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Hey Vander.........

Iabadman

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Hey Vander.........

I saw that you really liked my boy Steak's little story ......[ so did I .....good for him ] ......Anyway , If you want those kind of stories ....I got quite a few of them my hansome brother......remember I own / run strip clubs for a living.......and I also played pro football 2 years , so I have some serious crazy things have happened to me over the years.......I have worked in night clubs since I was 17.......I also book a name pro star at my club [ own a small part of and am the GM] everyother week......So , I have been around some unreal shit in my life........So let me know what kind of stories that you want to hear ,and I will see if I have something that you might want to hear.......I am talking to a girl right now , so I will ask her if it is cool that I share these things with you guys. I am about respect with women , if she is cool with me sharing, then Vander and fellas.....you should have some true to life good reading.. if you want to hear it .....I laugh sometimes at the way my life turned out........crazy......just phuking crazy.
 
How's you're arm doin bro?

xcel
 
Thanks for asking Xcell......

But it not doing too well.........I just got home from work and I am winding down. I had to deal with this punk that made the mistake of showing up in my club after spending months talking trash about me......[ I never met the guy..... ] So , I have him taken out back where I confront him and then proceeded pumle his ass one on one.....until he was unconsious and my arm hurt too bad......I hate shit talkers.....I am paying the price for it now......pain big time. I should probally grow up abit......but I hate trash talkers........worst part , an employe of mine and good friend got into a fight tonight as well , but didn't fair so well. He is very good up and coming bodybuilder and a tough guy. A very solid 5'11 255 ......he was pumped up after my fight and got into with it with a 6'8 230 pounder and got his ass handed to him badly. I feel very bad for him .Worse than the severe damage he took, I worry more about his ego. He carries a lot of respect with my guys and has big rep in town .This will be tough to get over. I really don't know how I would deal with that situation. I fight alot , always have.......I have gotten lucky so far and have yet to taste to defeat.......I am sure my day will come.....And to be honest I am not really looking foreward to it.
 
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Re: Thanks for asking Xcell......

Iabadman said:
I have gotten lucky so far and have yet to taste to defeat.......I am sure my day will come.....And to be honest I am not really looking foreward to it.
That's why you need to QUIT - while you're ahead! :D

xcel
 
Iabadman, Sorry to hear bout your arm and glad you taught the punk a lesson, you know I grew up in Detroit and I had a very good freind of mine a golden gloves boxer, you might have heard of him, Hearns, and he told me once, "No matter how bad or tough you think you are, there is always someone tougher", so I tried to live my life like that, but I let no one take advantage of my ass, no way...
 
I hear you my wise friend.....

Sometimes , I think fighting is in my blood.......I would have done it on a high level [ trained with some greats in boxing ,grappling ect.., but , once I got busted they wouldn.t let me[ was 9-0 until that point] until I cleared probation [ that was 3 years after jail and house arrest ,by then it was time to make money and take care of my family .].........I love competing physically.....that is why I loved football.......too bad we got to get old huh Excell. ?......I am 34 and just washed up and I missing competion that is all. I never start anything.......but I will always call out someone that I feel deserves it. Maybe it is time to hang up my spurs......seeing my friend get beat up really was an eye opener..........I deal with too many so called tough guys for my number not to come up sooner or later......I know that I am living on borrowed time in that dept. I will try to change.......before my ass gets handed to me.......I appreciate the advice......sincerly ....you know that Excell !
 
In -human.....what is up my friend?

Thanks for the words.....no doubt .....always someone bigger and badder.......You knew the Hitman? I was a fan of his as a kid.....man , that Hagler fight rocked......[ I liked Hagler better....but they were both big time warriors in that one] I have gotten beat up in the gym many times and by my father as well , but just never lost in the many street situations [ ring] that I have been in.............If I don't stop ,I know it will happen......I might as well retire while I am still a legend in my own mind. lol ....otherwise I am fucked.....I don't like losing........as alittle kid I lifted weights and was very mature for my age.....I won my first 106 wrestling matches.......When I finally lost ,I didn't speak a word until a won my next tournement . That was 2 weeks later.......lol.....I am a competitive fucker.....always have been ....need to realize that I have had my run.......Time to grow up......but old habits are hard to break!
 
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Iabadman, Very true buddy, well growing up in 80% black area and being a fat white kid or fat cracker I was called, you must learn how to fight or get your ass kicked just for the way you looked.

Its funny being out in Cal now, people want to stick out from everyone else, you know, have things you don't need to impress people you don't know, well when I grew up you stayed low on the cuff and never stuck out, just to be safe...
 
I too have been in a few HUNDRED ;) fights. I too have not tasted defeat...I am sure that day will come, but I am not looking forward to it. I just stay positive and tell myself I cannot lose I will not lose.

I too have a pretty good rep with the people I know and some others around town.
 
Steak Helmet said:
I too have been in a few HUNDRED ;) fights. I too have not tasted defeat...I am sure that day will come, but I am not looking forward to it.

i had a few hundred fights with this viscious trouser snake... i usually beat his ass until he throws up.... one day he got the better of me and threw up on me.... i havent fought him since... that was three years ago



ok ok ok... i didnt fight him for a week :rolleyes:


;) ;) ;) ;) :p :p :p
 
hahahaha

thats fucking hilarious Pickels lmao.


ive had my share of fights to and have gotten my ass kicked ahahaha , heres how it goes for me one fight i break his nose the other he breaks mine so every fight i win i get paid back ahhaha usually im drunk off my ass and his woman is giving me just a little bit to much attention and the dude says whats up bro and i say , CRACK up side his head , but beleive me its a coin toss with my ass and fighting ahahahaha


but ive grown outta that and would never fight unless for self deffense.
 
