The top best excuses athletes use for taking steroids...

HUTCH · Dec 20, 2007

1. I thought it was flax seed oil

2. I only took steroids one time and felt guilty so I stopped

3. I took human growth hormone cuz I was injured...steroids are for cheaters...

4. Jose Canseco is just a liar

5. My trainer is just a liar

6. Miguel Tejada made me do it...

Please add to the list...

LATS · Dec 20, 2007

MY NEXT HERO WILL BE THE ONE WHO SAYS " it was not on the banned substances list at the time ..so go f' yourself"..

Rob Roy · Dec 20, 2007

To fill out the larger hat size...
I love hearing about how Bonds' cranium has grown at an exponential rate. Forget the fact that he put on 50lbs. of lean tissue, but rather focus on how his mellon grew.

Rob Roy · Dec 20, 2007

I thought it was B-12!!!!!!!!!!

BOOMSHAKER · Dec 20, 2007

A buddy of mine gave it to me and told me it would make my hair grow!

BOOMSHAKER · Dec 20, 2007

Or, " I can afford the time and the fine, I'm a multi-millionare"! bahahaha

followed by "oh yeah? you must not know who my lawyer is"!!

BOOMSHAKER · Dec 20, 2007

"REALLY? I thought that was Cavi-ject"! bahahahaha

LEX · Dec 21, 2007

I thought my balls were too large....

Manuel_Hung · Dec 21, 2007

Its better than smoking crack

gtj220 · Dec 21, 2007

"If you could get a 3 year extension on your contract for 10 million dollars you'd take em too!!!!!!!!!"

Phidias · Dec 21, 2007

LEX said:
I thought my balls were too large....

"I'm the living proof MuscleTech products DO work"

da-sol · Dec 21, 2007

"I didn't know it was AAS I just like someone pinning my ass."

Dog-Slime · Dec 21, 2007

"I never asked" - Barry Bonds

steele · Dec 21, 2007

I'm with lats on this one!

MY NEXT HERO WILL BE THE ONE WHO SAYS " it was not on the banned substances list at the time ..so go f' yourself"..

b-boy · Dec 21, 2007

gtj220 said:
"If you could get a 3 year extension on your contract for 10 million dollars you'd take em too!!!!!!!!!"

ha good one, thats what i would say!

da-sol · Dec 21, 2007

Roger Clemens: 'I did not take steroids'
Andy Pettitte: 'Though it was not against baseball rules, I was not comfortable with what I was doing, so I stopped"

dragonfire101 · Dec 21, 2007

I wasn't using to increase my athletic performance. The doc gave me a script because he said i had low test leveles and said I needed HRT right away. I have done nothing illegal and thouht since my doc prescibed it for a legitamate medical reason i was not breaking any rules either.