hiding ur gear.....

[Tough Old Man]

Tired of keeping gear in car so wife can't find it.......what tricks does anyone have/use to hide it?..It cold in here in NY rt now and am not too sure if its the best idea to keep gear in the car(I can't imagine it being good for it).....currently off however, but need to figure out something soon, don't have any other places to keep anything......only thing I have come up w/ is hiding it in a wall, but any access door/panel has to be hidden.....also, what does 1 do in order to hide hcg?.....I don't have a garage,basement or attic.....(currently rent).....thanks

Your a pussy if you have to hide shit from your wife. Grow a set sweetheart...First thing this coming Saturday have a coupe shots of tequila and perform the following. Take your dress off and hand it to your wife. Then have her drop her pants and hand them to you. In other words exchange clothes with your wife so you wear the pants in the family.

 

[Johnny Smiles]

for real?

i literally cant think of a worse place to keep it then the car!?!?!!??

i do not believe in lying to my wife. you guys that do are near sighted. i dont lie to my wife. along the way i was always honest. said i wanted a 3 some rather than cheating on her. and guess what....? i got a 3 some and then some

honesty with wifey ROCKS:headbang:
-JS

 

[AshopRep]

Your a pussy if you have to hide shit from your wife. Grow a set sweetheart...First thing this coming Saturday have a coupe shots of tequila and perform the following. Take your dress off and hand it to your wife. Then have her drop her pants and hand them to you. In other words exchange clothes with your wife so you wear the pants in the family.

i literally cant think of a worse place to keep it then the car!?!?!!??

i do not believe in lying to my wife. you guys that do are near sighted. i dont lie to my wife. along the way i was always honest. said i wanted a 3 some rather than cheating on her. and guess what....? i got a 3 some and then some

honesty with wifey ROCKS:headbang:
-JS

Car is a bad idea. Hey guys, what happens when the wife eventually wants a divorce and hangs you out to dry.

 

[Johnny Smiles]

Car is a bad idea. Hey guys, what happens when the wife eventually wants a divorce and hangs you out to dry.

then you start keeping it at your best friends house.
or threaten to rat her out on shit too.

i wont ever get divorced. (until my kids are out of the house lol)
-JS

 

[Tough Old Man]

Car is a bad idea. Hey guys, what happens when the wife eventually wants a divorce and hangs you out to dry.

Then give her a fucking divorce and find someone who really loves you.

If she doesn't want you doing gear cause you guys can't afford it, that's one thing and then you shouldn't be buying it. But if you can afford it and she decides to leave cause you want to use anabolics, then as far as I'm concerned it wasn't met to be and get the fuck out.

If a Dr. puts you on HRT, would the same bitch still leave your ass for using Anabolics. Fuck these girls. There is no reason for a wife to threaten you with a divorce short of cheating on her, beating her and shit like that.

Lying gets you nowhere. Take it from an old man that has 51 yrs of marriage in his bank...........

NOTE: What would you think of your dad if he wanted to do something and your mom says you do that and i will leave you...

 

[RottenDog]

There have to be thousands of places in a house to hide stuff like this. I do not hide it, I have all my syringes and swabs in the bathroom right next to the tub (I bought 200 by mistake...lol) and I keep my gear in a rubbermaid container in my sock drawer... just to keep it out of light and away from dust. Best policy is to just tell her brother, she is your wife, my wife encourages it...lol... but...

Look around the house, you would be surprised all the places you have. I used to tape my glaucoma medicine right above my closet door just inside my closet when i was younger. People would open the door, but they never turn and look just above their head over the door frame for some reason.

If you have a pair of shoes you only wear once per year in the back of your closet, use that.

Buy something your wife wont touch... like a penis pump... and leave it in the closet for a month, but let her know it is there. She will likely avoid it like the plague. Put your gear in the tube, the tube in the box, and keep it right in plain sight in the closet.

Does your wife actually go through your drawers?

