O/T Problem Solved

[Ethan James]

My mailbox has been flooded recently with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not... Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc.

I have elected to solve these problems as they affect me.

My resolution solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.
I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car.

They're plentiful and cheaper than paying for gas.

 

[Mr Pickles]

My resolution solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.
I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car.

They're plentiful and cheaper than paying for gas.

once they get the Teamsters on their side, you're fucked

 

[BigBoyJ]

Yeah, but how will you fuel your immigrants? Taco Bell prices ain't what they used to be.

 

[n4dmoney]

Tequila ain't cheap either.......