You guys ever get sick of people

[LEX]

sick of the steriod jokes and all that bullshit?

I was talking to a customer of mine today and it is the type of relationship where I do have to be friendly and he pretty much soley decides how much money to spend with me and my company so if I tell him to fuck off it will cost me. I was outdoors all weekend and didnt wear sunscreen so me being a super whitey my face got a little red( I have always had that type of complection BTW on or off and even wayy before usiing anything) so I am bending over to look at some equipment and my face gets a little bit redder so this fucker being without exageration 90lbs over wieght tells me "hey that red face means your bp is outta whack its all those steroids" SO i said what are you talking about? he says "oh come on" I felt like he called me a ni##er or something, it was kinda be-littleing I said well I got a grand that says my bp and blood work looks better than yours, we can go right down there today and get it done.


I just get sick of all the bullshit sometimes, espechially in an evironment where you are trying to be professional and they kinda chop you right down ya know? thanks to fucking MTV and other media "educating" everyone to be a doctor.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

YES........YES........YES........YES.

YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING LATELY.....[AND AS BODYBUILDERS WE USUALLY HAVE A QUICK EYE FOR SPOTTING A WEAKNESS IN OTHERS] I PICK OUT SOMETHING PERSONAL ABOUT THEM AND COMMENT ON IT.

THIS IS EFFORTLESS FOR ME BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS REPRESSING THE AGGRESSIVE-ASSHOLE SIDE OF MY PERSONALITY. SO WHEN SOME DICKHEAD COMES UP WITH STEROID REMARK I MATCH EM'.....AMAZING HOW LITTLE THEY LIKE IT.....

THE OTHER DAY I GOT ONE FROM A KID IN CLASS....HEY, MR. TULL, DO YOU USE STEROIDS? MY ANSWER: YEAH, I DO....I GOT THEM FROM YOUR MOTHER..BUT SHE MADE ME SHAVE HER BACK.

QUESTION: HEY, WHY DO YOU SPEND ALL THAT TIME LIFTING WEIGHTS? MY ANSWER: SO I CAN RAPE GUYS LIKE YOU IN PRISON. [THAT PARTICULAR RESPONSE WILL END ALL BULLSHIT FROM A LIPPY HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT]

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT I AM A HAPPY GO LUCKY GUY SO THESE STICKLY RESPONSES JUST STOP THEM IN THEIR TRACKS.

QUESTION: DON'T THOSE STEROIDS MAKE YOUR PACKAGE SMALL? MY ANSWER: WELL, THEY ALSO CAUSE BALDNESS AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'D BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW.

MY UNCLE: YOU KNOW ALL THOSE STEEROIDS ARE GONNA KILL YOU. MY ANSWER: YEAH, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE SOME MALE HORMONES IN MY BODY....CAN YOU EVEN GET AN ERECTION? OF COURSE...BUT, THEN WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

AS YOU CAN SEE....I GET REALLY TIRED OF PEOPLE. I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND COMMENT ON THEM UNLESS THEY HAPPEN TO ASK MY OPINION. IT AMAZES ME THAT OTHERS HAVE NO PROBLEM DOING JUST THAT!

 

[PassionateBB]

My favorite has always been when another woman comes up to me and says they want to work out and build muscle but....but..."I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOU." My standard response is, "Don't worry. You never will." Bitch.

 

[thebrick]

Those are awesome answers Jethro. I may use a couple of those myself. I am the same way. I mind my own business but if someone wants to throw some shit my way, be prepared to get some back. Its even worse when 99% of the time, they don't know what the f**k they are talking about...

 

[Fullybuilt]

My dad called me "cherub cheeks" once. Pretty embarassing LOL

 

[Fullybuilt]

QUESTION: HEY, WHY DO YOU SPEND ALL THAT TIME LIFTING WEIGHTS? MY ANSWER: SO I CAN RAPE GUYS LIKE YOU IN PRISON. [THAT PARTICULAR RESPONSE WILL END ALL BULLSHIT FROM A LIPPY HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT]

Thats amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL i just may have to steal that one.

 

[JETHRO TULL]

HHAHAHAHA....YEAH, NO ONE ENJOYS THAT RESPONSE!

IT'S MY FAVORITE AS WELL!

I WAS AT A HOTEL WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND WE WENT SWIMMING....KEEP IN MY MIND I DETEST ASSHOLES WHO STRUT AROUND IN PUBLIC PLACES ACTING HUGE.....IT MAKES ME ASHAMED OF LIFTERS....SO I AM PRETTY LOW KEY.

