The top best excuses athletes use for taking steroids...

[HUTCH]

1. I thought it was flax seed oil

2. I only took steroids one time and felt guilty so I stopped

3. I took human growth hormone cuz I was injured...steroids are for cheaters...

4. Jose Canseco is just a liar

5. My trainer is just a liar

6. Miguel Tejada made me do it...

Please add to the list...

 

[LATS]

MY NEXT HERO WILL BE THE ONE WHO SAYS " it was not on the banned substances list at the time ..so go f' yourself"..

 

[Rob Roy]

To fill out the larger hat size...
I love hearing about how Bonds' cranium has grown at an exponential rate. Forget the fact that he put on 50lbs. of lean tissue, but rather focus on how his mellon grew.

 

[Rob Roy]

I thought it was B-12!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

A buddy of mine gave it to me and told me it would make my hair grow!

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

Or, " I can afford the time and the fine, I'm a multi-millionare"! bahahaha

followed by "oh yeah? you must not know who my lawyer is"!!

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

"REALLY? I thought that was Cavi-ject"! bahahahaha

 

[LEX]

I thought my balls were too large....

 

[Manuel_Hung]

Its better than smoking crack

 

[gtj220]

"If you could get a 3 year extension on your contract for 10 million dollars you'd take em too!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Phidias]

I thought my balls were too large....

"I'm the living proof MuscleTech products DO work"

 

[da-sol]

"I didn't know it was AAS I just like someone pinning my ass."

 

[Dog-Slime]

"I never asked" - Barry Bonds

 

[steele]

I'm with lats on this one!

MY NEXT HERO WILL BE THE ONE WHO SAYS " it was not on the banned substances list at the time ..so go f' yourself"..

 

[b-boy]

"If you could get a 3 year extension on your contract for 10 million dollars you'd take em too!!!!!!!!!"

ha good one, thats what i would say!

 

[da-sol]

Roger Clemens: 'I did not take steroids'
Andy Pettitte: 'Though it was not against baseball rules, I was not comfortable with what I was doing, so I stopped"

 

[dragonfire101]

I wasn't using to increase my athletic performance. The doc gave me a script because he said i had low test leveles and said I needed HRT right away. I have done nothing illegal and thouht since my doc prescibed it for a legitamate medical reason i was not breaking any rules either.

 

[thenatural3456]

I had a really bad cold and didnt want to miss any games or workouts...

 

[oldfella]

Someone spiked my urine sample.......that's not mine!!!

 

[buldog9]

Lats

Good one