For married guys on high protein diet and egg whites

[Dado5]

Better marriage blanket

My wife saw this on TV and wants me to get it.


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[Yohimbe33]

LOL- "A great wedding or anniversary gift"

Takes all the fun out of it

 

[tkav1980]

hahahahahahahahaahah!

 

[Dado5]

Whats funny is that they advertise this on TV.

 

[Michaelthomasj]

That is some funny shit!

 

[mindstar]

i showed this to my wife and I think she honestly contemplated getting one...

I have actually been banned from eating egg whites.

 

[Massive123]

thats funny as hell

 

[Dado5]

Ok guys, not tell me how many of you ordered this and won’t admit it?

 

[K1]

That's funny shit

Makes the perfect gift

 

[hemipower]

This is the ULTIMATE gag gift...that people would actually USE!

 

[prime]

They should just make a pair of briefs with a charcoal filter.

 

[thebrick]

That's hilarious! But, I have a question. If it absorbs these noxious gases and keeps absorbing, keeps absorbing, and keeps absorbing… at some point, the blanket will explode? As in overloaded? Possibly in the middle of the night?

 

[SmallTownIron]

Assuming it absorbs in the smell, wonder how often it should be washed. Funny advertisement.

 

[wasp]

no way man, that should be outlawed, i love droppin bombs on the housecleaner

 

[swollen1]

my wife brought the blanket up a few weeks ago. never had problems until i started drinking LBAs!