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Well just what I needed tonight, another misdemeanor....Listen to this horseshit....
So me and my girl are playing vids, (we get a little loud at times but NOTHING compared to my neighbors who play their music at all hours and loudly.) and we are getting a little vocal and loud (we play halo against each other and get into it --- she is a HELLUVA halo player, prolly beat most of you guys -- 'cept steak, even then it is a good match) and then we finish up.
I start to do dishes and the dishwasher came off the tracks so I was trying to fix the fucking thing while it was fully loaded, and it was clanging around and making some good noise. Well fixed it, and got it running....
Then my Nikki tells me she is gonna take a shower --- I tell her ok I will join her in a second.... We go in the bathroom and she is already in the shower. I get undressed, just get in when I hear this banging, REAL LOUD banging....I figured it was the upstairs neighbors fuckin around so I ignore it. Then Nikki hears it, and then I hear someone banging on my sliding glass door and front door at the same time, ringing my doorbell faster than I can punch my clown, so I get dressed and go to the door. I could not see in my eye peeper and I assumed it might be cops.... So I quickly hid any gear I had around, and opened the door....
RIGHT IN MY FACE were two cops with guns pointed at my chest w/laser sight on my chest. They never said police, they were all dressed in black and they said my name, NOT police, just Ivan. Well I don't like shit like that so I slammed the door on them, and the pig tried to get his leg in the door, and I slammed that too lol... I locked it, and then the yelling match began.... I asked them what the hell they wanted, and they just kept saying "open the door now!!!" I said this is bullshit and go get a fucking warrant, cuz I am not letting you in....They said they would, but oh well, they did not mean it because they started to kick my door down....
I started swearing profusely at them through the door, as I held it from breaking....
I left the door and went back to my girl to tell her the pigs were freaking the fuck out and to stay calm and follow my lead... Well the pigs are such pathetic pussies it took them prolly 10 tries to finally kick in my door (which would have took any one of us meatheads one try)
and then they started yelling like nuts and wanting to see my hands etc.... I was holding my girl as they came into our room with laser sights pointed at my chest and screaming for me to come out to the living room and to get on my stomach or they would tase me and mace me. They handcuffed me. I kept asking them what the fuck they were doing, and why were they here.....they did not answer.....One of them went back to our room and asked nikki if she was ok....She was stunned and said everything was cool, then he tried (get this HORSESHIT) to convince her she had a black eye. then she went in the bathroom and washed off her mascara that was coming off from being in the shower....he rudely ordered my girl to get dressed (remember she was in a towel.) and started drilling her with questions about our "fight" <------- well they quickly learned that we were in fact not fighting at all....At this point fellas I was LIVID, I mean I was ENRAGED.....I called them so many names and was just PISSED. (You guys woulda loved it, I called them so many names that belittled them, physically and intellectually.) <---- far as I am concerned I had every right to be pissed.
The whole time they keep telling me they are gonna tazer me and mace me simultaneously if I do not calm down, and that I have no reason to be angry....ya...right....
So then they try and be nice.... They start asking me all about fighting etc etc, just being my best friend; and the whole time I am asking them to take off the fucking cuffs, but I think I had those pussies terrified. I asked them what they were waiting for, then they asked Nikki to leave, because they thought I was too furious, (the dipshits could not realize that it was THEM that were the problem...not me, not nikki, FUCKING THEM..) So Nikki leaves (not wanting to) and then two more cops show up....Then I ask if they will now please take off the cuffs...then the faggots say: " Well I am taking you in Ivan... Yep you obstructed justice by slamming the door on us, not cooperating...." "WHAT???!?!?!" I exclaimed, "are you fucking kidding me?!!!" Well they kick in my door, point guns at me like I am a terrorist, track mud all over our apartment that we just got done cleaning real nice, ordered my gf around like she was some kind of servant, and repeatedly threatened to tazer and mace me if I moved at all....I should look around to see if there is any piss where they were standing they were so fucking pathetic.
And THEN THEY ARREST ME??? WOW...
So I bonded out, several hundred I will never again... And am now home...
Cleaning....in utter amazement and disbeleif. I am really worked up about this fellas....I have to go to court now on Monday and of course I am pleading not guilty...Can I sue for shit like this???
So me and my girl are playing vids, (we get a little loud at times but NOTHING compared to my neighbors who play their music at all hours and loudly.) and we are getting a little vocal and loud (we play halo against each other and get into it --- she is a HELLUVA halo player, prolly beat most of you guys -- 'cept steak, even then it is a good match) and then we finish up.
I start to do dishes and the dishwasher came off the tracks so I was trying to fix the fucking thing while it was fully loaded, and it was clanging around and making some good noise. Well fixed it, and got it running....
Then my Nikki tells me she is gonna take a shower --- I tell her ok I will join her in a second.... We go in the bathroom and she is already in the shower. I get undressed, just get in when I hear this banging, REAL LOUD banging....I figured it was the upstairs neighbors fuckin around so I ignore it. Then Nikki hears it, and then I hear someone banging on my sliding glass door and front door at the same time, ringing my doorbell faster than I can punch my clown, so I get dressed and go to the door. I could not see in my eye peeper and I assumed it might be cops.... So I quickly hid any gear I had around, and opened the door....
RIGHT IN MY FACE were two cops with guns pointed at my chest w/laser sight on my chest. They never said police, they were all dressed in black and they said my name, NOT police, just Ivan. Well I don't like shit like that so I slammed the door on them, and the pig tried to get his leg in the door, and I slammed that too lol... I locked it, and then the yelling match began.... I asked them what the hell they wanted, and they just kept saying "open the door now!!!" I said this is bullshit and go get a fucking warrant, cuz I am not letting you in....They said they would, but oh well, they did not mean it because they started to kick my door down....
I started swearing profusely at them through the door, as I held it from breaking....
I left the door and went back to my girl to tell her the pigs were freaking the fuck out and to stay calm and follow my lead... Well the pigs are such pathetic pussies it took them prolly 10 tries to finally kick in my door (which would have took any one of us meatheads one try)
The whole time they keep telling me they are gonna tazer me and mace me simultaneously if I do not calm down, and that I have no reason to be angry....ya...right....
So then they try and be nice.... They start asking me all about fighting etc etc, just being my best friend; and the whole time I am asking them to take off the fucking cuffs, but I think I had those pussies terrified. I asked them what they were waiting for, then they asked Nikki to leave, because they thought I was too furious, (the dipshits could not realize that it was THEM that were the problem...not me, not nikki, FUCKING THEM..) So Nikki leaves (not wanting to) and then two more cops show up....Then I ask if they will now please take off the cuffs...then the faggots say: " Well I am taking you in Ivan... Yep you obstructed justice by slamming the door on us, not cooperating...." "WHAT???!?!?!" I exclaimed, "are you fucking kidding me?!!!" Well they kick in my door, point guns at me like I am a terrorist, track mud all over our apartment that we just got done cleaning real nice, ordered my gf around like she was some kind of servant, and repeatedly threatened to tazer and mace me if I moved at all....I should look around to see if there is any piss where they were standing they were so fucking pathetic.
And THEN THEY ARREST ME??? WOW...
So I bonded out, several hundred I will never again... And am now home...
Cleaning....in utter amazement and disbeleif. I am really worked up about this fellas....I have to go to court now on Monday and of course I am pleading not guilty...Can I sue for shit like this???
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