Vander and friends .........

You guys crack me up.......I will ask my lady friend if it is cool to post some past events ......if I get a go.......then prepared for some wild ass shit ........if not then Vander, you take the lead on this thing ,and I will see if you can hang my pretty friend......I am sure your crazy ass can hang pretty good , but we will see.......we will see
 
Yeah Vander ......

do take the riens on this one ,until I talk to my lady friend.......It should be fun trading filth........I have some good stories......Ever been with 3 hot 18 year olds at once ? [ with no drugs or alcohol involved , I do niether......there is no game to fucking drunk or drugged out chicks........lol .....that is like shooting fish in a barrel ] I can get life long friends or co workers to get on here verify anything I claim .......And Doggcrap can vouch I am no internet bullshit artist......Give a god story to match or beat with some good details......Vander you rock bro
 
I HAVE A TON

of stories training chicks,treating them like total hoes then 1)i spit on them or 2) asked them why there were such whores 3)leave them stranded, (I WAS AN ASSHOLE) keep in mind this was 16-19,i am nothing like the man i USE TO BE,no 3somes though yes im very unlucky,but plenty of training stories
 
there is no game to fucking drunk or drugged out chicks.

Or strippers.(which are both of the above) Vander, your game is in the clubs and out on the town, right? Iabadman, you own/work in a strip club??? Correct me if I am wrong but anybody can get laid in a strip club and those girls have been having sex since about 9. I have seen the ugliest, fattest, fucks get every thing imaginable done to them just because they work in or mamage a strip club than go out to a the gym or a real club and not even get a "hi".....Not a flame towards you bro I just don't think that strip clubs count. Even I can get laid in a strip club LOL Again, this is not a shot at you. Just trying to figure out the facts here. Its the caliber of the girl that counts. Either way this should make for some 'entertaining' reading.:cool:
 
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DamageInc said:


Its the caliber of the girl that counts.

then count me out cause i wasnt tapping no monica brant,
btw about the whole strip club comment true bro very true anybody can get laid in a titty bar but remember you have
diffrent kinds of strippers not all fuck the fatt ass owner,ive been in the business going on 5 yrs & ive seen hundreds of women quit cause the owner has harassed them,& I dont go around trying to bang all the girls IABADMAN can attest to this when i say you wont last in the business as a bouncer if you try to fuck all those women (now talk about drama)
 
I hear you on that one bro. Been in that scene for a few years and got the fuck out. The most depressing time of my life. Made me lose a lot of respect for women. I am not trying to put IA in the category of these fucks I have seen but if he is built like an ox AND owns the club than it must be thrown at him every day and then some LOL I still hold to the fact that "strippers" deffinately don't count if this is a war story competition. This should be interesting to read though. :D
 
You guys crack me up......

Damage .....I was just wanting to trade stories for entertainment purposes only .......I never said that I was all that ,or that most of my stories were from the club .....I just pointed out that I have seen and done some crazy shit of the years because of where I worked......Sorry , you hate my business .......I totally understand why......I hate it most of the time as well........ I am using the business......I want to retire by 40 ......I won't be filthy rich what so ever ......but I will be Ok to travel and live a decent life.....There is alot of negative bullshit in my business........but I will make the sacrifice to get what I want in the long run.
As far as the ass that I have rolled.........don't make assumptions until you know my facts.......I have rolled far more ass than most will ever dream of ........good quality as well......figure / fitness chicks, cheerleaders, models , athletes , real dancers.....ect......I do well with women because I have always stood out .......decent looking and very athletic......I also I respect women and don't play games with them......I let them know what I want and I am just straight foreward......and I always treat them well reguardless of what my intent is.......You can take it or leave it .....I would never date a stripper period........I have fucked quite few ,but I don't consider that any big deal......just some fun.......They are more a pain in the ass than anything else.......I am sorry if I hit a nerve with you guys , I was just trying to have some fun with Vander.......he likes to talk alot . I thought we might have fun trading stories....good entainment for you guys......I am done here .....I am not some cheese dick ,and I don't like that you portrayed me that way... I am a respectible person that has had an interesting job and past......Damage , you said you ment no offense , but you did offend......if you want to PM me and we can take it from there......And Vander.....I should be out your way in less than 4 weeks if my deal there goes through .....if not, I will for sure be there at then end of sept for a wedding .......either way you will see that there are other people on earth that roll alot of hot ass[ although I am sick of the meaningless sex at this point] besides you. I can hang bro.......and so can many others .....so don't act you are the only one.......there lots of guys that do well with the ladies and who really cares anyway ? Does that make us big men? .......I just was trying to have fun......nothing more......I am done with this topic ........it failed misserably.....sorry fellas, I am not a boaster what so ever , just wanting to share.....If I have come off like that........ I appoligize period......not my style......I will leave that to Vander......lol.......just kidding bro! I really like your posts.......
 
DANM way to go Dammage

LOL had to go and ruin everything didnt ya Dammage lol, no but i never said you couldnt pull hot ass i just agreed that i wouldnt date a stripper thats all, i dont act like thAT now that was many immature years ago but it sure was fun and the stories just went on and on i sware i had a really rare childhood and growing up it was funny as hell , well compared to my alsmost married ass hahaha .
 
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Vander, no doubt bro ,cover your ass..... lol....take care bro ,maybe we will meet soon .......can share some stories over dinner , sound like you have had some fun as well........Have a good night V......................................I am off to work
 

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