering why he doesn't have muscle because he's not training.

He's also observing "Tony Too-Tough" and "Sam the Speaker" and "Joe the Jerkoff" who try to "look" like bodybuilders by carrying around the gallon of water, checking out thier abs after every fucking set of bench presses or curls because that's the only bodypart they can "see", talking about women like their trash, talk about eating 6 times a day but have no clue what they just ate, etc. This describes the jerkoffs at the gym that account for about 80% of the male population at any given time anywhere in the U.S.

I just have one requirement for someone to consider themselves a bodybuilder: LOOK LIKE ONE.

And that's harder than most think.

Those guys you are talking about need to occasionaly be reminded that if you have to tell people that you are a bodybuilder then you aren't one...