Nooooo! Tennis tragedy

[donjoy]

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan: She had back problems, man.

 

[Capone]

The woman in the pic above has A LOT more important things to be concerned about then making her tits smaller. How about the most obvious of losing 40 lbs BEFORE the breast reduction to see what they'll look like then! Although those hideous stretch marks and that nasty ass tattoo around her saggy belly button will still be there. Sorry, but that's just nasty.

 

[BOOMSHAKER]

That was the most subtle, but funny post I have ever read. You rock!
Now go save the spotted owl.

Your level of maturity has no place on this board.

Although none of you Mo Fo's better be looking at my daughter. That's just wrong.

PS - 21? It's 18 in the eyes of the law. If old guys like me can send them off to die in Iraq at 18, they should be able to have sex - or drink a beer.

Oh great, I just put my super hero cape in the cleaners yeasterday! damn!

 

[Armageddon]

Did ya check out sponge Bob Square pants in the second pic. Found it funny

 

[SacToSD]

I'm surprised no one has said anything about the difference between an actual breast reduction and breast reduction with reshaping. Are there any actual pics of this girls naked tits floating around on the web? I'd bet you that her tits were unshapely, albeit large. I'd still motorboat them, though. With a pirate hat on.

 

[617ricky]

that's good stuff, ricky. She's a big girl, though... like 6'2'' big. Just tell her not to wear heels when you go out, and you'll be golden

Yea I could never get over that 6'2 part - that's TALL.. Only seeing her on TV or in pictures I never really thought about it, and while I do like tall girls, anything over 5'10 is kinda pushing it.. Chicks just really shouldn't be 6'+ lol.. I would make an exception for 'Pova, tho..

 

[SOCOM]

here's another one:

Damn, couldnt you have found a pair of less chapped fugly tits?

 

[SacToSD]

Damn, couldnt you have found a pair of less chapped fugly tits?

she was black, and I'm sure there are guys here who like black chicks. Lemme make it up to you:

 

[SacToSD]

Damn, couldnt you have found a pair of less chapped fugly tits?

that was kind of my point, though... those fugly tits would probably look good in a pushup bra, or hidden under a shirt. But let em out, and you've got some wack ass tits in your face. Just like the tennis player, this woman had a breast reduction/reshaping and now they look a lot better.

 

[SOCOM]

Hey I know that huge titty chick! She's on my Onany Boys CD cover..

**broken link removed**
Re-animation of titillating booby hullabaloo

...and I can see your point now, VERY clearly.