The Biggest Lies in the Gym

[The Wolf]

I thought some of you might find this amusing, well I did anyway.

I don't want to get too big.
Today is my light day.
I'll do abs tomorrow.
I'm not really trying to pick you up.
This baseball cap protects my eyes from the glaring lights.
I don't go to the gym to check out the babes. Honest.
I used to lift ...
Its supposed to bounce off my chest like that.
I don't do squats, 'cause they're bad for the knees.
I'm just getting back into it.
I don't do legs because I don't like it when they rub together.
I was not staring.
I don't care how I look, I just wanna be strong.
It's all you.
I've been sick lately.
I do circuits for the exercise.
I don't care about how strong I am, I just wanna look good.
I didn't notice the babe - I'm here to workout.
No, I got these gains by using Creatine.
I'm not a juicer.
I had too much alcohol last night.
I haven't worked out in weeks.
I lifted a lot more than that last time.
I always put my weights back when I'm done!
I always clean my sweat/chalk off the equipment.
I didn't drop it - it slipped.
You don't need to lift heavy.
I can't do squats, I have bad knees.
I just injured my ___ a couple weeks ago.
I don't need to do legs because I run/walk/cycle on the weekends.
You only have to do 1 set.
I go to the gym to work on my fitness.
Callus prevention? No I wear gloves to help my grip.
I never cheat.

 

[BigKen]

Good Post. Yeah heard most of those before lol.

Peace

 

[The Wolf]

Yeah that "its all you" is a classic, how many times have you failed on your last rep and your spotter does most of the lifting on your last few reps and he says "its all you", come on you aint making me feel good by lying, I know it wasnt all me.

 

[BigKen]

I was lifting yesterday and there were two forgien guys benching. One was quiet but the other was moaning for every rep!

Other guys in the gym had to step out so they could laugh, totally hillarious!

People these days lol.

Peace

 

[musclehead33]

Yeah that "its all you" is a classic, how many times have you failed on your last rep and your spotter does most of the lifting on your last few reps and he says "its all you", come on you aint making me feel good by lying, I know it wasnt all me.

sounds like you need a better spotter lol.

 

[Trulyhuge]

"I just shit my pants!"

Oooops, that was me after doing rack deads the other night!

 

[Sanctus Umbra]

How about the same shit we all sometimes hear of: "I have a brother/cousin/uncle/friend who is bigger than you and he doesn't even lift weights at all".Ridiculous!

 

[thebrick]

One of my favorites (and right from this board too)

"I was trying to look small in that photo"

 

[GoneForever]

One of my favorites (and right from this board too)

"I was trying to look small in that photo"

Thats amazing!!! Where is this thread?

 

[Mr. Intensity]

Thats good, I think I hear atleast half of those in the gym every weak. My favorite is "it's all you". If it's all me, then why is your face red just from spottin. We're all guilty of some of these for sure.

 

[Enanthanator]

Funny but true...I always get some idiot to tell me wow your pretty big but... some relative or friend is bigger. Some of the older guys would tell me how they used to be big like me maybe even bigger...please blow it out your ass.