O/T Pussy Post ;^>

Redi Cat · Nov 23, 2005

I know, I know, I don't come over to visit nearly enough, but please understand this is in no way a reflection of the love I have for everyone here or the WCBB as a whole, just that I seldom have anything of interest or particular intelligence to say ......... LMAO ;^p

OK, seeing as I'm here now I'll post a little something that may just elicit a chuckle or two for those that may have clicked on this thread so they feel I haven't completely wasted their time ;^>

Maria had just gotten married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. On her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous. But her mother reassured her.

"Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you." So up she went.

When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and said, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," said her mother, "all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you." Up she went again.

When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairy legs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother, "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you." Up she went again.

When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

"Stay here and stir the pasta," said her mother. "This is a job for Mama."

;^p

Mr Pickles · Nov 23, 2005

hahahahaha

classic

Redi Cat · Nov 23, 2005

Hey Mr Pickles ......

Mr Pickles said:
hahahahaha

classic

... see, I knew there'd be at least one of you out there that would appreciate a laff - LOL ;^>

OK, seeing as I got you in the mood lemme' chance another one with you ;^>

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your mom’s the best sex in town!"

Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, so the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far end. Ten minutes later, the drunk comes back, points at the same guy, and says, "I just did your mom, and it was sw-e-et!"

Again the guy refuses to take the bait, and the drunk goes back to the far end of the bar. Ten minutes later, he comes back and announces, "Your mom liked it!"

Finally the guy interrupts, "Go home, Dad, you’re drunk!"

;^p

BIGKIWI · Nov 23, 2005

hahahahahah

hey ya bro best wishes to you and the gang from me and M

BIGKIWI · Nov 23, 2005

hahahahah just read the second one

ag-guys · Nov 23, 2005

that's funny! haha

AG
www.ag-guys.com

Pittbull™ · Nov 23, 2005

LMFAO :cheeky;sm

JETHRO TULL · Nov 23, 2005

LOL....GREAT JOKES!

GOOD WAY TO START THE MORNING!

Redi Cat · Nov 23, 2005

Hey BIGKIWI ......

BIGKIWI said:
hahahahahah hey ya bro best wishes to you and the gang from me and M

... thanks buddy and from all of us the very same to the both of you with luv 'n' feline lix ;^>

RC

Redi Cat · Nov 23, 2005

OK ......

... Mr Pickles, BIGKIWI, AG, Pittbull™ and JETHRO TULL one more for you chuckling fools and I'm outta' here ;^p

One day mom was cleaning juniors room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him.

He looked at it and handed it back to her with out a word. She finally asked him, " Well what should we do about this?"

Dad looked at her and said, "Well, for starters, I don't think you should spank him."

Be well guys and wishing you safe and merry ones ahead, from your feline friend :^> RC

Big Ian · Nov 23, 2005

LOL quality mate

Nice to see you on the board again btw

xcelbeyond · Nov 24, 2005

Bump for my favorite, funny pussy

Redi Cat · Nov 24, 2005

Hey Big Ian ......

Big Ian said:
LOL quality mate Nice to see you on the board again btw

... thanks m8, nice to find a little time to come on over ;^>

All the best :^> RC

Redi Cat · Nov 24, 2005

Thanks Xcel ......

xcelbeyond said:
Bump for my favorite, funny pussy

... and while we're at it, for those celebrate such an occasion, wishing you an excellent Thanksgiving, and here's another little one as my gift to you ;^>

A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator.

He tells the bartender that he can put his nuts in the alligator's mouth and take them out without a scratch.

The bartender didn't believe him so he said he'll give him a free drink if he showed him.

The guy put his nuts in the alligator's mouth and showed everybody.

The bartender was impressed.

The guy hit the alligator on the head and it let go of the guy's nuts.

The bartender gave him his free drink.

The guy asked if anyone else would like to try.

A lady, sitting by herself, stood up and said, "I'll try, just don't hit me on the head!"

;^p