I hear what you're saying, and yea, that's probably the safest way to go, but you're overdramatizing it quite a bit. I know probably 50 guys personally who have used it and have used it for many years (all responsibly) and if used intelligently and monitored, it's not nearly as dangerous as you're espousing. You definitely don't need a medical professional to properly/safely utilize it. Not a single one of those guys has had any sort of "close call" or experienced problems from that compound.
Actually, the guy who taught me a lot about EPO was Animal (RIP), a lot of the old school guys here will know who that is and the board he used to run.
Not pushing anything, but just speaking from experience. I 100% thought the exact same thing as you before I entered into that world. Chris seems to be pretty damn serious about his new endeavor, so figured I'd mention it.