hey listen to this...

[anabolic_hippie]

i went to the doctor to see why my ass was bleeding, i said that it may have something to do with my deit i eat 400-500 grams of protien a day and eat about 8000 calories a day. the doctor was like holy shit why would you do that you would never need that much protien. so he checks to see what the problem was, which may i add was the most discomforting thing i have ever felt and he was like "yep you got hemroids, but my main concern is your deit, it is causing the hemroids".

so everyone out there if your ass hole is bleeding you prob have hemroids hahahah

what do you guys think i should do about it subtract some calories just keep going and get some hemroid cream, and i am not on the juice, yet.

 

[Crowler]

I have never heard high protein causing Hemorrhoids:


One of the main causes is straining when you're trying to have a bowel movement. This may happen if you're constipated or if you have diarrhea. It may also happen if you sit on the toilet too long.


BTW I see about 25% of your diet is protein. How does the other 75% break down?

 

[Queefer]

I try to consume a large amount of calories also. But 8000 seems like too many, plus it would be a pain in the ass.