WE GET ON THE ELEVATOR AND ANOTHER COUPLE COMES ON....AS WE ARE LEAVING I HEAR THE GUYS WIFE GIVING HIM SHIT ABOUT WHY HE DOESN'T COMPARE WELL WITH ME....HIS RESPONSE..."STEROIDS"....HE SAID IT LOUD ENOUGH SO I COULD HEAR IT TOO.

PEOPLE LIKE THAT NEED A LITTLE SHIT THROWN BACK AT THEM.

 

[Homer]

Lex, i thought your response was great. It usually is the fat asses that are the first to make stupid comments like that also.

 

[JasonWojo]

Hell yea it gets old but you can't let it get to you. If it makes you feel better just walk away, or if it makes you feel better say something back.

One I got the other day: "Hey man - lay off the juice!"
My reply: "Ok, and you lay off the Krispy Kremes!"

 

[Fullybuilt]

I think that guy already got it bad enough when his wife(of all people) wondered why he didnt compare LOL thats def a low blow. The funny thing is, he probably was a pro-hormone junkie who got all the side effects of juice, without the gains.

IT'S MY FAVORITE AS WELL!

I WAS AT A HOTEL WITH MY GIRLFRIEND AND WE WENT SWIMMING....KEEP IN MY MIND I DETEST ASSHOLES WHO STRUT AROUND IN PUBLIC PLACES ACTING HUGE.....IT MAKES ME ASHAMED OF LIFTERS....SO I AM PRETTY LOW KEY.

WE GET ON THE ELEVATOR AND ANOTHER COUPLE COMES ON....AS WE ARE LEAVING I HEAR THE GUYS WIFE GIVING HIM SHIT ABOUT WHY HE DOESN'T COMPARE WELL WITH ME....HIS RESPONSE..."STEROIDS"....HE SAID IT LOUD ENOUGH SO I COULD HEAR IT TOO.

PEOPLE LIKE THAT NEED A LITTLE SHIT THROWN BACK AT THEM.

 

[adrenaline]

haha.. some of those were pretty funny.

 

[Crowler]

I KNEW there had to be something good about being really small. Now I know what it is, I NEVER have people say anything like this to me.


CROWLER

 

[Coopie]

Jethro -

I am definitely stealing most, if not all, of those!

Awesome bro!

 

[thebrick]

WE GET ON THE ELEVATOR AND ANOTHER COUPLE COMES ON....AS WE ARE LEAVING I HEAR THE GUYS WIFE GIVING HIM SHIT ABOUT WHY HE DOESN'T COMPARE WELL WITH ME....HIS RESPONSE..."STEROIDS"....HE SAID IT LOUD ENOUGH SO I COULD HEAR IT TOO.

I can guarantee he was jealous!

 

[phreak]

YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING LATELY.....[AND AS BODYBUILDERS WE USUALLY HAVE A QUICK EYE FOR SPOTTING A WEAKNESS IN OTHERS] I PICK OUT SOMETHING PERSONAL ABOUT THEM AND COMMENT ON IT.

THIS IS EFFORTLESS FOR ME BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS REPRESSING THE AGGRESSIVE-ASSHOLE SIDE OF MY PERSONALITY. SO WHEN SOME DICKHEAD COMES UP WITH STEROID REMARK I MATCH EM'.....AMAZING HOW LITTLE THEY LIKE IT.....

THE OTHER DAY I GOT ONE FROM A KID IN CLASS....HEY, MR. TULL, DO YOU USE STEROIDS? MY ANSWER: YEAH, I DO....I GOT THEM FROM YOUR MOTHER..BUT SHE MADE ME SHAVE HER BACK.

QUESTION: HEY, WHY DO YOU SPEND ALL THAT TIME LIFTING WEIGHTS? MY ANSWER: SO I CAN RAPE GUYS LIKE YOU IN PRISON. [THAT PARTICULAR RESPONSE WILL END ALL BULLSHIT FROM A LIPPY HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT]

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT I AM A HAPPY GO LUCKY GUY SO THESE STICKLY RESPONSES JUST STOP THEM IN THEIR TRACKS.

QUESTION: DON'T THOSE STEROIDS MAKE YOUR PACKAGE SMALL? MY ANSWER: WELL, THEY ALSO CAUSE BALDNESS AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'D BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW.