Buy a small wooden urn. They open from the bottom. Tell her it is your pet from when you were a kid, get a small bag of ashes from a grill or something, put the gear in the urn, cover it with the bag of ashes, and leave it on your dresser. Even if she opens it, the last thing she will do is touch the bag of ashes... death usually give women the creeps.

Just look around. Start seeing what is never moved or looked in. You would be surprised how easy it is to hide things in plain sight!

 

[MightyJohn]

Your a pussy if you have to hide shit from your wife. Grow a set sweetheart...First thing this coming Saturday have a coupe shots of tequila and perform the following. Take your dress off and hand it to your wife. Then have her drop her pants and hand them to you. In other words exchange clothes with your wife so you wear the pants in the family.

Put in a harsher way then I originally said but yes I agree LOL...as for those cans they fooled My superiors when in the Corps, dunno how far people allow their wives to go through their stuff these days...different strokes, for different folks

 

[pimpman]

put stash in large glass jar with lid and bury it in the ground.

wont humidity from wet ground and rain ruin it.i know its in a jar but humidity is a bitch

 

[maldorf]

Another thing that comes to mind when looking at hiding steroid use from your wife is the fact that in the US youre breaking the law and you could end up getting arrested. Getting arrested is going to affect your wife's life, especially if youre the bread winner. Most places wont hire a felon. Not only is there the legal risk there are also health risks too, health risks that could take you out and leave your wife a widow. Things can go wrong in both reguards and your wife should know the risks.

 

[Hulkbulk8]

I was in you same situation once, i paid for a safety deposit box at the bank. Every time i need to do an injection i went into the vault and did one. Once i went into the vault nobody else was allowed in until i was done.

That got old after a while so i just told my wife and she of course was pissed and not ok with it. She only accepted it once i was put on hrt.

Just tell her bro.

 

[tmuscle]

Well, you can't keep up with the lieing forever. When you married her you agreed on "til death to us part" didn't ya?

If she finds out on her own you'll be far worse off than if you just manned up and told her.

Marriages should be built on trust and complete honesty. Only time I would hide gear from a woman is if it were just a girl I was seeing who I wasn't serious about.

 

[tonyperkis]

I was in you same situation once, i paid for a safety deposit box at the bank. Every time i need to do an injection i went into the vault and did one. Once i went into the vault nobody else was allowed in until i was done.

You, Sir, have great dedication

 

[Gtlifter]

I just tell my GF im on TRT and keep it in my safe so she doesnt know what im all using. imo your best solution in the long run.

 

[Scout Sniper]

I remember doing my first AAS which was Test Cyp. My wife did not agree but knew I would do it anyway. She eventually even helped inject others later on. I got off everything eventually many years ago. Last year, she walked into the bedroom and asked if I was back on gear? I busted out laughing since I was completely out of shape compared to my AAS days. She then pulled out a bottle of test cyp that was barely used! She said that she found it tucked away in a cabinet! I about &%$# myself since I had not touched any AAS in 15 years! We had only been in my current home a bit over a year so who ever lived there prior obviously was on. If it had been sealed still, I may have been tempted, lol. I think that situation got me back interested in AAS again honestly. I am back on and in great shape again. Our lives our much different now than they were back in the mid 90s. I chose not to tell her this time and hide mine. I found that the garage works great for my stash since I am always working on "my toys" out there. You all have to remember that everyone is not knowledgeable about AAS. You can tell someone (or wife) that you are taking whatever supplement and they will believe it since some think that AAS will have you in a rage, having heart attacks, etc.... while you are just a monster. Look at how many people been lifting for years on the other sites like BB.com that still believe they can look like Ronnie Coleman if they eat right and train hard! I also know car guys that hide new race parts from their wives! Somethings are just not worth mentioning to the wife or anyone else.

