Emergency...NO protein in my house tonight

[BALDNAZI]

I just realized I forgot to go shopping and I have zero protein powder in my house tonight and I need some ideas.3 cans of tuna?,a dozen eggs? a quart on ice cream?,what the hell should i make for my pre bedtime meal.I need alot of protein dammit!!!!!!

 

[xcelbeyond]

What's tuna and eggs - carbs?!?!

I hear that p*ssy's real high in protein

xcel

 

[crackerjack414]

lol go to the store a pound and a half of roast beef mmmmmmmmmmmm

 

[Steak Helmet]

WOW XCEL, you pre contest diet is getting to you

 

[Ivan]

Perhaps you need to go to your reserves.....some homeade baby batter....




JUST KIDDING MAN, could not help it after reading this thread!

 

[MikeS]

OK, BN-we want to know: did you make it through the night. I hate the feeling wen I know my protein is about to run out before my shipment arrives in the mail. That is happening today if mine doesnt come in the mail!

 

[BALDNAZI]

I survived

I ate 3 cans of tuna,I had a quart of milk,and 2 bowls of cereal.I know, way too many carbs before bed,but I had to eat something.As far as Ivan's suggestion, too many girls have tried to snowball me in my life,and they all got refused,so no baby batter for me,hehe......

 

[Dave_19]

i just posted about running out of my 10lb bag... yesterday was my day with no protien.. i didnt freak just said fuck it and ate a bit more meats.. got a new tub today tho

 

[GetnDiesel]

Prey on the Weak

Go to your local gym and grab one of those little weasels on their cell phones that MikeS is always bitching about. Hack off one leg and use your Foreman Grill to burn the fat off one pound. Serve with brown rice and butter buds.

 

[BALDNAZI]

Getndiesel

As always you know how to make me laugh.Plenty cell phone dweebs in my gym...........

 

[GetnDiesel]

Psycho ?

Well OK, I was gonna deny it. But too many bros here already know me

 

[JETHRO TULL]

GLAD YOU FOUND FOOD, BNAZI!

HAHAHA........DIDN'T WANT YOU TO STARVE. BABY BATTER.......MAN, A GUY WOULD HAVE TO BE REALLY REALLY IN DIRE STRAITS. I LIKE THE IDEA OF HACKING OFF A LIMB AND GRILLING IT UP THOUGH. THAT WAS FUNNY.