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My Wife Said Three Words You NEVER Want to Hear...

myosin

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So, we pack up the family in the mini-van and head out to the fitness center this morning.... my wife say's to me, "You look smaller!"

My heart sinks... I'm eating, I'm training, what am I doing wrong? "Uhhhhhh.... you mean, 'leaner'?" "Yeah! Leaner!" "DON'T ever tell someone who works out they look smaller!"

Well, English is her second language.... gotta give her a break! :D
 

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lmaoo

my wife knows better

hahaa
 

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Now that's funny right there. My wife also has learned not to say those 3 words to me.
 

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thats like telling a girl shes looking fatter...
 

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I thought it was going to be "stop doing juice."
 

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Geez my parents came to visit and my mother said to me "wow you are getting real skinny" I almost screamed. I told her I just put on 15lbs, so how the hell can I look skinny! My wife then proceeded to tell her "you have to say LEAN to him".
 

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LMAO! only a bodybuilder could understand this!
 

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Divorce the bitch!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO. Yea those dreded words............................or Are you on a diet?? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

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LOL! I always try to remind myself 'they mean it in a good way' but nobody likes to hear that who bodybuilds.
 

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HAHAHA,i have heard those degrading words before.
 

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Hahaha I knew before I opened this thread exactly what you were going to say. :D Have you filed for divorce yet?
 

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I got one better then that, My wife always says " Honey, I love you know matter how you look" :banghead:
 

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So, we pack up the family in the mini-van and head out to the fitness center this morning.... my wife say's to me, "You look smaller!"

My heart sinks... I'm eating, I'm training, what am I doing wrong? "Uhhhhhh.... you mean, 'leaner'?" "Yeah! Leaner!" "DON'T ever tell someone who works out they look smaller!"

Well, English is her second language.... gotta give her a break! :D

Same thing mine said one time. I just about ribbed the bitch!
 

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I feel you...I have been told that many times since my injury!! FUCK!!!
 

myosin

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hahahahaha

All these replies are great! I needed these laughs!
 

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LOL!!!
same thing happened to one of my friends... he was dieting but he still felt fat and said that to his fiance and she said: "no honey!! you look tiny!"
LOOOOOOL!!! he almost flipped!

tiny, skinny, thin... they all mean "lean" to women... :D
 

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What muscular big man owns a mini-van??? Trade that shit in for a Tahoe! :D
 

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I got one better then that, My wife always says " Honey, I love you know matter how you look" :banghead:

My wife have said the same thing to me. :love:
 

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LMAO i guess she is right.

When you are getting lean your face shrinks and bloating effect goes away So you look smaller than before.

Yes it is hard to bear weight of such words
 

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