 

[thatbloke]

Put it with your porn stash, inside the video cases, if she dont like gear, im sure shes not watching your pornos wen your at work

edit: oops forgot we dont use VHS anymore, might be time for me to update my porn stash, or return it to my old man sinc ei stole it off him wen i was 15

 

[Alias]

Sometimes hiding shit from your wife is a must, Especially if your wife was a police officer. My Brothers wife is a cop and he can't let her know what he's up to. She part of some anti drug task force that mainly deals with Meth, but if she found out he was keeping drugs in her house, or using it she would blow her fucking top off.

I can attest to the fact that he is completely honest with her about everything except the AAS use. He is a wonderful husband, great father and teaches youth group at the local church.

He used to hide it at his home. He had a home gym and would keep it in hollow legs behind the removable rubber pieces. He got to paranoid about it and now I keep them safe for him.

 

[oldDIRTYbastard]

Then give her a fucking divorce and find someone who really loves you.

If she doesn't want you doing gear cause you guys can't afford it, that's one thing and then you shouldn't be buying it. But if you can afford it and she decides to leave cause you want to use anabolics, then as far as I'm concerned it wasn't met to be and get the fuck out.

If a Dr. puts you on HRT, would the same bitch still leave your ass for using Anabolics. Fuck these girls. There is no reason for a wife to threaten you with a divorce short of cheating on her, beating her and shit like that.

Lying gets you nowhere. Take it from an old man that has 51 yrs of marriage in his bank...........

NOTE: What would you think of your dad if he wanted to do something and your mom says you do that and i will leave you...

Let me be the first to say I enjoy reading your post. But you're delusional if you don't think there's a real threat of a woman bending you over the judges chambers and going in dry.

Nothing is as black n white as what you're saying. You can be a tough guy and wear the proverbial pants all you want, but johnny law and the justice system will make you look like a school girl. I know- difficult to imagine; even for a tough old man.

Your 51 years is the exception, not the norm.

 

[BoostedSil80]

Just keep it in your pantry. Tear the label off and tell her it's annointing oil. No don't do that you will go to Hell.

I don't see why you couldn't purchase a vacuum seal bag, put your gear in it with a couple pins, suck the air out, and put it inside your toilet (Under the lid) Turn the toilet off, flush the water out, dry the inside of the lid and place a strip of velcro tape on the edge. I would put tome gorilla glue on it too just to be safe. The other piece of tape goes on the bag, so when you are done you put all your shit back in the bag, and secure it to the tape inside the toilet. This way you can act like you are taking a shit but really you are doing an injection.

I keep mine in a treasure chest on the other end of the rainbow. They'll never get me lucky charms

 

[Juicemart]

Over HALF of marriages end in divorce in the U.S.A. Why is this exaggerated ROMANTICIZING of relationships continually regurgitated?!?
Gear is ILLEGAL (In this case), and if it's not doc prescribed, then choosing to keep it a secret does not equate to a BREAKDOWN and the DESTRUCTION of his marriage!

LE can't search without your permission or reasonable cause....

LE can make up reasonable cause. (IE - i smelled somthing suspicious in the car, he was acting funny , etc). Sick how they can get away with it but they can. Some cops when you say no to a search will obey your right. Some wont. Those that wont and just want to search the car anyway will make up some BS excuse to do it.

 

[Juicemart]

Sometimes hiding shit from your wife is a must, Especially if your wife was a police officer. My Brothers wife is a cop and he can't let her know what he's up to. She part of some anti drug task force that mainly deals with Meth, but if she found out he was keeping drugs in her house, or using it she would blow her fucking top off.

I can attest to the fact that he is completely honest with her about everything except the AAS use. He is a wonderful husband, great father and teaches youth group at the local church.

He used to hide it at his home. He had a home gym and would keep it in hollow legs behind the removable rubber pieces. He got to paranoid about it and now I keep them safe for him.

DEA cop has a husband that uses. Haha! I'd love to see the look on her face if she found out. Not that I want him to get in trouble but just to see the reaction!