MY UNCLE: YOU KNOW ALL THOSE STEEROIDS ARE GONNA KILL YOU. MY ANSWER: YEAH, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE SOME MALE HORMONES IN MY BODY....CAN YOU EVEN GET AN ERECTION? OF COURSE...BUT, THEN WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

AS YOU CAN SEE....I GET REALLY TIRED OF PEOPLE. I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND COMMENT ON THEM UNLESS THEY HAPPEN TO ASK MY OPINION. IT AMAZES ME THAT OTHERS HAVE NO PROBLEM DOING JUST THAT!

oh man, some of these are genius!

cheers jethro, i gotta remember some of these

 

[jerrywear]

JT omg that was really good,you made my day,and thats for a fact.
i know how it is,but if somebody ask the question like that it makes me smile and i just walk away,and the people gets really angry with me.so they talk more,but never in my face.
but who definetly a master of getting back at people.

 

[BigMatt]

The thing is. When your a real freak people will not want to ask questions or talk directly to your face or looking at you.Which im not LOL

But one thing that i did like to hear was when i went to a club when i quit the club and goin to my car there was a black dude with his G/F and i heard him say " Shit this guys use steroids" i was like im natural so i take it has a compliment...

 

[LEX]

My favorite has always been when another woman comes up to me and says they want to work out and build muscle but....but..."I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE YOU." My standard response is, "Don't worry. You never will." Bitch.

I swear to god my wife has heard that about a billion times too , its like it s a programed response from women.

 

[OuchThatHurts]

The very fact that I'm typing this speaks volumes. In answer to the original question.

But why not throw another log on the fire? Don't you also hate it when someone comes up to you and they act real nice "Man you look great, you must work out a lot.", "What kind of training do you use?" - etc etc but you know there just leading up to 'the big question'... "Have you ever, ya know. Tried... um... ya know..."

I just lower my head, crunch up my forehead and start rubbing my temples, and say through gritting teeth... "calm down... count to ten... calm down..."

 

[totalrecall54]

hilarious !!! some people huh

YOU KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING LATELY.....[AND AS BODYBUILDERS WE USUALLY HAVE A QUICK EYE FOR SPOTTING A WEAKNESS IN OTHERS] I PICK OUT SOMETHING PERSONAL ABOUT THEM AND COMMENT ON IT.
HAHAHAHAH ! !



THIS IS EFFORTLESS FOR ME BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS REPRESSING THE AGGRESSIVE-ASSHOLE SIDE OF MY PERSONALITY. SO WHEN SOME DICKHEAD COMES UP WITH STEROID REMARK I MATCH EM'.....AMAZING HOW LITTLE THEY LIKE IT.....

THE OTHER DAY I GOT ONE FROM A KID IN CLASS....HEY, MR. TULL, DO YOU USE STEROIDS? MY ANSWER: YEAH, I DO....I GOT THEM FROM YOUR MOTHER..BUT SHE MADE ME SHAVE HER BACK.

QUESTION: HEY, WHY DO YOU SPEND ALL THAT TIME LIFTING WEIGHTS? MY ANSWER: SO I CAN RAPE GUYS LIKE YOU IN PRISON. [THAT PARTICULAR RESPONSE WILL END ALL BULLSHIT FROM A LIPPY HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT]

YOU MUST UNDERSTAND THAT I AM A HAPPY GO LUCKY GUY SO THESE STICKLY RESPONSES JUST STOP THEM IN THEIR TRACKS.

QUESTION: DON'T THOSE STEROIDS MAKE YOUR PACKAGE SMALL? MY ANSWER: WELL, THEY ALSO CAUSE BALDNESS AND IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'D BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW.

MY UNCLE: YOU KNOW ALL THOSE STEEROIDS ARE GONNA KILL YOU. MY ANSWER: YEAH, BUT AT LEAST I HAVE SOME MALE HORMONES IN MY BODY....CAN YOU EVEN GET AN ERECTION? OF COURSE...BUT, THEN WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH IT?

AS YOU CAN SEE....I GET REALLY TIRED OF PEOPLE. I DON'T FEEL THE NEED TO WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND COMMENT ON THEM UNLESS THEY HAPPEN TO ASK MY OPINION. IT AMAZES ME THAT OTHERS HAVE NO PROBLEM DOING JUST THAT!

HAHAHA
those are great bro!! people are just jealous and miserable with themselves.. that it makes them feel better to make fools out of them self... when they ask those sort of things....

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